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MurdockDeNoss Dragon Fly         Since: 09-19-05 From: Woodlawn, TN Since last post: 6038 days Last activity: 5976 days |
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| A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone." | |||
WhiteRose Warrior Sailor Delerium Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.  Since: 08-17-04 From: The Dreaming Since last post: 4451 days Last activity: 5155 days |
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 ...ROFL. I laughed so hard when I read it when you IMed me and I laughed just as hard when I read it again here. Wow, now that's one hell of a trick to teach a pet. |
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MurdockDeNoss Dragon Fly Since: 09-19-05 From: Woodlawn, TN Since last post: 6038 days Last activity: 5976 days |
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| Well at least we dont have to worry about loobercant now... ::ducks while he can:: | |||
Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!  Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 933 days Last activity: 933 days |
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| "Lubricant" Spell it with me, "L-U-B-R-I-C-A-N-T". "Lubricant". Dictionary.com people.
Funny story, but I still would like the actual person rather than a frog. And, I can cook. I've heard of people teaching their dogs to do this, so this isn't so much a shock to me... Then there was that South Park episode where the pony kept sucking on the hot dog... (Last edited by Zabuza on 11-26-05 09:15 PM) |
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MurdockDeNoss Dragon Fly Since: 09-19-05 From: Woodlawn, TN Since last post: 6038 days Last activity: 5976 days |
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| Well there was this time in band camp.............
Down in mexico................. This chick and this donkey................. |
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shadowdude2 Koopa  Since: 08-28-05 From: California Since last post: 6934 days Last activity: 6774 days |
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DON'T MESS WITH BAND CAMP!!! 
Sorry i'm a band geek I must protect my kind. That was hillarious... slightly fucked up but hillarious |
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Cyro Xero Rune Mage  Rave Atom  Since: 02-23-05 From: Minnesota!! Since last post: 49 days Last activity: 49 days |
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| A good one, I'll say. It's just another one of those broken marriage jokes. And I also prefer the actual person. | |||
FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3829 days Last activity: 3725 days |
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| how can u say you prefer one over the other unless youve tried both? | |||
Savedox Berserker You put a bullet in my head, Till black turns to red! This could all end in tragedy!  Since: 08-20-04 From: Read \"Real Name\" Since last post: 4543 days Last activity: 1632 days |
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| Wow.. now that's a major ass bump.. first warning here.. please dont post in a thread that hasnt been posted in, in more than a month...
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