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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent          Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Granted. You never roll your ankle again. Your knee is horribly dislocated, though, and continues to do so for life.
I wish I was a genie so I could grant my own, non-corrupted wishes. |
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spongebob Newcomer Since: 06-11-10 From: how do I hack Since last post: 5273 days Last activity: 5256 days |
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| But the lamp you're living in would get broken.
I wish I could hack. (Last edited by spongebob on 06-12-10 01:41 PM) |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Granted. You learn how to hack, and then are captured by the government for conspiracy and sent to a remote island with only plants and tigers.
I wish I knew karate. |
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spongebob Newcomer Since: 06-11-10 From: how do I hack Since last post: 5273 days Last activity: 5256 days |
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| But then someone who knows kungfu would beat you.
I wish I could make a wish without having it corrupted. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Granted. The wish you just made is uncorrupted. Too bad nothing actually happens..
I wish for a pair of unbroken, perfectly harmless, red, fake glasses to wear. |
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spongebob Newcomer Since: 06-11-10 From: how do I hack Since last post: 5273 days Last activity: 5256 days |
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| Granted. But those glasses are so red that they actually are opaque.
I wish the Old blue theme I'm using had styles defined for user controls. |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| Granted but then all users are given too much power and the board crashes.
I wish summer wasn't that hot in Iraq. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Granted. It is freezing cold, to the point the temperature is below zero.
I wish for awesomeness. |
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Kanutch Since: 10-17-09 From: Oregon Since last post: 5263 days Last activity: 5263 days |
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| Granted, but you and anyone you will ever meet will never experience the awesomeness you wished for. You don't even get to feel good for granting someone random the awesomeness. You also get a paper cut.
I wish I had the functional Orgazmorator from Orgazmo. |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| granted but you are immune to it and you can't even orgasm.
I wish people would stop making fun of my "out of the closet" nerd/geekieness. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Granted. They instead tie you up and throw you back in the closet...with wolves.
I wish I knew why Hitler's mustache was so tiny. |
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spongebob Newcomer Since: 06-11-10 From: how do I hack Since last post: 5273 days Last activity: 5256 days |
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| Granted, but you get jailed for being a Hitler sympathizer.
I wish I had boobs. |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| granted, but you get breast cancer and then you have to have them removed.
I wish santa was real. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Grnted, but he rapes small children on the night of Christmas eve.
I wish robo-santa was real. |
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Kanutch Since: 10-17-09 From: Oregon Since last post: 5263 days Last activity: 5263 days |
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| Granted, but he is just like the real flesh-Santa.
I wish the Crusades never happened. |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 91 days Last activity: 89 days |
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| Granted, the world is finally at peace. Then the crusades happen.
I wish that I would get off of my lazy ass and make a somewhat competent Xeogaming banner already! |
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Kanutch Since: 10-17-09 From: Oregon Since last post: 5263 days Last activity: 5263 days |
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| Granted, but you are never satisfied with it, and never submit a finished product.
I wish kittens were a sometimes food. |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| Granted you're now in a communist country and they are totally racist against you.
I wish my boss wasn't so mean to me. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica.  Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 93 days Last activity: 93 days |
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| Granted, you die of a failed heart transplant (They lost the heart behind the couch) and you die.
I wish I could do anything and everything, free of restriction or negative consequence. |
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WhiteRose Warrior Sailor Delerium Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.  Since: 08-17-04 From: The Dreaming Since last post: 4451 days Last activity: 5155 days |
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| Granted, but due to lack of restrictions and negative consequences, you never learned important lessons in life and so you fail at life.
I wish for a fluffy unicorn! |
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