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Storm Eagle
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Posted on 09-06-10 01:10 AM

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Granted....yeah.

I wish to continue this thread despite Buzzkillix's previous post.

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.

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Posted on 09-07-10 02:54 PM

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Granted, because Phoenix did not, in fact win. Instead, Urban Astronaut just lost.

So the thread is continued, but you must respawn before you win, xD.

I wish to win this thread.

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The one true Xeodent

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Posted on 09-07-10 03:14 PM

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GAH! >_e

Granted, but all you win is a kiss from Vince.

I wish that my IQ was raised by one point.

Vile
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Posted on 09-07-10 06:23 PM

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Granted, and you really enjoy that one IQ point. It aids you in all your...well, okay, it doesn't really help you at all.

But you also become autistic. Deal with it.

I wish I won something a lot better than a kiss from Vince.

Storm Eagle
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Posted on 09-07-10 06:31 PM

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Granted you win TWO kisses from Vince!

I wish to respawn!

The one true Xeodent

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Posted on 09-07-10 06:42 PM

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Granted, but not until next round. This is Deathmatch.

I wish for a 9V battery.

Storm Eagle
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Posted on 09-07-10 06:50 PM

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Granted but it's dead!

I wish for it to be next round.

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Posted on 09-07-10 09:18 PM

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Granted, but it has to be in a seperate thread. And since round one is still going on, any second thread created will be trashed, xD.

I wish for the most horrible thing possibly imaginable.

Storm Eagle
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Posted on 09-07-10 09:29 PM

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Granted you get a naked Phoenix hug, but the collison pushes apart the particles and a second big bang is created.

I wish to play my videogames in peace.

The one true Xeodent

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Posted on 09-07-10 10:11 PM

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Granted, but I kick your ass anyway.

I wish Vince would quit trying to sneak into round one and go respawn! xD

Storm Eagle
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Posted on 09-08-10 02:41 AM

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Granted Respawn has been created, and with it Vince surpasses you in every way imaginable.

I wish I could unlock these last two people!

Vile
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Posted on 09-08-10 01:44 PM

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Granted, your characters are unlocked. You go to play as them, overcome with joy. The game loads, and you grin in anticipation. The game starts succesfully, and you are happy. You finally get to play as one of these two characters.

Your harddrive informs you that its been corrupted. All save-games are erased. Fortunately, you stored some of your savegames in a memory drive, so you plug it in, thinking you'd only have to replay a small part of your game.

A car crashes into your house and you die.

I wish for something good to happen that is not related to anyone being homosexual, disturbing, or ugly.

Storm Eagle
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Posted on 09-08-10 10:33 PM

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Granted you are kissed by what you percieve to be a beauiful woman. After the experience you stride away feeling accomplished but once you are out of sight the woman turns into Phoenix....he licks his lips.

I wish to travel through time via my choice and will.

The one true Xeodent

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Posted on 09-11-10 12:15 PM

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Granted, but when you do, you have a fatal seizure. Before you die from this, however, you lose your genitals from a hobo. Even if its a dinosaur hobo.

I wish that I could see the dark side of the moon.

Storm Eagle
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Posted on 09-12-10 12:37 AM

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Granted but you can only do so by destroying the bright side of the moon, earth's gravatational field becomes misaligned and the world explodes, thanks guy!

I wish for it to be Friday!

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Posted on 09-12-10 06:40 PM

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Granted. Unfortunately, several of the best events of your life occurred between now and then, but you have absolutely no recollection of any of them.

I wish that the cafeteria food at West Chester wasn't so awful.

Vile
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Posted on 09-12-10 07:37 PM

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Granted, its awesome. Like, heaven on a plate. You eat it, everyone eats it. Tourists come, just to taste this cafeteria food. Best of all, there's plenty for everyone!

Unfortunately, because of how good it tastes, you find yourself unable to stop eating, enough so that you bring your videogames into the cafeteria to play while eating. Suddenly, you realize you have a sudden pain in your stomach. Your stomach lining is tearing apart! You can't stop eating, but you know you have to if you want to li-An airplane crashes into the cafeteria and you die.

I wish for a better punchline.

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Storm Eagle
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Posted on 09-12-10 07:38 PM

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Granted but due to the incredible food they served there they become the most popular college ever, this makes it so that you don't get accepted sorry.

I wish to have the greatest moment of my life occur in the next few seconds.

Vile
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Posted on 09-12-10 07:50 PM

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Granted.

Greatest moment has passed. Its all downhill from here.

I wish Urban didn't ninjapost me!