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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator         Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 224 days Last activity: 222 days |
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| Granted, but then a magical unicorn steals your lungs to sell on the rainbow market.
I wish for infinite wishes. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 766 days Last activity: 575 days |
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| Granted, but you skin your knee, think nothing of it, and die from a mutant, instantaneous infection and die before you can make any other wishes (that would have all ended up corrupted anyway, sadly).
I wish a certain friend of mine lost the ability to speak. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 232 days Last activity: 232 days |
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| Granted, but they gain telepathic powers so they can communicate still, and you cannot avoid it. Ever.
I wish for a professional deep tissue massage, given for free. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 766 days Last activity: 575 days |
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| Granted, but this free masseuse uses this cheap oil that it turns out you're allergic to and you end up with this really, really painful rash, and your back pain hasn't gone away. I guess you really get what you pay for.
I wish I knew how I got this cut on my finger. (Last edited by Rogue on 09-21-11 02:45 PM) |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 232 days Last activity: 232 days |
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| Granted... but where did this bruise on your knee come from?
I wish that Ben would take the hint when I leave the Netflix envelope that is ready to be mailed back below his keys in the morning. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent  Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1828 days Last activity: 1828 days |
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| Granted, but he accidentally mails said keys along with the envelope, and so Netflix decides to rent those out, as well. Now your house is visited and robbed once a week by a new Netflix user. Oh, and sorry about your car.
I wish I could make Chuck Norris cry. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 766 days Last activity: 575 days |
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| Granted, now he won't stop crying and everybody drowns in his crocodile tears.
I wish my neighbors' TV broke. It's too freaking loud. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1828 days Last activity: 1828 days |
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| Granted. The tv breaks, but only after it first explodes, killing everybody in the area. Now you must spend the afterlife with them and their Egyptian soap operas.
I wish my room would finish packing itself. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 232 days Last activity: 232 days |
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| Granted, but all of your most prized possessions are now lost as a result. Your room laughs at you.
I wish that this cold would go the fuck away. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 766 days Last activity: 575 days |
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| Granted, it departs, fucks another cold and they have little cold babies that have evolved into this super flus, and you can't seem to get rid of them.
I wish for a box of blueberry muffin Frosted Mini Wheats. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 232 days Last activity: 232 days |
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| Granted, but Brandon eats them all before you get any.
I wish that I didn't just bang my knee on the table. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 766 days Last activity: 575 days |
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| Granted, you bumped your head instead.
I wish I could think of more things to do that are fun and free. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 232 days Last activity: 232 days |
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| Granted, but you have no time to do any of them. And they sounded awesome too.
I wish that I didn't feel sick when I am hungry. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 766 days Last activity: 575 days |
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| Granted, now you just vomit out of the blue. Any time. All the time.
I wish L.A. had some version of the Cash Cab. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 232 days Last activity: 232 days |
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| Granted, but the questions are never anything you are able to answer. You stumble into it by accident, make a fool of yourself on national television, and become a hermit.
I wish for a better job. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 766 days Last activity: 575 days |
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| You get one. But it's only slightly better, while still almost completely sucking. You end up constantly wishing for even better job than that.
I wish I didn't want to eat all of the cookies Brandon just bought. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 232 days Last activity: 232 days |
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| Granted, instead you DID eat them. Oh ho!
I wish I could speed read. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 766 days Last activity: 575 days |
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((Sadly I did...  ))
Granted, you read everything and now you're bored all the time with the peasants who read at a normal rate. I wish Brandon didn't need the placemat that's under my computer right now. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 232 days Last activity: 232 days |
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| Granted. But he takes it anyway.
I wish that I had more time to work on my new character for gaming tomorrow. |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 232 days Last activity: 232 days |
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| Granted but you only get 30 seconds.
I wish my hat wasn't crushed by my laptop last night. |
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