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Rogue
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Posted on 07-04-07 05:19 PM Link | Quote
If you've ever gotten stuck watching daytime television, you might have caught the Montel Williams show with this older woman on who supposedly talks with the dead and sees the future and all that without any effort.

Many come to the show with difficult questions and she answers them bluntly and quickly without any other words or explanations than what she says, making the person asking feel alienated and left with nothing else to say or think.

Example of a typical episode:

Woman #1: My husband died last year. Is his soul all right?
Sylvia: He's in heaven.
Montel: Next question!

Woman #2: My daughter has her heart set on going to college...
Sylvia: She'll go to Harvard.
Montel: Next question!

Woman #3: My son disappeared 5 years ago, where is he?
Sylvia: He drowned 4 years ago.
Montel: Next question!

So Sylvia, who's been making oodles and oodles of money on her books and appearances on Montel has these predictions for the next 100 years:
http://www.sylvia.org/home/2000plus.cfm

Originally posted by Sylvia Browne on her website

T H E N E X T 1 0 0 Y E A R S
2000 Predictions

1. Eradication of cancer as we know it, using sound waves, photo sensitive drug therapy, and "self-addicting" cells.
2. Robotic houses, controlled by computerized switchboard.
3. Electrical cars with flotation ability for water travel to bypass freeways.
4. Houses made from pressed paper with plastic coatings; interchangeable walls
5. Separate body parts cloned for organ transplants; not an entire body.
6. New form of painless tooth extraction, using a type of suction, with immediate replacement of new tooth.
7. Diagnostic chambers which map the body's electrical balance to predict health problems before the come.
8. Cylindrical rooms in which people enter to see an automated projection of the clothing and color that would look good on them; select what you want, take your measurements, then two days later pick up the goods.
9. Third floor of houses have rollback roofs to allow Hovercrafts to come and go.
10. No more surgery with knives. Some type of molecular ionization device that knows how to take out the afflicted cells then seal the wound without a single scar.
11. Remolding of the whole face structure, to duplicate any look that you wish.
12. New exercise equipment that you sit or stand in, and it literally stimulates your muscles with electricity to achieve the same effect as physical exercise.
13. Babies will be birthed in water all the time, with music, incense, and green and lavender lights.
14. People will be able to simply "walk out" of their bodies upon death.
15. There will be no US Presidency; our government will go back to a Greek Senate structure.
16. No longer a single Pope, but a triumvirate of Popes, each assigned to a geographic collection of Catholics.
17. Peace in the Middle East will prevail by 2050.
18. West Coast goes under in 2026. Parts of the East Coast also get inundated. Tsunamis will wipe out a large portion of Japan. The Hawaiian Islands will have upheaval and be the site of a large new landmass.
19. Atlantis will begin to show itself by 2023 and be fully visible by 2026.
20. After 2050, the "Age of the Messiah" is upon us. People turn totally toward Spirituality, peace will rein for a long time. People will return to community living, loving each other, and working together.
21. Treatment for depression and mood disorders will come from a "control chamber" that emits sensory stimulation gently to the brain, including certain smells, which will elevate mood.
22. Medicine in pill form goes away; instead we have air-injected delivery through the skin.
23. Atomic batteries will run cars.
24. No more gas propelled rockets in space; we will have nuclear powered cylinder shaped objects that travel everywhere.
25. A moon base is created for people to visit, and as a stopping place for further trips.
26. By 2055 most people will live in domed cities due to poor atmospheric conditions.
27. A virtual reality headset will stimulate brain waves so people can learn whole libraries of information within hours.
28. Giant fruits and vegetables will be grown in hothouse environments. The nutrients will be synthesized into a highly condensed injection.
29. Proteins are developed without animal meat, very powerful, builds immune system.
30. Addictions will be a thing of the past because of a brain stimulation, which eradicates all addictions, with no side effects.
31. Execution for the death penalty will become a complete vaporization of the body.
32. No separate governments, one planetary government will form.
33. Great earth changes will occur and germ warfare will be used before the world finds peace. But eventually from all of the bad comes good. The pendulum will swing back to humanity and love.
34. No world war is coming, but lots of civil disorder and small skirmishes. No nuclear holocaust.
35. Peace will last from 2050 until 2100, and then I see nothing beyond, which could mean "the end will come like a thief in the night."
36. Toward the end of things, the veil separating our world from The Other Side will thin, so much so that most people will see decease loved ones and speak with their Spirit Guides.
37. There will be many false prophets that rise up proclaiming to be Jesus on Earth, and try to lead people astray. We are already seeing this in the big rise of occultism.
38. People will again find Spirituality, not so much in organized religion, but in the spiritual brotherhood of coming together and finding their Temple within.
39. Four more comets will pass by before the end times.
40. Aliens will begin to show themselves in the year 2010, they will not harm us, they simply want to see what we are doing to this planet. They will teach us how to use anti-gravity devices again, such as they did for the pyramids.


Now Sylvia has been caught a few times:


Now you can take the list with a grain of salt, maybe it's at least good for a laugh. Either way, people who prey on the misery of others are evil.

EDIT: I remembered seeing this these before and just re-found them now:



(Last edited by Rogue on 07-04-07 08:35 PM)
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Posted on 07-04-07 05:46 PM Link | Quote
These are absolutely hilarious. She's been watching way too many cyberpunk movies lately or something.
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Posted on 07-05-07 10:26 AM Link | Quote
Heh, reminds me of something that one of my friends went through. He ended up going by a psychic prediction place, and saw a sign, indicating ti was closed, "Out, due to unseen illness."

I hate these frauds, and Sylvia looks extremely ugly.
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Posted on 07-05-07 11:08 AM Link | Quote
"13. Babies will be birthed in water all the time, with music, incense, and green and lavender lights. "

Dude, that was like, 40 years ago. Get the facts straight.
Alright, watch ME predict the next hundred years:

The middle east will STILL be fucked up, out presidents will continuously get worse, gas prices will hit $8 a gallon, and cigarettes will cost 12 dollars a pack. Aliens might comes, America will attack them because we're stupid and attack everything we don't understand. This will piss off the highly evolved aliens, and result in mass human genocide.

Goodnight, sweet prince.
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Posted on 07-05-07 01:10 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Thor
gas prices will hit $8 a gallon


Gas Prices are already over $8/liter in parts of Europe.

This lady is so retarded. She needs to be smacked.

FX

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Posted on 07-05-07 03:29 PM Link | Quote
I got about 15 things into the list.

These things aren't a prediction. They are things that anybody with half a brain could have seen coming. And everything she's predicted has been in a sci fi movie at some point. Most of those bad sci fi movies.

It's not that I don't believe in psychics, but she definitely is not one.
Rogue
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Posted on 07-05-07 08:33 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Project 13
These things aren't a prediction. They are things that anybody with half a brain could have seen coming. And everything she's predicted has been in a sci fi movie at some point. Most of those bad sci fi movies.

When Zoso read over the list after I posted it he mentioned that she must be watching too much Star Trek, Stargate SG-1, and otherwise just being stupid.

It's somewhat amusing what Star Trek has made up that have managed to become real in the future (seriously, Star Trek's influenced a lot of modern science or at least been really good at illustrating concepts that man had only just discovered), so she probably looked at the possibility of what they've got becoming real and went off of that.
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Posted on 07-06-07 05:17 AM Link | Quote
I think the only thing that made me happy was that she didn't go on about the world ending in 2012 like all the other "psychics" do. Out of all of it, I only hope the surgery, cancer, and car things are true... okay, and the aliens... if we don't try to blow them up that is.
Rogue
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Posted on 07-08-07 05:13 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Elara
I think the only thing that made me happy was that she didn't go on about the world ending in 2012 like all the other "psychics" do. Out of all of it, I only hope the surgery, cancer, and car things are true... okay, and the aliens... if we don't try to blow them up that is.

Actually, the main reason why I found this list was because I was stuck watching Montel that day and I noticed she kept saying the world was ending in 93 years, so I had to look into that.

Didn't Nostradamus predict the world would end in 3790? From what I remember it would be by a comet hitting Earth near New York (ala Deep Impact), but man would have already started living in space stations by then.

Ah, prognosticators.
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Posted on 07-16-07 12:30 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Belial
Originally posted by Thor
gas prices will hit $8 a gallon


Gas Prices are already over $8/liter in parts of Europe.

This lady is so retarded. She needs to be smacked.




Yeah, I already worked that out in the thread a while ago about not buying gas.

It's quite amazing how people believe stuff like this... I don't believe in psychics...
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Posted on 07-23-07 01:52 PM Link | Quote
Sylvia: "In the future, there will be machines. The machines will start off as friends, but something will happen, and the sun will be blocked out. Soon, it will be the machines who own us."

*turns to audience*

Sylvia: "This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

*audience takes red pill*

Sylvia: "Beam us up, Scotty."
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Posted on 07-23-07 01:58 PM Link | Quote
OMG Cairoi, we need a Sylvia Brown in Dreamstone! *gasp*

Montel: "Fuck this." *takes the blue pill*
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