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Dark Lord 666 Merchant          Since: 07-21-05 From: Austin, Texas Since last post: 7055 days Last activity: 7037 days |
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| Post some come-on lines here. Here are some of mine:
I love your legs, what time do they open? Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes. Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away. If I could re-create the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" closer together. Is there a mirror on your lap? Because I can see myself in your pants. If looks could kill, you'd be wanted for my murder. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. (Yeah, I know) |
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Originally posted by Dark Lord 666 OMFG XD. This one.... just rocks. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Savedox Berserker You put a bullet in my head, Till black turns to red! This could all end in tragedy!  Since: 08-20-04 From: Read \"Real Name\" Since last post: 4543 days Last activity: 1632 days |
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| Ok........... Lets see
1) My friends call me skittles, Would you like to taste the rainbow? 2) I have the ship you have the harbor, Do you want to tie up for the night? All I can think of at the moment |
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Dark Lord 666 Merchant Since: 07-21-05 From: Austin, Texas Since last post: 7055 days Last activity: 7037 days |
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| Did you know that there are 265 bones in your body? I could show you how to get one more in your body.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Hi' I've been undressing you with my eyes all night, and I think it's time to see if I'm right. I'm new in town, do you mind giving me directions to your apartment? I lost my phone number, can I have yours? Excuse me, were you talking to me? Can you start? Is your dad a lumberjack? Because I get wood in my pants everytime I look at you. That shirt is very becoming of you. If I were on you, I'd be "coming" too. The word of the day is "legs," let's go back to my place and spread the word There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?? My zipper. Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. |
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WhiteRose Warrior Sailor Delerium Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.  Since: 08-17-04 From: The Dreaming Since last post: 4451 days Last activity: 5155 days |
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| Wow, these are bad. I've heard some of them and I've heard worse, there is actually a website with these lines, plus some, on it,
http://www.pickuphelp.com/ I always carack up when I read these. WHo came up with them? ANd have they ever actually worked? |
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Dark Lord 666 Merchant Since: 07-21-05 From: Austin, Texas Since last post: 7055 days Last activity: 7037 days |
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| I got most of mine from movies and TV shows. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Jity Horo Beast  Since: 01-01-05 Since last post: 6676 days Last activity: 5891 days |
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| Are you from Venus...cause your ass is outta this world.
You don't happen to work at the UPS. (wait for answer). Cause I saw you sheckin out my package. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. You must be tired cause you've been walking through my mind all day. That must be jam cause jelly don't shake like that. All of these bad pick-up lines are registered trademarks of Brian Clevinger owner 8-Bit Theatre |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6612 days Last activity: 6501 days |
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| my favorite one is:
"I wish you were a screen door. Then I could bang you all day." |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| I think that my favorite bad pick up line is the following:
Do you have a little *insert your primary nationality* in you? Would you like some? Ex.: Do you have a little German in you? Would you like some? I don't know why, but I just think that is hilarious. |
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Shuyin Baron of Radical  Since: 08-19-04 Since last post: 3964 days Last activity: 3870 days |
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| Do you have a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? Will you be walking to your car by yourself later? Okay, I'll be sitting here watching you all night. Nice shoes, want to fuck? How do you like your eggs? How bout fertilized? I have a magic watch. It can talk to me. Oh....what's that? It says your naked. Oh, i'm sorry.....it's 20 minutes fast. |
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X Marks the Spot Banned. Lack of maturity Hack threats IM Harassment  Since: 10-06-04 From: Petaluma, CA Since last post: 6669 days Last activity: 6555 days |
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| 1 of my favourites is...
"It looks like someone took a couple of fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants." I love that one. |
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Spyware Bobo Zomg!  Since: 08-14-04 Since last post: 5670 days Last activity: 5539 days |
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| "I noticed you were checking out my goods..."
"You want a little try before you buy?" Courtesy of Carl from ATHF. |
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X Marks the Spot Banned. Lack of maturity Hack threats IM Harassment Since: 10-06-04 From: Petaluma, CA Since last post: 6669 days Last activity: 6555 days |
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| Oooh, here's one Jexim, and I came up with...
"I want to browse your goods." |
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Elyk X Bee Bot  Since: 07-25-05 Since last post: 6996 days Last activity: 6988 days |
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| "Has anyone ever told you that you have an onion butt?"
*wait for blank stare or pissed off face* "Cause your ass is so beautiful it brings tears to my eyes." |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6612 days Last activity: 6501 days |
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Originally posted by X Marks the Spot AHAHA!!!! I almost put this one up just now! I saw this in a commercial and I laughed so hard. (Last edited by J. Literal on 08-04-05 02:24 AM) |
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SyntaxLegend Traineemage Repeated Trolling. Grow up. Since: 08-14-04 From: Australia Since last post: 6697 days Last activity: 6688 days |
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| I wonder how many people have got slaps/kicks/trips for trying these out? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
MisturMoogle Thief  Since: 02-02-05 From: U.S.A. Since last post: 6484 days Last activity: 6106 days |
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| I dont think to many people have. Honetly do you think people believe you if you say one of those to a girl?? here's one: You look really sweet, Can I lick you and find out?? I think it's cute. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Van Rhanell Missile Bot  Since: 08-15-04 From: Fraser, Michigan Since last post: 6344 days Last activity: 6347 days |
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| I always found the "I'll (verb) your (noun)!" turnarounds to be hilarious. Something like:
person a: That ice cream hit the spot! person b: I'll hit your spot! hahahaha |
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Evo Red Super Koopa Watching you fall brings joy to my heart....  Since: 08-16-04 From: Oregon Since last post: 6108 days Last activity: 6048 days |
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| " You look really sweet, Can I lick you and find out?? "
Hehe, you're right, it is sweet. I don't know what I would say if someone said that to me though. :/ I had one, but I lost it. Grr.. |
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天国JOE ���A�ǂ��ɂȂ�̂���낤�H Since: 09-02-04 From: Destroy Tower Since last post: 4024 days Last activity: 3389 days |
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Originally posted by Shuyin Straight to the point. Great. 
"Those clothes look good on you. But baby, they'd look better on my bedroom floor!" |
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