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Xeios You WANKER!         Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 5073 days Last activity: 1383 days |
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| You fold space upon yourself and unpredictably end up inside of a tractor trailer.
(@Phoenix, your 0 Kelvin object is really cool, but you can't go anywhere near it for fear it would freeze you, and even protective clothing/heat or whatever you throw at it doesn't help since it's eternally 0 K, so unfortunately, you only have something that you can look at from very far away. And by look at, I mean to protect yourself it's surrounded by twelve foot thick lead walls.) I wish I could corrupt more things. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4922 days |
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| Granted, you never leave your computer as you wait for new things to corrupt soon you feel the beginning of starvation and dehydration sitting in but you have to corrupt, your body begins self-canabalizing but you must corrupt, you lose all other contact with humanity but you must corrupt. you die a slow and painful death from malnutrition.
I wish for pretty non venomous flowers, PS I'm not allergic to flowers |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica.  Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 94 days |
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| Granted, but you deliver an allergy to flowers. However, quickly recognizing this allergy, you go to the doctor, who give you sufficient allergy medicine, saving you. You get hit by a bus on the way home.
I wish I had the perfect life. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4922 days |
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| Wish granted but through living your life you become bored with everyday things, but when you attempt to change it you can't break free from the cycle. You die sad.
I wish for a writing muse. |
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alexanyways Trevor Since: 05-17-10 Since last post: 4156 days Last activity: 1669 days |
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| Granted, but it burns in a house fire with you in the house.
I vith thor my two thrount teeth. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent  Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Granted, but all of your other teeth fall out when Emmy award winning Anchorman, Ron Burgundy punches them out with his two friends Chuck O'Leary and Jack Johnson.
I wish I was a quarter of an inch taller. Forever. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4922 days |
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| Granted but after you sprout up you walk into traffic and your legs are taken off by a car.
I wish that I had Jessie's Girl! |
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alexanyways Trevor Since: 05-17-10 Since last post: 4156 days Last activity: 1669 days |
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Originally posted by vince_rigle Granted, but she's nnot that kind of lesbian, the gross kind. And plus she's an axe murderer looking for a next victim. I wish for this wish to be for a non-man-eating dog. (Last edited by alexanyways on 07-27-10 02:39 PM) |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Granted. It instead eats everything that isn't men, including your money, clothes, any girls that approach you, furniture, game systems, computer, etc. Your life is empty.
I wish for some elbow grease. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 94 days |
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| Granted, your elbow is dripping in it. Due to your contantly dripping elbow, your social life suffers.
I wish my Xbox didn't just break. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Granted. But all of your games did instead. And then your Xbox breaks.
I wish the beach didn't have sand. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| Granted, instead it is sharp bits of tiny glass coated in poison. Enjoy!
I wish meat didn't freezer-burn. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4922 days |
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| Granted instead they melt when exposed to cold. Yum.
I wish for a cool dog. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 94 days |
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| Granted, your dog is really, really cool. Like, freezer cool. Unfortuantely, he also has rabies, and you have to put him down, Old Yeller style.
I wish I had supr ninja abilities. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| Granted, but the pirates get you and you are put to death.
I wish for Winter Classic tickets. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Granted, but they are fake and you get arrested, missing everything. An old guy also pees on you in his sleep. For some reason, that seemed really mean. So I'll give you a kitten. And angry kitten from the underworld!!!!! Iunno why. I should stop right about now.
I wish I had an angry kitten from the Underworld, but he and I are chums. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4922 days |
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| Granted you're chum, like shark food, you are eaten by a shark.
I wish I was a scuba-bear |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Granted, but you run out of oxygen in your tank by being too cocky. The sharktopus gets you, and it isn't pretty.
I wish Wario and Waluigi had a really nice version of Bowser that gave them cookies and milk. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4922 days |
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| granted but mario's a dick and he kills the nice bowser.
I wish for superstrength |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Granted, but it randomly gives out at odd times. Like when you're holding a train above your head.
I wish my finger were detachable, and I could always find them if they get lost. |
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