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Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1695 days
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Posted on 08-05-10 03:36 PM Link | Quote
Wish granted. Bu they do anyway.

I wish for a someone I have never met or heard of to break their leg, and they never find out I made this wish.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 4948 days
Last activity: 4922 days
Posted on 08-06-10 01:48 PM Link | Quote
So my cousin just broke her leg, you've never met her. granted.

I wish for a super cool top hat.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1695 days
Last activity: 1695 days
Posted on 08-06-10 03:30 PM Link | Quote
But you didn't corrupt my wish D:

Granted, but it is filled with scorpions. You don't realize this until you put it on.

I wish for less spammy threads on the board. Except this one.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 4948 days
Last activity: 4922 days
Posted on 08-07-10 01:42 AM Link | Quote
Granted, the full mods soon delete all posts seeing them as spammy. Soon this is the only thread that remains, the members soon leave the site.

I wish for a great short story idea!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 93 days
Last activity: 93 days
Posted on 08-07-10 02:07 AM Link | Quote
Granted. A man stands on a table, and then falls and dies.

Its a great idea, but there's no way you could execute it into a good story, xD. (Consider it a challenge)

I wish for some chapstick.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 4948 days
Last activity: 4922 days
Posted on 08-07-10 02:13 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but it's made out of lazer gel.

I wish for no work tomorrow.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1695 days
Last activity: 1695 days
Posted on 08-08-10 01:56 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but an assassin shows up wherever you are instead and kills you. Should have gone to work.

Have I wished for more cowbell? Because I am right now.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 4948 days
Last activity: 4922 days
Posted on 08-08-10 01:58 AM Link | Quote
Okay but Will Ferrel plays the shit out of that cowbell! and Then kills you and the rest of the Blue Oyster Cult.

I wish for a good song to listen to.
insectduel

Medicine Melancholy
My life may be lonely sometimes, even with my beloved family.








Since: 02-16-07
From: Hunts Point Bronx, New York

Since last post: 2657 days
Last activity: 2615 days
Posted on 08-12-10 03:01 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it's the song that Reni Mimura always plays at the beginning of every performance show "My Shy Master".

I wish I could get a decent attractive girlfriend.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 93 days
Last activity: 93 days
Posted on 08-12-10 05:38 PM Link | Quote
Granted, you love the girlfriend, and eventually, you even propose to her. You get married, you live in a great house. Also, for safety, you get house insurance, life insurance, and of course, car insurance.

So one day, your wife rigs your car to explode when you turn it on in the garage. She collects on all this insurance, AND gets thousands of dollars suing the car company because she made it look like a vehicle defect.

But hey, she's attractive, so its worth it.

I wish to be able to disappear at will.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 4948 days
Last activity: 4922 days
Posted on 08-12-10 09:25 PM Link | Quote
Granted but you don't have the power to re-appear. You use your power once and remove yourself from the face of the earth. Bye bye Stinky.

I wish for the collective works of Alan Moore.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 93 days
Last activity: 93 days
Posted on 08-13-10 11:52 PM Link | Quote
Granted, you get the entire collected works of Allan Moore, the manger of the UK soccer team. Sadly, all he's writting is bad poetry.

I wisht that whenever I wanted to, I could immediately know something.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 4948 days
Last activity: 4922 days
Posted on 08-14-10 12:29 AM Link | Quote
Granted but you don't have the power to forget. Eventually your curiosity leads to your mind overflowing and you fall into a deep coma.

I wish for any superpower I wanted.
Lord Alexandor

Knight
Discord Manager








Since: 10-15-06
From: Dayton, OH

Since last post: 1383 days
Last activity: 75 days
Posted on 08-14-10 02:31 PM Link | Quote
Granted! But you only get to use that power for 3 seconds at a time and you can't have more than one per day. XD

I wish for $100,000 (US dollars), on a visa giftcard.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1695 days
Last activity: 1695 days
Posted on 08-14-10 04:45 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but the card is scratched right along the magnetic strip. Because of this, you can never use it, and gift cards aren't redeemable for cash.

I wish for one of those phone screen covers that will protect my entire screen from becoming scratched.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 4948 days
Last activity: 4922 days
Posted on 08-15-10 12:08 AM Link | Quote
Granted but in a freak accident, the rest of your phone is destroyed leaving only the screen untouched.

I wish for my short story entry to be finished.
Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 5073 days
Last activity: 1383 days
Posted on 08-15-10 03:38 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but it's not very good, and doesn't have an ending.

I wish I knew what to do when I grow up.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1695 days
Last activity: 1695 days
Posted on 08-15-10 05:48 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but you start aging backwards from that point on. Your true desire is always out of reach, and it drives you insane until the day you crawl back into the Stork's cradle.

I wish I had lemonade.
Kyoku kun

Phan Phan
Where in the world in Aurora the Explora? Currently California!








Since: 06-19-06
From: Northern California

Since last post: 4769 days
Last activity: 4396 days
Posted on 08-15-10 08:09 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but it's WAY too bitter and you are out of sugar. MWAHAHA!

I with I had instant transportation to wherever I want.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1695 days
Last activity: 1695 days
Posted on 08-15-10 01:38 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but his transportation is on the back of a giant snail. He is much slower than just walking in the first place.

I wish I had more sugar for my delicious lemonade
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