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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance         Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 416 days Last activity: 225 days |
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| Someone posted this on Livejournal and I figured I'd share:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005530066,00.html Zoso read this to me last night and I couldn't stop laughing about it. In case you're reading this weeks later and the link has already crapped out, here's the story: By JOHN COLES RUGBY fan Geoffrey Huish told yesterday of the moment of madness when he hacked off his own TACKLE — because his team Wales beat England. Single Geoffrey, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the horrific op using a pair of blunt wire cutters. Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to announce his desperate deed to fellow Wales fans. Jobless Geoffrey finally collapsed with blood pouring from his groin as horrified drinkers put his testicles in a pint glass of ice. They were handed to paramedics who rushed him to hospital — but surgeons could not sew them back. Geoffrey spent several months in a psychiatric unit as experts tried to fathom his actions. He is now back home in Senghenydd in the Welsh Valleys — and is STILL unsure why he did it. Geoffrey, who says he has no history of mental illness, insists he was sober when he performed the DIY castration in his bathroom. It came in February after Wales won in Cardiff with Gavin Henson clinching victory. Geoffrey said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance. “It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won. “I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself. After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom. “Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet. I remembered what I’d said and thought he had left them for me. “I thought, ‘Oh no, I haven’t got to do anything like that have I’? Then I thought, ‘You can do it’. “So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain — but I just kept going. “The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.” Eventually Geoffrey succeeded in castrating himself over the toilet. Then, after fishing his testicles from the loo, he walked to Gethin’s house. Gethin was out — so he walked another five minutes to the village’s Leigh Social Club. Geoffrey said: “The Leigh was packed with rugby fans. I went in and shouted out, ‘I’ve done it’. “I took my balls out and passed them in the bag to a friend. Some people then laid me on the floor.” Doctors were handed his testicles but decided there was no chance of reversing his DIY op. Remarkably, he had not lost a critical amount of blood and did not require a transfusion. Geoffrey must still visit a psychiatrist. He said: “I think about what happened every day and still haven’t come up with a good reason why. I’d had a lot going on and felt a bit down. I can’t have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I’ll adopt.” (Last edited by Rogue on 11-28-05 04:04 PM) |
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Savedox Berserker You put a bullet in my head, Till black turns to red! This could all end in tragedy!  Since: 08-20-04 From: Read \"Real Name\" Since last post: 4326 days Last activity: 1415 days |
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| O.O OMFG...
I thought you were just kidding when I read the title.. But I guess not... *cover's self* that brings pain just thinking about it. |
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Kaijin Surohm Living the dream  Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 1459 days Last activity: 646 days |
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| o.O
Holy shit. x-X. I can't even imagine how that would feel, nor would I eva do that! X_X Good god. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 94 days |
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| It's sad when a story like this makes a girl cringe. Yet at the same time I can't stop laughing. | |||
Cyro Xero Rune Mage  Rave Atom  Since: 02-23-05 From: Minnesota!! Since last post: 2619 days Last activity: 2532 days |
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| Laugh? That's scary. I can imagine what I'd feel like if that happened to me, and it wouldn't be anything short of horrified. I've had sudden and overwhelming urges to do stuff before, but I don't think in my right mind I'd proceed to do anything as stupid as "de-nutting" myself. I feel bad for the guy. I mean, I'm sure he is used to being ballless, but to think back at when he did it probably makes himself feel very dumb and frustrated for not being able to remember why. I'd rather have somebody shoot me before I cut MY little Almond Joys.
Monkey ass....  (Last edited by Cyro Xero on 11-28-05 05:48 PM) |
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01001000 Slow Ride Take It Easy  Since: 01-10-05 Since last post: 6309 days Last activity: 5659 days |
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| Cryo I totally agree with you, I to would rather be shot in the head and die right there on the spot than to have my gonads chopped off. The only reasons why is because 1)Its just akward and 2)a LOT less painful.
I don't feel sorry for the guy at all, he was sober, made a bad choice, common sense is not his friend and right now I'm laughing my ass off. |
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天国JOE ���A�ǂ��ɂȂ�̂���낤�H Since: 09-02-04 From: Destroy Tower Since last post: 3808 days Last activity: 3173 days |
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| Jesus, what a dolt. Castrating oneself...*cringe*
He made one hell of a bad choice. They can't sew them back on? Well, there goes the chances of a Geoffrey jr. |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt  Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4339 days Last activity: 4333 days |
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| …now I remember hearing something like this on the Jerry Springer show, except he actually knew WHY he did it.
I laughed the first few sentences, but now im just repeating the words “DUMBASS” to myself…. |
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Astrophel Fear will kill your mind and steal your love as sure as anything; Fear will rob you blind and make you numb to others suffering  Since: 10-03-04 From: Azul Lux Orbital, Kirin Beta Since last post: 2262 days Last activity: 1113 days |
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Originally posted by The PoliticianWould you want someone like this to reproduce?  |
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天国JOE ���A�ǂ��ɂȂ�̂���낤�H Since: 09-02-04 From: Destroy Tower Since last post: 3808 days Last activity: 3173 days |
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| Geoffrey: "Wales won! Son, now time to continue our tradition that I myself had started..."
Son: =< *Goes to bathroom* |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 94 days |
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| I wonder if he got a Darwin Award for this... I mean, he deserves one for doing something THAT stupid... and he did remove himself from the gene pool. | |||
WhiteRose Warrior Sailor Delerium Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.  Since: 08-17-04 From: The Dreaming Since last post: 4234 days Last activity: 4938 days |
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Originally posted by Elara Well, I looked it up on their site and it doesn't seem like it, but they ward them every year. Maybe he'll get one in 2006...as stupid as it was, he should get something for his pains. |
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