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Dark Lord 666

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Since: 07-21-05
From: Austin, Texas

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Posted on 07-22-05 12:11 PM Link | Quote
Post some come-on lines here. Here are some of mine:

I love your legs, what time do they open?

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.

If I could re-create the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" closer together.

Is there a mirror on your lap? Because I can see myself in your pants.

If looks could kill, you'd be wanted for my murder.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. (Yeah, I know)
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Posted on 07-22-05 12:12 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Dark Lord 666
Is there a mirror on your lap? Because I can see myself in your pants.



OMFG XD. This one.... just rocks.
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Since: 08-20-04
From: Read \"Real Name\"

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Posted on 07-22-05 12:15 PM Link | Quote
Ok........... Lets see

1) My friends call me skittles, Would you like to taste the rainbow?

2) I have the ship you have the harbor, Do you want to tie up for the night?

All I can think of at the moment
Dark Lord 666

Merchant








Since: 07-21-05
From: Austin, Texas

Since last post: 6817 days
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Posted on 07-22-05 12:37 PM Link | Quote
Did you know that there are 265 bones in your body? I could show you how to get one more in your body.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi' I've been undressing you with my eyes all night, and I think it's time to see if I'm right.

I'm new in town, do you mind giving me directions to your apartment?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Excuse me, were you talking to me? Can you start?

Is your dad a lumberjack? Because I get wood in my pants everytime I look at you.

That shirt is very becoming of you. If I were on you, I'd be "coming" too.

The word of the day is "legs," let's go back to my place and spread the word

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?? My zipper.

Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
WhiteRose

Warrior
Sailor Delerium

Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.








Since: 08-17-04
From: The Dreaming

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Posted on 07-23-05 01:17 AM Link | Quote
Wow, these are bad. I've heard some of them and I've heard worse, there is actually a website with these lines, plus some, on it,

http://www.pickuphelp.com/

I always carack up when I read these. WHo came up with them? ANd have they ever actually worked?
Dark Lord 666

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Since: 07-21-05
From: Austin, Texas

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Posted on 07-23-05 03:39 AM Link | Quote
I got most of mine from movies and TV shows.
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Since: 01-01-05

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Posted on 07-23-05 05:24 AM Link | Quote
Are you from Venus...cause your ass is outta this world.

You don't happen to work at the UPS. (wait for answer). Cause I saw you sheckin out my package.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.

You must be tired cause you've been walking through my mind all day.

That must be jam cause jelly don't shake like that.

All of these bad pick-up lines are registered trademarks of Brian Clevinger owner 8-Bit Theatre
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 07-23-05 01:01 PM Link | Quote
my favorite one is:

"I wish you were a screen door. Then I could bang you all day."

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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

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Posted on 07-25-05 11:23 PM Link | Quote
I think that my favorite bad pick up line is the following:

Do you have a little *insert your primary nationality* in you? Would you like some?

Ex.: Do you have a little German in you? Would you like some?

I don't know why, but I just think that is hilarious.
Shuyin

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Since: 08-19-04

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Posted on 07-26-05 12:10 AM Link | Quote
Do you have a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

Will you be walking to your car by yourself later? Okay, I'll be sitting here watching you all night.

Nice shoes, want to fuck?

How do you like your eggs? How bout fertilized?

I have a magic watch. It can talk to me. Oh....what's that? It says your naked. Oh, i'm sorry.....it's 20 minutes fast.
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Since: 10-06-04
From: Petaluma, CA

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Posted on 07-26-05 08:54 PM Link | Quote
1 of my favourites is...

"It looks like someone took a couple of fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants."

I love that one.
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Since: 08-14-04

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Posted on 07-26-05 10:14 PM Link | Quote
"I noticed you were checking out my goods..."

"You want a little try before you buy?"

Courtesy of Carl from ATHF.
X Marks the Spot
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Since: 10-06-04
From: Petaluma, CA

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Posted on 07-26-05 10:22 PM Link | Quote
Oooh, here's one Jexim, and I came up with...

"I want to browse your goods."
Elyk X

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Since: 07-25-05

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Posted on 08-03-05 08:57 PM Link | Quote
"Has anyone ever told you that you have an onion butt?"

*wait for blank stare or pissed off face*

"Cause your ass is so beautiful it brings tears to my eyes."
AlpoRaggins

Troubadour
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 11:23 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by X Marks the Spot
1 of my favourites is...

"It looks like someone took a couple of fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants."

I love that one.


AHAHA!!!! I almost put this one up just now! I saw this in a commercial and I laughed so hard.






(Last edited by J. Literal on 08-04-05 02:24 AM)
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Since: 08-14-04
From: Australia

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Posted on 08-14-05 09:33 AM Link | Quote
I wonder how many people have got slaps/kicks/trips for trying these out?
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Since: 02-02-05
From: U.S.A.

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Posted on 08-29-05 01:51 PM Link | Quote
I dont think to many people have. Honetly do you think people believe you if you say one of those to a girl?? here's one: You look really sweet, Can I lick you and find out?? I think it's cute.
Van Rhanell

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Since: 08-15-04
From: Fraser, Michigan

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Posted on 09-12-05 09:20 PM Link | Quote
I always found the "I'll (verb) your (noun)!" turnarounds to be hilarious. Something like:

person a: That ice cream hit the spot!

person b: I'll hit your spot!

hahahaha

Evo

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Since: 08-16-04
From: Oregon

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Posted on 09-15-05 03:31 PM Link | Quote
" You look really sweet, Can I lick you and find out?? "

Hehe, you're right, it is sweet. I don't know what I would say if someone said that to me though. :/

I had one, but I lost it. Grr..
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Since: 09-02-04
From: Destroy Tower

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Posted on 09-21-05 06:26 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Shuyin
Nice shoes, want to fuck?

Straight to the point. Great.

"Those clothes look good on you. But baby, they'd look better on my bedroom floor!"
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