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Jedi Master Desroth

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Since: 08-24-04
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Posted on 07-21-05 05:13 PM, in Hilarious Yo Moma So Fat Jokes Link
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks wrestling is real!

Yo momma so fat, when she laughs, it looks like the oceans waves

Yo momma so fat and hairy, she uses a riding lawmower as a shaver

One that is to show that someones mom is hot: Yo momma so hot, you could cook on her

Yo momma so fat, when she went swimming, someone thought she was a island

Yo momma so fat and ugly, people scream "Godzilla!!!" when she walks by

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Posted on 07-21-05 05:19 PM, in Belt owner vs belt owner Link
that sounds like a pretty awsome idea Leviathan!!! I totally agree with Leviathan. If you took the time to get a belt, it should be more then just: ohh, i got a belt, but it dont mean squat, all it means is that i gotta face some snot nosed punks who will rape you just to try to get it... It should be a ladder, you have to win the light weight, then you can challenge for the middle, then you have to challenge for the heavy, and then you must win the tag team belt in order to attempt to challenge for the Legend Belt (the legend can choose to decline or accept without penalty if he declines). I think we should impliment Leviathians system, that rocks!
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Posted on 07-21-05 05:32 PM, in Belt owner vs belt owner Link
I mean, you have to have skill to get a belt from someone. Like i know if i took the time to beat you Shanan and Benja, i would want more then just the heavyweight belt. I would want recognition, and the fact that not just anyone could challenge me. They would have to first prove themselves against the first 2 belt owners before they could challenge me or the current owner of the heavyweight. It should be more of a ladder and a status as being one of the best. It needs to be a ladder thing for the belts to weed out noobs who will use noob moves to kill you and take your hard earned belt. Good points you made Shanan, but you miss what Levithan was saying. He wants the belts to be more then show, he wants them to stand for something, to have meaning, which I agree with. Maybe a agreement, a middle ground, could be found between Shanans points and Levithans points, and kaijin and mine points.
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Posted on 07-21-05 05:40 PM, in Your 5 favorite 64 game Link
I also like Kirby Crystal Shards. That was the first and only Kirby to my knowledge that allowed you to combine powers into 1 uber power that pwned everything. As for world is not enough, i did not enjoy that one, I guess it was becuase I did not like the movie itself, so the game was kinda bad in my mind. Extreme G was the best racer in my mind, the sheer framerate blew my mind for a N64 game. yeah, Extreme G rocked all.
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Posted on 07-21-05 05:47 PM, in War Against the Arbiters: Registration Link
Full Name: Brian O'nelson (Born from a Irish father and American mother, has dual citizenship in Ireland and USA, but became a SASR memeber)
Previous Rank: Former SAS Sniper
On-Field Expertise: Sniper/Recon (does the recon got sniper? if it does, ill be recon, if it doesnt, give me a layout sorta like Recon, but with a PSG-1 Sniper (or whatever you would call a sniper rifle here, i have never heard of the weapons you stated so im guessing they are all made up.), Semi Auto Glock, with Recon armor, and 3 frag grenades, plus other standard equipment for all clases.


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Posted on 07-21-05 06:05 PM, in Title Fight: Drizzt against Desroth Link
*Desroth, looks back down at Drizzt*

Patience is a virtue, you must learn not to be so hasty to throw your life away, it can hold some surprises.

*The final amount of energy was gather, as he compressed it into a small marble sized object. It imbedded itself into his palm, and Desroth yanked the swords out of the ground. In a instant, he used the force shield to launch himself straight at Drizzt, spinning around as he brought Arzul to slice at Drizzt stomach, and Dark Sol Sword to slash at Drizzts legs. As he did so, he put his left foot into the ground and started to spin as if he was going to smash Drizzt away after those attacks.*
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Posted on 07-21-05 06:13 PM, in Belt owner vs belt owner Link
Thats why it would be a ladder some people like Spartan wont get the belt by a fluke. Okay, we take out the whole thing that it will make you popular, but leave the ladder. It would be just so you can say you have it, and then you are pretty good at battling. I just dont want to see Spartan class people attempting to take a belt, it just demeens those who hold it. So does the ladder thing sound good for belts? If you want the middle weight, you gotta prove yourself by getting the light weight first. I know you hate fighting here Shanan, so the ladder might be the best thing, no one can just up and challenge you at any time, only the light weight guy can.
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Posted on 07-21-05 06:48 PM, in Title Fight: Drizzt against Desroth Link
*Desroths attack slam straight into the wall, causing it to crack. With the spinning attack, the force was like 400 semi trucks at maximum load going at maximum speed. The wall shattered under the extreme force of the strike. Desroth looked up as the wall came down in chunks around him. he spotted Drizzt, but he was out of range for a clear attack.*

Your coming down to meet me once more in battle! Get down here!

*Desroth slashed his sword into the ground, as the ground cracked and shot to under Drizzt. When it got under him, the ground rocketed up like a rocket in the form of a giant spike.*

Lets go!
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Posted on 07-22-05 10:47 AM, in Title Fight: Drizzt against Desroth Link
First I will have to get that sword out of your reach for the time being.

*Desroth waved his hand at Twinkle, causing a void opening to open. The sword dropped through as the hole sealed back to normal. Then, a loud crack was heard as Twinkle was inbedded into the very top of the dome, unable to be removed unless the opponent knew how to remove it. With that done, Desroth turned toward Drizzt, his eyes drifiting over him.*

Your pretty fast I have to admit, but for how long can you run from me? As I see it, those boots make you much faster, so all i have to do is get rid of them, right? Hmmm, how to get rid of them...

*Desroth thought for a moment before acting. He dashed straight at Drizzt, and while he was doing that, he held one sword in front of him to protect himself from any attack, and brought the other one up over his head. He drove Arzul straight down at Drizzt, as if he were trying to slice him in half.*
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Posted on 07-22-05 02:42 PM, in Title Fight: Drizzt against Desroth Link
*Desroth is startled by Drizzt sudden step back, the daggers came flying straight toward. He used his energy to force himself back a foot and dodge on knife, but the other one nailed him in the side, it missed his organs by centimeters.*

Shit!

*Desroth saw Drizzt coming forward with his attack, and there was only thing left to do. He dropped the Dark Sol Sword, and pointed his palm at Drizzt.*

EAT DEATH! MANA CANNON!!!!

*The small orb imbedded on his palm ruptured and immediately pushed Desroth back. The blast was huge, about 700 ft across and 700 ft high fired point blank at Drizzt's super close attack. It would be 1/10000000 of a percent to either dodge or survive the blasts power at blank range, and that is even without attacking and being fully aware it was coming. The blast was in the shape of a giant beam, that spread out like a traingle fashion as it got further and further away. The attack shot all the way to the dome wall behind Drizzt seconds after it was fired.*

Nice knowing you.
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Posted on 07-22-05 02:57 PM, in Battle Feild 2 Upgrade Link
even playing this game takes a god system, sweet jesus. Get a better graphics card, Radeon is good, but Nividia has more power for your buck in my opinion. Try to get your hands on a AMD 64 Athlon proccesor, that is a must for a gaming type computer. Pentiums are good, but Athlons are like the best for gaming i have found. You could also pick up some external drives to increase your DDR Ram, just anything to take some strain of your comp will help you. But if its latency you got a problem with, get a better internet card or instal cable if you dont already have it.
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Posted on 07-22-05 03:01 PM, in Title Fight: Drizzt against Desroth Link
*Desroth pats himself off, and draws the knife out of his side.*

Damn that was a hard fight, but I guess I earned this.

*He walks to a smoltering pile of ground where Drizzt had been, and reaches down. Glinting in the moonlight, the lightweight title had appeared for him. As he picked it up, the dome around him fell, the battlefield had been cleared, and Desroth was free to go. His hair and armor returned to normal*

May you find peace in the afterlife with the ones you love.

*And with that, Desroth strode across the hill and out of sight.*

OOC: Good fight Drizzt! you were more then i expected you were! I hope to fight more people like you, and i will enjoy the belt while i can!


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Posted on 07-22-05 03:20 PM, in Sword fighting? Link
I wanna ask you all something. Do any of you sword fight? I mean, you dont have to use a sword, but your improvise and use long doll rods as a training sword and fight against other people? I love to sword fight, its the best excercise and is also fun to do, as long as you dont mind getting smacked alot of getting bruises all over your hands. So, do any of you sword fight with doll rods or with kendo swords, or with real swords, etc?
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Posted on 07-22-05 10:31 PM, in Pokemorph: Rocket's Wrath Link
Name: Experiement X-191 (Or Scian)
Birth: First Gen Top Secret experiment
Pokemon: Mewtwo (The manga mewtwo, not the one from the movies)
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Attacks: Shadow Ball, Pyschic (he uses a big spoon quite similiar to that of Alakazams, but alot bigger. He uses it as a weapon and to use his psychic powers), Recover, Ice Beam, Safeguard, Hypnosis, Nightmare (Hypnosis and Nightmare are being taught. They are not yet fully developed, so they are useless against anything stronger then a Caterpie pokemorph.)

History: Scian was one of the first people to try to contact a mew. He found Mew and became friends with it at the age of 5. One day, Team Rocket ambushed them, and in the fight, Scian was knocked unconcious. He awoke in Team Rockets main lab. When he sat up, he saw in horror what was being done. Cells. Millions and millions were forming in a tube, a head was froming. From the visible part, it looked almost like a mew, but much more weird looking. Days past, and the pokemon grew to its full size. By this time, it had come to life and did not like the fact he was in a tube. The resulting battle from Mewtwo breaking free decimated the lab, and nearly killed Scian. He awoke days later in another Rocket lab area. He tried to get up, but the held him down. He felt his hands being fastended down, and his legs. He couldnt move, and then the needles came. They injected muscle relaxants, pain relievers, and drugs to put him into a painless stupor, almost as if he was high. He had no clue how long he had slept. He awoke in a start, floating in a glass tube, breathing apparatus and food tubes down his throat. Immediately, the scientists rushed to open the tube, but Scian freaked out. In his confusion, he did not notice he had actually used the Confusion attack, sending the scientists wheeling back. He had no control of his power, causing the tube he was in to shatter and the tubes to launch out of his mouth. He coughed and was weak. Thats when he looked down and saw a reflection of himself. He had no ears, but nubs on his head. His eyes were larger and black, and his mouth was almost a muzzle. He was a light purple and white combo, and he was covered with fur. He looked back and saw he had a tail, a medium length tail with a oval shaped tip. From that day foreward, he was trained specufically by the higher ups, and was treated better (a releative term) then the others were (Team Rocket did not want another incident to reveal their research). He was trained all the way until he was 13, and he was then but to work policing the rocket city and camps, and to round up escaped pokemorphs, and so the story begins on a routine day.
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*Scian strode across the camp, his keen eyes and psychic senses watching, prying easily into the other pokemorphs who were slaving away. He held his spoon surported on his shoulder, holding it with one hand. It had been a normal day for him, the usual 3o clock mind prying to get info from pokemorphs captured outside of the camp. Then he was off to torture those who had tryed to escape the day before, you know, the usual stuff a rocket pokemorph would do. He entered the aerial area, where all the flying pokemorphs were kept locked up, and used to transport light equipment for free. It was a normal day, no escapes, but yet he sensed something was going to happen.*

Hmmm, its been quite in the camp today.. Something is up with everyone.

*Moments after saying that, it happened. The dome was hit by a Hyper Beam, as Misdreavious and Sneasel pokemorphs lept in. They used a combination of Night Shade and Foresight, allowing them to see through the darkness.*

Always with the Night Shade, what is with that attack all of a sudden?

*Scian dashed forward, and used his Psychic to see ahead of himself. As he did, he saw a pokemorph, or atleast what he thought was one. He was smashed by its Dynamic Punch, and the resulting explosion sent him flying throw the domes wall and across the ground. He began to get up, but the punch had confused him. Rocket members were scrambling, bringing out their rockets and electric capture nets.*

One....hell....of a day.... *Scian mumbled to himself as he got up.*


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Posted on 07-23-05 04:50 PM, in Sword fighting? Link
Well maybe if my sword wasnt freakin weak as hell to your thick sword, i wouldnt have to get away from you. Your wood stick freakin snapped mine in half in one blow (thats why i got a slightly longer one and thicker one.) Anyway, i havent sword fought anyone latley, i use to fight Shanan, but he usually thrusts the doll rod at me and expects me to parry the thrust (yeah, right...), but since this whole thing happened that will not be explained here, I havent gotten to fight him. My other friend however likes to fight with his sabers. I fought him a couple times, and i have to say he is pretty okay with a saber, but a doll rod, probably not. He doesnt go at it like he is actually in a life or death fight (unlike Shanan, which is much of the reason I back away from him), but he fights like its just a fun activity. But he did smack me one time in the side >.< that hurt like a mother...
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Posted on 07-23-05 06:32 PM, in Should we start a new tornament? Link
definetly, get a tourney started, ive been itching to fight you all, lol. Oh, and if i dont sign up when you make one right away, count me as a participant in it!
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Posted on 07-23-05 07:36 PM, in Should we start a new tornament? Link
Yeah, it doesnt matter how "skilled" you are, when it comes to it, it dont me shit if someone throws a string of attacks or actions that you werent expecting. If you are really that talented and strong, thats great, but until you have proven it, dont vaunt it to EVERYONE. From what ive seen, your a bunch of 10-15 year olds who get angred easily and make very brash decisions (I.E., you want to rip someones arms and legs off for calling you a baby, when dismembering is not allowed.). Please, stop telling everyone how good you are and just show us in a fight. Oh, and BTW, Xeios is right, its a GM to cover all the angles to a T, in a simbattle, even the lowliest post with a little description can totally fuck your entire detailed post like it was nothing. Now that ive done my flame on Reno, lets get back to this new tourney, shall we? What would be the prize? Fame, glory, riches, a car? what? If it gets huge and almost everyone is in, i say it should be for one wish (i.e, you could say become a admin, or a mod, or do something besides ban a member) for like a month... That would be something worth fighting for...
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Posted on 07-23-05 08:59 PM, in Pokemon: Post your teams! Link
If you play the new GSC games, i would suggest taking out Dream Eater and replacing it with Nightmare. It does more damage then a Dream Eater does. But the same problem with using hypnosis is what if the opponent has Sleep Talk? Your not going to gain a advantage by sleeping it at all. here is a good team is use in pokemon stadium 2 (its a all star team!)

Ho-Oh: Sacred Fire, Safeguard, Sky Attack/Fly, Frustration(trust me, make Ho-Oh dislike you, and he is freakin powerful as hell when you use this attack)

Lugia: That special beam attack he has (cant remeber), Ice Beam, Safeguard, Recover

Mew: Shadow Ball, Dynamic Punch, Psychic, Explosion (couple this with holding a revive or mega revive, and Mew will be back to fight again!!!)

Mewtwo: Psychic, Shadow Ball, Ice Beam, Recover

Dragonaire: Dragon Breath, Twister, that one attack that can paralyze pokmon, it has a 1 in 3 chance.., and a Hyper Beam (why Dragonaire? Dragonaire looks much cooler, and he has more attacks to choose from.)

Celebi (it would be based on where you got it, GSC or RuSa?)
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Posted on 07-24-05 09:43 PM, in Tournament of Ancients Link
Ill join this box social, ill be fighting as Desroth, and no, do not ask for me to but my belt on the line in a tournament fight, for those i will be batteling
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Posted on 07-24-05 09:50 PM, in Quake 4 Trailer-- not a hoax afterall Link
hmmm, i dont know how the Quake makers are not being sued, Enemy Territory is the name of a multiplayer Wolfenstein game that has been marketed... But i think that Raven made both. If you played ET:W, then you will notice the background to the main logo and ET:W background for the main logo are the same. But yes, this game will rock some serious ass when it comes. You play on Earth with the Strog invasion hits in retaliation (or is it before the humans strike back? it remains a mystery). It is rumored you can play on either side, Strog or Human, which pwns. I cant wait to get my hands on a demo.
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