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FX Zombie Marco         Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3829 days Last activity: 3725 days |
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| Noah Diamond-Stolzman
who would win in a fight James Bond or Jason Bourne? Mark Harris weapons or no weapons? Noah Diamond-Stolzman dunno... didn't consider that Mark Harris No weapons, Bourne. Weapons, really a tossup. Jason is a pretty good gunman, but fucking hell, Bond can't be hit. Noah Diamond-Stolzman but see, even with no weapons Bourne makes weapons Mark Harris The only time Bond ever gets hit is in video games and it usually takes 30 bullets. Jason Bourne ingame took 3 Noah Diamond-Stolzman I think it goes to J.B. but also Bond may never get shot but Bourne can take a bullet like nobody's business Mark Harris I think that if Bond were ever to take a bullet= he'd liek absorb it into energy= and fier a lazer. Noah Diamond-Stolzman heh but Bourne drives an indestructible Mini Cooper Mark Harris but Bond drives an indestructable whatever the newest European Car. Noah Diamond-Stolzman it's not indesctuctible it's just win Mark Harris it's got everything the Mach 5 has and more more = missles. Noah Diamond-Stolzman missiles are useless against an indestructible car Mark Harris flip it over. bond on the other hand... about to be flipped over? jaa jaa jaa jaa jaaaa *land, scree VROOM* Noah Diamond-Stolzman I think that's going to have to be a tie Hand to hand= Bourne Pistols at dawn= Bond Driving= Tie Mark Harris Stealth? Noah Diamond-Stolzman Sam Fisher Mark Harris like... Pistols, Hide and Seek? anyway, Jack Bauer, depressingly, beats them all. ISN'T THAT DEPRESSING!? Noah Diamond-Stolzman how does he do that? Mark Harris Jack Bauer from 24 is fucking ridiculous. LIke, season 1, he's just a general badass. Season 2, it all goes BATSHIT INSANE! Fucking Hell he beats up guys WHILE HAVING A HEART ATTACK! Noah Diamond-Stolzman I give the win to Tony Stark Mark Harris no dude. Jack Bauer is the embodiment of unfair overpowered cheapness like, the win used to Go to Batman, because given enough planning and thought, he could beat anything then it went to Macguyver, because MacGuyver was batman without planning give him 3 objects and 20 seconds, and he can assemble anything No Prep > Prep then came Jack Bauer Jack Bauer doesn't CARE about your prep they make Stadiums full of people, he goes in and rapes their shit. He operates on some sort of chaos node that doesn't give a shit about your Prep then it turned out that Jack Bauer and MacGuyver were the same actor and suddenly we have MacBauer the end Noah Diamond-Stolzman THE GUY FROM DEATH NOTE Mark Harris the Tier list goes MacBauer, Jack Bauer, Macguyver, God, Jesus, Batman, Kira, James Bond, the Kool Aid Man, Spinach Pop-Eye, Goku, Pre Crisis Superman, Jason Bourne, 30 Minute Demo Raiden, Gaston, 3rd Strike Sagat, Flandre Scarlet, Cable, Sentinel, Professor X, Zerg Rush, Broly, and Fox/Falco. Noah Diamond-Stolzman Gaston from Beauty and the Beast? Mark Harris Yup. Noah Diamond-Stolzman why? Mark Harris Oh right, Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. BECAUSE EVERY LAST INCH OF HIM'S COVERED WITH HAIR No one brawls like Gaston, no one crawls like Gaston, no one falcon punches a man in the balls like Gast on there is no man in Town quite as manly as you can see he's got biceps to spare He could rape a bitch and change her name to Stanley and then get his shit and get the hell right out of there No one keeps order like Gaston jumps the Border like Gaston one does not simply walk into Mordor like Gaston you can apply his name to literally EEEEVRYTHIIIIING I want a guy like Gastooooon. that... was mostly ad libbed. Noah Diamond-Stolzman what about Brock Samson? Mark Harris Eh.... I dunno. He lacks Pussy Defense. Actually, we should take Goku off the list too. and Spinach Pop-Eye. Noah Diamond-Stolzman pussy defence? Mark Harris Yeah. Like wait Brock Sampson DOES have pussy defense I forgot that the bitch I remembered kicking his ass was quite simply fabulously strong. Noah Diamond-Stolzman what exactly is pussy defence? Mark Harris If a Girl can kick your ass because she's a girl= then you don't have pussy defense. Noah Diamond-Stolzman but not because she's awesome just because she's a girl? Mark Harris right so like Goku lacks pussy defense Chi Chi kicks his ass and leaves him bruised SOMEHOW Dante, however, Has pussy defense. Sure he won't hit them, but he'll make a fool out of them, and won't let them hit him. Noah Diamond-Stolzman so Austin Powers doesn't have pussy defence Mark Harris he has... pussy resistance. but no, no pussy defense. Noah Diamond-Stolzman you know who we left out? Ron Perlman Mark Harris Oh yeaaah. Noah Diamond-Stolzman and everyone he's ever played Mark Harris Also, I just realized that Kool Aid Man is off the list Batman has Tang on his utility belt. Basically you have to be able to fight batman to a standstill. So like... if you have any real weaknesses, you're off the list. Noah Diamond-Stolzman Altair? Mark Harris ...hmmm Noah Diamond-Stolzman Vader? Mark Harris I dunno, it's pretty easy to get your ass raped in that game. Noah Diamond-Stolzman not if you're any good I only roll with hidden blade counter kills now fucking pwns Mark Harris I mean like... the moment you're surrounded by mounted knights, you'd better fucking run.  Noah Diamond-Stolzman hell no stand and fight grab their head between your hands Mark Harris I guess I just sucked at it. Noah Diamond-Stolzman then release the blade Mark Harris anywho oh right if you've never been in a live action movie then you're also gonna have some issues with the Tier List.  Judge Doom's Dip. Noah Diamond-Stolzman Judge Dredd? Mark Harris Naw. Naw... he's just not really all that amazing. Here's a thought... fucking Nico + Spartan Armor. Noah Diamond-Stolzman Nico? Mark Harris Nico's the GTA4 protagonist. takes 50 bullets to the HEAD, and can shoot while driving Noah Diamond-Stolzman oh, yeah Mark Harris now, imagine master chief, with natural high health, and firing while driving vehicals!  Noah Diamond-Stolzman what about Baldur? Mark Harris Oh.... hmmmm Yeah. Noah Diamond-Stolzman with emphasis on the shitty anglicized spelling Mark Harris Yeah, definitelly. Noah Diamond-Stolzman really my biggest problem with that game... Mark Harris listening to old people talk philosophy? Noah Diamond-Stolzman no...? Mark Harris :3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6fvu-FRiGU Noah Diamond-Stolzman John McLane? Mark Harris actually... I think Nico would lose to batman. Batman would EMP Nico's Armor... and then just beat the shit out of him. 10:24 PM Noah Diamond-Stolzman this conversation needs a punchline... Mark Harris well THAT'S MY MOMMA Noah Diamond-Stolzman Cut! Print! |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3829 days Last activity: 3725 days |
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| Noah Diamond-Stolzman
Esaw Wood sawed wood. Esaw Wood would saw wood. All the wood Esaw Wood saw Esaw Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esaw saw to saw which Wood would saw wood. But on eday Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood's wood-saw would saw wood. Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esaw sought a saw that would saw wood. One day Esaw saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esaw saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood saw Wood saw saw wood. Teundusia I got about three sentences in before getting confused. Noah Diamond-Stolzman wuss no more oxygen for you until you get through it Teundusia I CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH THIS SHIT AT SEVEN AM Oh shi- *Suffocates* Noah Diamond-Stolzman THEN GO TO A BETTER TIME ZONE Teundusia WE'RE THE BEST TIME ZONE BITCH THE TIME ZONES REVOLVE AROUND MINE Noah Diamond-Stolzman you're in Grenwitch? Greenwitch* Teundusia My time zone is. Considering it's GMT Noah Diamond-Stolzman don't you know Obama's going to move Greenwitch to Wisconsin Teundusia NAh |
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Astrophel Fear will kill your mind and steal your love as sure as anything; Fear will rob you blind and make you numb to others suffering  Since: 10-03-04 From: Azul Lux Orbital, Kirin Beta Since last post: 2479 days Last activity: 1330 days |
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| (2:20:41 PM) ShadowKnight: Sorry, was getting attacked by bear wolves.
(2:20:44 PM) ShadowKnight: Anyway, what? (2:20:52 PM) Cheveyo: bear wolves. (2:20:57 PM) ShadowKnight: Yes, Bear Wolves. (2:21:01 PM) Cheveyo: let's just paste two of anything together (2:21:08 PM) Cheveyo: submarine helicopters? why the hell not! (2:21:21 PM) ShadowKnight: I like the sound of that. (2:21:27 PM) Cheveyo: *facepalm* EDIT: (4:09:34 PM) Edwr204: then again the word "bludgeon" automatcally makes me think of you anyway EDIT2: (12:51:16 AM) Cheveyo: I wanted to make an SMW hack that plays completely normally, with some custom blocks probably... (12:51:33 AM) Cheveyo: and then a completely unannounced automatic stage that still looks entirely normal (12:51:47 AM) Cheveyo: only after people bitch about the difficulty would I point out that they could've just sat there and let it play itself. (12:51:59 AM) Mark: hahahaha (12:52:03 AM) Cheveyo: which, by the way (12:52:04 AM) Mark: oh one of THOSE automatic stages. (12:52:12 AM) Cheveyo: is probably the only possible way to be an asshole by making something easier EDIT3: Hideaki Ryumi : a monocled assassin. Hideaki Ryumi : "I say, good chap, I have to kill you now. No hard feelings, eh?" Sheyna Duskweaver : "What ho! An unguarded deposit of Smokies?! Who am I to refuse a Sheyna Duskweaver : gift of providence!" Hideaki Ryumi : hahahaha Sheyna Duskweaver : "EGAD! Set upon by the Leaf Cats!" (Last edited by Astrophel on 01-19-09 02:31 PM) |
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Kynriy Merchant Since: 03-02-09 From: Lago Vista, TX Since last post: 5730 days Last activity: 5420 days |
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| I got one!!
Me (9:31:49 PM): BOOM! siggy (9:32:44 PM): *hides in the fridge* Me (9:32:51 PM): *blinks* Me (9:32:57 PM): *opens fridge* Me (9:33:02 PM): This is not...nuclear attack. Me (9:33:08 PM): I did not approve of boom siggy (9:33:14 PM): lmao Me (9:33:23 PM): Budget cuts and such, you know. siggy (9:33:48 PM): hahahaha okay damn now i have to put the contents back inside Me (9:33:55 PM): Um Me (9:34:03 PM): There was nothing in your fridge to begin with... Me (9:34:07 PM): I eated it. siggy (9:34:19 PM): lmao betch Me (9:34:25 PM): BUT IT WAS GOOD Me (9:34:28 PM): AND POSSIBLY SPICY siggy (9:34:37 PM): always spicy! Me (9:34:46 PM): Yesh. |
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Astrophel Fear will kill your mind and steal your love as sure as anything; Fear will rob you blind and make you numb to others suffering Since: 10-03-04 From: Azul Lux Orbital, Kirin Beta Since last post: 2479 days Last activity: 1330 days |
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| (11:43:03 PM) Cheveyo: Warning: incoming hurricane of puns.
(11:43:04 PM) Cheveyo: http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/78war/the_truth_about_phone_chargers/c05zohv (11:43:55 PM) Mark: You want a hurricane of puns? (11:44:03 PM) Mark: I've got a HURRICANE of puns based on WIND! (11:44:22 PM) Cheveyo: That one blows. (11:46:26 PM) Mark: No, see (11:46:32 PM) Mark: we're having these elemental bosses (11:46:38 PM) Mark: and they'll be speaking almost entirely in puns. (11:46:41 PM) Cheveyo: ah. (11:46:53 PM) Mark: So if you can gust get through the puns, the fight should be a breeze. (11:50:12 PM) Cheveyo: ... Dammit! (11:50:15 PM) Cheveyo: I can't come up with anything. (11:51:24 PM) Mark: Yeah, it takes a guy full of hot air to come up with puns like this. (11:51:51 PM) Mark: Also, your life is too much of a high pressure zone, for you to be a comedian. (11:51:59 PM) Mark: Weather you can or not, doesn't matter. (11:53:12 PM) Mark: Puff it out, keep on what you're *current*ly doing. (11:54:27 PM) Mark: It's like I always say... whisk away your worries and you'll have a gale of a time. (11:54:42 PM) Mark: These are bad and getting increasingly worse. (11:54:54 PM) Cheveyo: Yes, they are. |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt  Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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| KatamariDemocracy: Oh wait now I remember
KatamariDemocracy: heh KatamariDemocracy: But yeah the more I read about this the more I want it KatamariDemocracy: Oh and no fucking surprise here. GT5 was Delayed Phoenix: Engine problems? KatamariDemocracy: hahahah Lord_Alexandor: I think I'm missing something Bitmap said...what game? KatamariDemocracy: damn (Last edited by Bitmap on 10-13-10 11:15 PM) |
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Astrophel Fear will kill your mind and steal your love as sure as anything; Fear will rob you blind and make you numb to others suffering Since: 10-03-04 From: Azul Lux Orbital, Kirin Beta Since last post: 2479 days Last activity: 1330 days |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 633 days Last activity: 442 days |
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| Mass bumpage.
So yeah, I haven't used IM in years, but I figure you can still have really random, instant message-like conversations on Facebook posts. Anyway, Stitch and I were posting back and forth and I figured I'd add it here: Rogue: Uruguay!! Stitch: Yay! When are we leaving? Is Brandon coming? I wanted this to be one of those epic threads where have punny conversations using countries, but I think I failed. I am Hungary, though. Rogue: Want some Turkey? Stitch: Only if I can add some Chile. Rogue: OK, but we're in a Russia, so you gotta eat fast. Stitch: Nu-uh, Ukraine eat slow. Rogue: Norway! Stitch: Iran from your kitties today. Rogue: Did you throw Iraq at them? Stitch: Well, no. They just wanted to France around your yard. Rogue: Maybe they were licking eachother's Nepals too much? Stitch: Eww, cats do that? Canada cats do it themselves? Rogue: Oman, they Sudan-ly did it again. |
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