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Stitch

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Since: 08-20-04
From: California

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Posted on 04-12-06 02:30 PM Link | Quote
Full Article

Joseph "Donald" Scordato offered a rare defense when Ridgewood police charged him with masturbating in public.

"That's not possible," the 81-year-old man told police after his arrest in September. "I don't have a penis."

State Superior Court Judge William Meehan instructed him to get a lawyer before his next hearing on April 24.

"Can I represent myself?" Scordato asked.

"Then you will have a fool for a client," the judge replied.




You've got to read the full article. But, what do you think? Can we pass off having dry skin as not masturbating in public?
Bitmap

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Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 04-12-06 04:50 PM Link | Quote
Question is how CAN he masterbate? usually old people at that age really cant do that due to the fact their balls drop....Literally*

Unless he took some type of Viagra, but then the skin would buldge out and rip open his penis....

Oh my god Kill me....I just pictured lemonparty......

Edit: Well the old man hit puberty at the age of 82!!!!!111!!!!!

>.< ;;;; Where the * is thats the word I added.....


(Last edited by Master Sajin on 04-12-06 07:51 PM)
Stitch

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Since: 08-20-04
From: California

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Posted on 04-12-06 05:04 PM Link | Quote
No, you can masturbate. Hell, I masturbated when nothing came out, way before my body even started creating semen. It's just the feeling associated with the prostate pushing out liquid (even if there is no liquid). And, my father managed to have kids well into his late 60s (me), so men can fully do it. No matter what.

You're mis-informed. Yet again.
Shuyin

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Since: 08-19-04

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Posted on 04-12-06 05:15 PM Link | Quote
So.....They don't know if he has a penis or not. They just assume he does. So basically he's innocent until its proven that he has a penis.
Bitmap

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Since: 09-05-04
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Posted on 04-12-06 05:28 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Zabuza
No, you can masturbate. Hell, I masturbated when nothing came out, way before my body even started creating semen. It's just the feeling associated with the prostate pushing out liquid (even if there is no liquid). And, my father managed to have kids well into his late 60s (me), so men can fully do it. No matter what.

You're mis-informed. Yet again.




Reminds me of a funny story...When I was going to Walt Disney World 2 years ago, I was riding with my grandfather's car...Well, we decide to take a piss at a local resturant...He looked over at me and said...

"Damn, forgot to get my dick in my other pants!"

in front of a father changing a baby's diapers with a 8 year old kid asking his father what a dick was...I saw a lolerbear...

But medical studies state that male hormones *start* to deplete at the age of 65 and beyond...Most people are gifted to keep their stiffness and still maintain a happy sex life...

Who knows...I only understand what I learned in Health II...
Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
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Posted on 04-12-06 05:42 PM Link | Quote
You know, if it turns out that he really doesn't have a penis anymore this will be the funniest thing ever... of course it would be ill advised to "drop trou" in court.
WhiteRose

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Since: 08-17-04
From: The Dreaming

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Posted on 04-13-06 03:29 AM Link | Quote
I'm thinking he's just making an excuse since he has done something similar in the past.

Also, wouldn't the court be able to get like medical records or something to show a lack of penis? That would solve the problem right away wouldn't it?
Katana

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Since: 08-15-04
From: Philadelphia, P.A.

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Posted on 04-13-06 05:08 PM Link | Quote
The odd situations that take place...and who says life isn't interesting? :p

Oh, and Sajin...men can have babies until the day they die. Remember that. If men can have babies until the day they die, then that means there's always something going on there. It's women who have the whole biological clock thingie going...
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