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Cteno

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Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 1601 days
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Posted on 04-08-09 11:09 PM Link | Quote
We are in trouble...
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me, and there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.



Nice...Real nice.


(Last edited by Valhalla on 04-08-09 11:15 PM)
Ryan

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Since: 10-01-04
From: Stafford, UK

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Posted on 04-12-09 05:27 PM Link | Quote
i lol'd
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Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 169 days
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Posted on 04-12-09 10:29 PM Link | Quote
Me and you, Valhalla, me and you.

Hey, if I'm supporting the entire economy, I deserve a little bit of rest!
Cyro Xero

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Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

Since last post: 2598 days
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Posted on 04-13-09 05:58 PM Link | Quote
I'm sitting here at my computer reading jokes because I've already done all the work.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
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Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 1601 days
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Posted on 04-13-09 07:15 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cyro Xero
I'm sitting here at my computer reading jokes because I've already done all the work.

That's what the government wants you to believe!

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