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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica.          Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 97 days Last activity: 97 days |
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| Curtains opened, and the crowd applauded, until they suddenly realized...Vulkar wasn't there!
"Erm, yes, pardon me everyone." Came a voice from the back, but everyone was too distracted to let him by. He pushed his way forward, shoving many annoyed people out of the way, until he reached the front. "Sorry for being late everyone." He said, once up at the front. "As you all know, I'm your host, Vulkar. Excuse the extra transparency, I started this up before finishing Oni's, since he's playing the slacker. "However, this sin't about me, it's about you! And By you, I don't mean you, I mean our guest. He's a slightly active member, who's online all the time, and posts very rarely. A phantom on the board, one who reads some, and sees some, but is more into simbattling than posting. Ladies and gentlemen, I have drawn this phantom into the light, I present...TEUNDUSIA!" The floor was polished today. If Teundusia didn't slip, the world was doomed, for the strength of polished floors would have failed! ...there's also a slight layer of soapy water on the floor. |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back!   Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| Noticing the extremely shiny floor and realising it was polished and quite possibly very slippery, Teundusia took advantage of this. He grabbed a towel that was conveniently placed on a door handle, placed it on the start of the slippery floor and dived on it, sliding across the stage, only to have miscalculated his trajectory and go smack straight into a wall.
Cue an "Oooooh, that's gotta hurt" from the audience.  He makes his way onto the chair, this time sliding across the floor using his feet and landing on it correctly.
"Ow..." |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 97 days Last activity: 97 days |
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| "Welcome." Said Vulkar, concealing the humor he felt. Nope, no empathy from this guy, he doesn't need it! "Next question." he said, suddenly gorwing less tranparent due to Oni's interview ending. "Tell us how you came to this board, why, and what interesting experiences you've had here." | |||
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| "I came to this board by use of THE INTERNET! The reason I came here was that you told me to, and I guess that most interesting experience I've had here was... I don't think I'm active enough to have a most interesting experience..." He shuffles in his chair to get comfortable, then has an idea. "This would be interesting!" He pushes the chair and rides it across the slippery floor, only to again smack into the wall. "Interesting enough!?" | |||
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 97 days Last activity: 97 days |
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| Vulkar looked at the join dates for both of them. It seemed that Teundusia had gone through a time warp to get to this board. Might explain how he got onto Brink of Light before me too, but remembers I was already there.
"Anyway, next question." he said. "Pretend that Xeo seemingly disappeared and went off to be a superhero, and lost all the time he needed to run this board. He disappears, and we discover that you have been pushed up to the owner spot, with all other admins demoted, the password to PMA changed and PMed to you, and you were suddenly in control. What would you do differently, who would you put on staff, and who do you think would be the most likely to rebel against your rule of phantomness?" |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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"Well first, I decree that all members of the board must change there passwords and usernames to something cheese related. Secondly, mini-skirt fridays. Thirdly, anyone who says ANYTHING bad to me will recieve an automattic hit by the permaban-hammer.  Aren't I kind?
And the most likely person to rebel would be... Well, I bet everyone would rebel actually... Not many people listen to me much..." |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 97 days Last activity: 97 days |
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| "..." Vulkar was speechless. "If you somehow get in charge of this board, I'll rebel the first friday that you try to enforce anything." He shook his head.
"Anyway, our next question; I am told by a completely unknown and uninvolved source that you are slightly social. Tell us of some of your real life friends, an experience with each(preferably one we'd care to here, meaning no conversations with certain mantus'), what you do with them, and the difference between friends, and friends." |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| Ryan whipped out a pistol from his trousers and aimed it at Vulkar's head. "I want to do this to my friends" And proceeds to fire the bullet.
"Well let's see... There's Danjay (Daniel Jones really, nicknamed Danjay), who seems okay... Ben Burgin who is the Alton Towers, roller coaster obsessed guy... Steve Franklin who is one of my friends... Oh, and something we did do was try to blow up part of a minigolf course using a pipe, a lighter and a deoderant can... It failed..." |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 97 days Last activity: 97 days |
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| The bullet stops in midair about an inch in front of Vulkar, the crowd gasping. "That's not very nice. Remember, I rule the interviews, and bullets won't hurt me!"
He paused, "Moving on, I'd like to ask about you and simbattling. I'm told that you have over twenty characters, possibly over thirty. Tell us who they are, and describe exactly what each character that you created are for." |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| Ryan steps foward and takes the bullet back, still hovering in the air.
"That's mine... Right-o, my characters (The ones I made myself anyway) are: Darksage Teundusia Sybur Zexni Jilna Alex Daniels Jack Brocklehurst Zack Aindune Meta Taylt Gauntern Sanigen Abhorsen Jennifer Lena (And her summons: Splint, Sky, Sora, Amy) Ryan V1 Ryan V2 Ryan V3 Hmm... Could only think of 22, including Lena's summons... Righty then: Teundusia, Sybur, Alex, Jack, Zack, Meta and Aindune are quite heavily linked storyline wise, as Zack, Meta and Teundusia are all experiments of the Space Marines, members of which are Alex and Jack. The human race, via the Space Marines, are allied with the Erumi, a species of alien on some planet a few lightyears away. An example of these aliens would be Sybur, currently under the title King of the Erumi. Both humans and the Erumi are at war against the Delumi army, chief commander of this being Aindune. Zexni and Jilna are warriors of the Erumi, who join the side of Sybur if he goes in a 2v2 or 3v3 battle for whatever reason. Sanigen, Jennifer and Abhorsen are part of a different storyline, where Sanigen and Jenny are brother and sister. Both their parents died when Sanigen was only a few months old, and Jenny was about 4 years old. Abhorsen, their uncle, the mean old git that was a practitioner of Hikermi magic and who hated kids, unwillingly took them in. Sanigen was one of the special few in their family that could naturally do Hikermi, drawing the symbols and such, but Jenny was the unlucky person who could not do it at all. At the age of 6, Jenny ran away from home (She stayed at one of her friends houses). Sanigen, being raised from a baby, had always considered Abhorsen as his father, and knew very little about his sister and even less about his real parents. Then when Sanigen was 14 Abhorsen died, he sneaked onto a boat that crashed onto an island, Jenny went to rescue him (Having spent a few years practising psychic abilities she had aquired instead of the ability to do Hikermi magic) and they all lived happily... Wait, too mushy... Anywho, Taylt is slightly tied in with this story, but only as a good friend of Sanigen. He may soon have to appear in a battle with him. 
Oh, and the best part about these four dudes is... THEY'RE BRITISH!!! Anywho, Darksage was merely my first ever character. I don't think I ever got the proper hang of using him, but that could be explained I was a total noob at sim battling at the time. The three versions of Ryan are in no way linked, and are just refered to as Ryan in a battle. One Ryan is a robot, the other is a hard-light hologram and the third is a psychic early-teen. Lena was merely experimental, but since there are rules against summons/not many people want to allow summons I hardly ever got the chance to use her properly." Ryan drops to the floor, having not stopped to breath at all throughout that entire speech. The commas and full stops mean nothing!!! He grabs his chest and begins panting heavily, trying to get as much air into his lungs as possible. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 97 days Last activity: 97 days |
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| "Now we move along." Alex said, "Tell us about your family. I personally already know about it, but the board members do not. Tell us the jobs each of your parents have, about your one sibling, what your family does together, and how often you eat meals together." | |||
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| "Hmm... My dad is a chef and my mum works at some part of the RAF (Royal Air Force) Stafford, but I have no idea what she does.
My sister is an annoying person who is about 2 years and 11 months younger than me. Whenever we do something together it usually involves going to a big shopping center, which does get incredibly boring when I don't have any money. If we ever do something fun, it is always when one of my aunts/uncles/cousins are round, and we usually go round to Alton Towers... BEST FRICKING THEME PARK EVER! BETTER THAN YOUR LITTLE DISNEY WORLD!!! And the meals together? I don't even eat my meals at the table, I'm either on the sofa watching TV (Which is the closest I get to eating together with my family) or up in my room playing Maple Story, Command & Conquer, or I'm watching Kenan and Kel or Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Oh, and I made and developed four of my sim battle characters while out in the big shopping centres. It's all I can do during boredom out in those places. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 97 days Last activity: 97 days |
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| "I must admit, I've seen family's that have met together more often." Vulkar said, "now, I've heard a lot of different opinions from you about certain countries. How about you tell us aabout some that you really care about? Specifically I'd like to hear about what you think of America, France, England, Japan, and Iraq.
"For all those in the audience wondering," Vulkar said. "Ryan refers to such things so much, I just have to ask him about it." |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| "Erm... How many times do I talk about America, England, Japan and Iraq? Meh, whatever.
America: Great, but only because of the song America, Fuck Yeah! England: Totally awesome because of Alton Towers!
Japan: Technologically wicked. They also invented Nintendo, and that's good enough for me. Iraq: Not entirely sure what my views are on this one. France: My views on this are shown in this sentence: There are three genders of today's world, male, female and the French." |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 97 days Last activity: 97 days |
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| "Well, you have talked about America, France, and England, and you've mentioned Iraq on occasion. I had to mention it."
He cracked his knuckles. "Now I'm going to have to ask about education. I'm told that you want to be a game designer, how about you tell us about what you've done to progress in that area, why you want to go into it, what college you haope to go to(and why), and anything else related to education." |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| "Well firstly, I'm not going to college, but university. Secondly, you need to stop making stuff up.
Righty then... True, I do want to be a game designer, and I don't care about what my friend says about how boring it is supposed to be. I guess at the moment the only progress I've done is tried to use RPG Maker XP and Game Maker 6.1
I hope to go to Stafford University, as I have heard they have game design courses and it is only a ten to fifteen minute bus journey to get there. Oh, and school is boring. I got exams currently and I have to do some work experience from the 11th to the 15th of December. At least there is no more proper school until after the Christmas holidays now. " |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 97 days Last activity: 97 days |
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| "lucky english vacation days." Vulkar said. "Now, I am not making it up when I say that I know you enjoy video games. Tell us several of your favorites, which developers you like, what genre you enjoy, and your favorite weapon in Unreal Tournament." | |||
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| Ryan whips out his computer, turning on a powerpoint presentation. "I thought this question might have came up so I was prepared."
He points to the screen when the first slide appears. "My favourite games include command and Conquer: Generals - Zero Hour..." The screen shows a picture of the GLA bases getting nuked and particle cannonned, "...Age of Empires II..." Screen shows an army over over 150 units stampeding through a small village produced by the opposing team, "...and Rome: Total War." The final shot just has a text box saying "Picture unavailable." The next set of screens shows which developers I like, which is basically all of them. "I guess I like EA and Konami the most currently though, as EA made C&C Generals and Future Cop LAPD And they totally kicked ass, and Konami... If you don't know why I like these..." A sudden flash of screens showed Solid Snake, firing various weapons, setting claymores and blowing up chains of C4 during the battle against the Ninja. "And if you STILL don't know, you need to go die in a ditch somewhere." "My favourite genre shouldn't be too hard, considering my three most favourite games. Real Time Strategy (And I suppose a bit of Turn Based Strategy for the Total War game during the map sequences)." "And my favourite gun in Unreal Tourny..." The slide changes to my character firing the AVRiL. "Yay! ^____^" |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 97 days Last activity: 97 days |
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| Vulkar nodded. "And now it the time for our special guest. Danny, who would you like to come and ask you a question? Remember, whoever you select can ask you any question, and you must answer it." | |||
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| Ryan pondered for a short while. "I think it would be easier if you asked me who I DON'T want asking me a question... But if I have to choose, it'd be Katana, mainly because she's the only person I can think of right now who doesn't annoy me with nagging (You know who you are, Mr. Xanderson )" |
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