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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 77 days |
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Bumper Stickers You May Not Have Seen If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? Your gene pool needs a little chlorine. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! DON'T ANNOY ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. JESUS SAVES.... Passes It To Gretzky..He Shoots..He..Scores! Jesus is coming! Look busy! You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date! Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad? Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. All men are idiots....I married their king. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes. Hang up and drive. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Where there's a will...I want to be on it. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink. We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home. Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else. Honk If You Want To See My Finger |
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Cyro Xero Rune Mage Rave Atom Since: 02-23-05 From: Minnesota!! Since last post: 49 days Last activity: 49 days |
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I must say that I was laughing when I read the IRS one. I've never seen that before and got quite the chuckle. Thanks for the laugh. | |||
WhiteRose Warrior Sailor Delerium Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst. Since: 08-17-04 From: The Dreaming Since last post: 4451 days Last activity: 5155 days |
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LOL, I've actually seen a fair number of those. I still love the ones I have. The one I currently have on my car says "Caution: I break for faries, elves, dragon and other invisable creatures that only I can see." It's funny when I can tell the people behind me read it because sometimes the look worried.
The second one I have I plan to put it on my new car when I get it: "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." Hmm, that looks familar. |
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MisturMoogle Thief Since: 02-02-05 From: U.S.A. Since last post: 6485 days Last activity: 6107 days |
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LMAO those are funny. My friend have 2 of them on his car they say:
"Take off your pants and jacket" the other I suffer from CRS, Can't remember shit I can't beleive u didnt see those. |
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Cyro Xero Rune Mage Rave Atom Since: 02-23-05 From: Minnesota!! Since last post: 49 days Last activity: 49 days |
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There were a couple I made up a long time ago, but I never wrote them down anywhere. However, I do remember the one I made up only last month:
Bush- the South's revenge for losing the Civil War. |
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X Marks the Spot Banned. Lack of maturity Hack threats IM Harassment Since: 10-06-04 From: Petaluma, CA Since last post: 6669 days Last activity: 6555 days |
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There's a bumper sticker on my science teachers wall that say, "Where are we going? And why am I in this hand-basket"...
I've always found that hilarious. |
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Déesse Sailor Déesse Mistress of Pink Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy Since: 08-14-04 From: The Moon Since last post: 6564 days Last activity: 6296 days |
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Oh gosh, they were funny I love reading bumper stickers on cars, some people have a great sense of humor. | |||
Himura_Kenshin Octoballoon Since: 08-28-04 From: Clinton Twp mi Since last post: 6677 days Last activity: 5218 days |
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Man I wish I had some of these for my car. That is when I get my car. Ive never seen anyone with those stickers though. |
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