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Gan Ning Snifit          Since: 10-21-04 From: Love Shack, that's where it's at Since last post: 3436 days Last activity: 3436 days |
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Shanan: Ah, How To Kill a Mockingbird...so funny.
"And the flfying pirate ship exploded... and the pirates fell to the ground, but they survived, because they're pirates and they're awesome." Ok, how about this: Fight in broad daylight, open field, no super powers. Pirates win. Muskets + Cutlass = Dead Ninja. And cowboys will be too busy drinking whiskey, watching the tumbleweed and waiting to draw their gun. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica.  Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 94 days |
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| Okay, and open field. the pirate staggers into it, then he falls over. He just fell unconscious because he was drunk.
Or, then ninja is hiding behind some tall grass. The pirate walks by him, and only about ten minutes later does he realize his feet are cut off. Then, he recieves a stab in the back by a katana. |
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天国JOE ���A�ǂ��ɂȂ�̂���낤�H Since: 09-02-04 From: Destroy Tower Since last post: 4024 days Last activity: 3389 days |
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Or before he could draw his gun, pow, shuriken to the head. As for sword fighting, the pirate will have to be pretty good to beat a ninja.  (Last edited by The Politician on 10-28-05 09:26 PM) |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6612 days Last activity: 6501 days |
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| Cowboys have horses and guns and five o'clock shadows and ten gallon hats and ass-less chaps.
Pirates and ninjas do not. Cowboys kick all their asses and don't care, because they're cowboys and they eat their own boots for sustenance. Can Ninjas? No. They wear fuckin' pajamas. Pirates can't eat anything that's solid cause their teeth are so scurvy-filled. Cowboys have cool hats too. They can hide great things in there. Ninjas don't have hats, and if a pirate has a hat, its some fag-ass napoleon shit that everyone tries to steal and throw overboard on the captains birthday. Cowboys can take a bullet. Pirates would just be like "Arggh" and fall off their ship, and ninjas would try to be cool and cut it in half but... that's not real. They'd get their ninja ass shot in like, two seconds. Cowboys wrangle cows. They beat the shit out of 500 pound monsters with horns, just so they can drink their titty milk and eat their muscles. Ninja's eat stupid shit like ninja cake or whatever and pirates eat hardtack and rum (the rum part is cool, but thats it. Cowboys like rum too you know.) Cowboys can hold their liquor well. So well in fact that if they are completely shit faced that they can STILL have a sharp shot at whatever their shooting. Ninja's are too "honerable" to get drunk or some dumb crap like that and pirates are always too tipsy to steal stuff. Cowboys get all the hot ass cowgirls, AND they have the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, where pirates are ugly bastards that have to rape to appease their babymakers and Ninjas can't bang because... you know, their too honerable, and their asses are too tight to do anything fun but kill people. Cowboys like pie. This is a proven fact - they had slaves to make them pie. Ninjas don't eat pie, I mean, come on. Pirates? Pie-rats? What the fuck kind of ruse is that? Pirates don't eat pie. I already told you what they eat. Women crumble at the feet of cowboys. They fall in love with them, plus making them pie and giving them sweet cowboy love. Cowboys live in the open field, where there are like, 3000 pound Kodiak Island bears. Pirates are too big of pussys to let themselves be eaten by sharks, and Ninja's live in the trees. What the fuck is up there thats gonna toughen them up, monkeys? What the fuck, the ninja would just chop its head off, and probably pray or some gay ninja shit like that. Cowboys don't live by any shitty rules. They don't do stupid shit like pillage either. They are heroes of the wild west, and they ride trains and FIGHT on the top of trains with guns. Cowboys have spurrs. Ninjas have stupid stars that they can't throw right. If a cowboy drop kicked you in the head, his spur would rip your face off. A ninja can only stab with his stars. Done. Cowboys rule, end of story. |
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Rauni Since: 08-14-04 Since last post: 1545 days Last activity: 1545 days |
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Originally posted by Gan Ning 
I doubt it. Geese was a horrible pirate. I benched him so hard, it wasn't even funny when he got attack by a little girl. Well, it was but anyway, the point is... Pirates does not compare ninja who could typically have OHKO. And female ninja are more sexier than cowgirl. So in overall, Ninja > Pirate > Cowboy. Cowboy are so '80. |
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