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Jedi Master Desroth Priest          Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| It is a normal day, sitting with teh anime junkies who would hang themselves if their supply of manga or anime was taken away, when one girl pulls out her Card Captor Sakura manga. The guys think that it is extremly craptastic, when suddenly we get the doujin readers and myself into the mix. Without us, it would have ended alot less funny as it did. She is a freshman, who probably doesnt know the world outside of Sailor Moon, DBZ, and CardCaptors, so we all decide to blow her mind.
How may you ask? By getting a little loud and very random, thats how!! The guy next to me takes the manga, and starts flipping through it. I look over, and say (in a pretty normal casual voice, but slightly loud) "Damn, I saw her in a doujin in that outfit getting some lesbian sex with (insert name of whoever makes those outfits for Sakura, cant remeber her name now), but then halfway through you find out that she is really a dick girl!" The girl damn near had a heart attack from that. The guy holding the manga is almost falling out of his seat laughing, but did it end there? No, we got the yoda impressionist!!! He starts going on (with the monitor standing 2 feet away looking pissed cause we are laughing so loud in freakin E lunch  ) "Sakura leads to naughty thoughts, naughty thoughts lead to lolicon, lolicon leads to masturbation!"
This totally blow everyones minds that he is basically yelling this at the table. The monitors either didnt care or something, but everyone is like: HELL YEAH!!!, the girl is beat red, and all the guys are saying what pictures they saw her in naked and getting raped... All in all, it was a very interesting lunch time... Yeah... But really folks, havent we all seen atleast 1 sakura pic when you first take your journey into the dark reccesses of hentai? On my google she is every 3rd picture O_o... I just hope we didnt scar her for life or something, but really creeped me out... The guy who said lolicon leads to masturbation said he has boughten 25 sakura lolicon manga and reads them  ... That is just wrong, I stick to above 18 if I even think of looking for hentai... But anyway, post your funny lunch stories if you feel the need... |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| Wow, his system is like... just...Wow... It should be in a museum or something... Even E-Machines come with Pentium 4 2.80 GHZ, atleast a 128 vid card, 80 gigs of ram, etc.. If you want to get up and running, I suggest you get the most top of the line E-Machine and build from there. My machine could run Half Life 2, but I need my dads Geforce 4 card in my computer to play it... Im thinking of taking out my 256 and putting in a 512, then upping my memory with an extra 100 gigs, just so I have room for all my stuff ... And If I get really rich, I will get a terra byte of ram, just to say I got one!! (Last edited by Jedi Master Desroth on 09-22-05 12:42 AM) |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| PEDO BEAR AGREES!! Lol, the biggest link you will ever find is the not4chan sites... I stummbled on there trying to find Euphoric Visions, lol. I just hope that girl doesnt cap my ass next time we are at lunch O_o.
Actually, I think it would be better if little kids are looking into hentai to start with lolicon, atleast the pictures are people their own age... And its not illegal to do so either, there is a law that as long as the picture does not represent someone real, then it is okay in the US... |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| ZOMG FOOLS!! GO TO TEH STORE NOW!!! We Love Katamari is now in stores, and you would have to be a retard not to go pick up a copy NOW!!! Me and Shanan (Beowulf) have already started playing it, and it is definetly the sweetest game. Some may think it is just some new missions, nothing new at all, but you would be wrong. The graphics are improved (but they were still awsome in the first game), you can now play as all of the cousins you find and pick up during the game, and there are new twists in the gameplay. One mission requires you to keep your katamari enflamed, and others require you to pick up certain things...
The whole point of the game is not to make stars now, but to make planets!!!! See, apparently the stars you made in the first game didnt fill up the universe! So, the King is quite unhappy about that, but life is life and he deals with it. As the story continues in the game, you learn that everyone on Earth now loves the Prince and Katamari Damacy!!! What is the pint sized prince to do? Be their errand boy of course!! Instead of picking places on Earth, you take missions from the people of Earth. Your katamari no longer makes stars, but now makes planets that will fill your galaxy, making it oh so pretty... The game is so cool, and you you have to play it to get it... And, oh, btw... Spoiler: You must take the black dogs challenge to roll up the sun when he shows up. Dont worry, you will fail the first time. That is fine, but dont go back to that challenge until you get everything finished. If you take the challenge again, you will fail and you would be screwed. Oh, if you fail fail a mission, you get a cool mini game when the king is pissed at you!!! Try to dodge the lasers from his eyes!! |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| Yeah, dont post links, even if it is a hidden forum... Some people find it offensive if you do, so please dont... | |||
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| You may remeber him as the other Gaara of the board, and he was also once a super sayian themed character... His name is David Judd.. Awsome work on the costumes!! Are you going to do Itachi next year? He would be awsome to do (or maybe the old hokage's custome?) | |||
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| Shuyin had it first, and Stickman, your answer to number one is wrong... Ill give you a hint: You cant wield it in the normal MG games. Also Stickman, it is overlooked, but isnt that hard to do really, but people dont stand there and shoot her dead...
Standings: Shuyin: 14 Sparda: 10 The Politician: 1 Tamarain: 1 1. In Metal Gear Acid, you play as Snake in a brand new mission. What is the strongest attack card that is not a hand to hand CQC card? Please give name, atk strength, number of the card AND how it attacks (I.E. Is area attack, etc.) Dont worry, there is one. 6 (bumped it to six cause im asking alot of things) |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| 7.) 1 Point each - Who is Jeigan? Which game did he come from?
Jeigan is a starting unit with Leif in Fire Emblem 1 on the NES. He is a Paladian, rather old, and he doesnt get just about any stronger (unless you keep using him exclusively... |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| Thats a smack in the face... I thought I demonstrated my fighting ability more, but it doesnt matter.. Now I can carry on and fight others without this gloom and doom here... I predict Benja will probably fall, and Shuyin says he has more power then Beowulf, so it will be a close one, with Shuyin pulling ahead to win (unless some weird round one shit happens and people loss by 3 day dq.. | |||
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| OOC: OMG PEOPLE, You cant look up a faq for it? The answer is the Metal Gear Ray cannon, it gots 250 atk, etc... Now then, for the whole kit and kaboodle.
UBER METAL GEAR GEEK HEADS!! 1. Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater has a hidden game. Where do you acesses it in the game? And also, what do you do in the hidden game? Extra Credit: What was the original idea for this hidden game? Points for question 1: 10 points Extra Credit: 5 2.In Snake Eater, you enter a research facility. There are 2 paintings that are the same exact paintings as seen in tottaly different series. You must be uber into both games to get it. Points: 10 There will be more questions as I think of them, but sink your teeth into these brain teasers. |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| OMG, it is so true!! How did I not realize that? It all makes sense now!! Kaijin, come on! Reveal your true self as Lex!! We all know it now!! Now, well, it is time to see the Kaijin vs. Beowulf bitch fight featuring Jimmy Carter and some katamaris.. | |||
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| Lev, Beowulf is deaf, so he does not understand all the nuaincess of how sentences work and such. Dont hold that against him, it is not his fault. Besides, I have known him for long enough to understand what he means usually. And yes, it was kind of like the last thing Xeios was saying about getting knocked out. All I needed was 1 more post and Beowulf would have lost (maybe 2 more, just to unleash the 3rd and final plan I had.). I dont care that he moved on, but I would have liked to see what Beowulf would have done against that Distortion magic around himself though... Maybe I will open a battle that picks up right there against Beowulf so I can see what he would really do? But anyway, Beowulf fought well towards the end, and I guess that was what made the difference. I waited entirely to long to launch my plans since I though the dome was wider then it was, lol. Oh, I changed my mind on my prediction:
Benja is really wanting to prove the little man can win against these people, and he will steam roll Beowulf, UNTIL Beowulf busts out that new sword of his and totally owns Benja (Beo, no offense, but I dont see why you say that sword is randomly activated, I dont think someone would constatly make it not activate) Jade and Shuyin will go at it, and I cant for sure say who will win that one... I never really pictured Shuyin lossing (since he definetly is one of the stronger people here if he is using his main naruto-based-highly-modded-character). Shuyin will probably win it and take on Beowulf. The finals will be a blast. I think Shuyin has more strength then Beowulf, but Beowulf goes with the flow of the battle. Shuyin will give him a tough battle to be sure, but now I see that it will end it a tie (as in both would go down and out hitting each other with their moves). As for what Lev said with the stalemate, yeah, I would have atleast seen what Beowulf did back against it. The whole battle was setting him up into 3 plans I made. He already knows the one (Elw Seal Chain), but I dont think he knows the other 2... But good luck all!! |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| Sparda is correct!! That one is a little less difficult then the other question, but you are correct!!
Questions: 1. Extra Credit: What was the original idea for this hidden game? Points: 5 2.In Snake Eater, you enter a research facility. There are 2 paintings that are the same exact paintings as seen in tottaly different series. You must be uber into both games to get it. Points: 10 Yes, that extra credit is still open, guess it and get teh points people!! Standings Sparda: 20 Shuyin: 14 The Politician: 1 Tamarain: 1 |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| MyBad. fix your layout... White does not go on any background that is bright and has yellow or white on it where the text is... Anyway, you should go to CJ Barrymores haunted house cosplaying , or be tottally random and go play DDR in the customs :kef:
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| It was a day like many others that had passed. The sun was radiating its heat and light, and there were only a few lazy clouds in the sky. A few pigeons coed as the flew up into the air, for someone had disturbed them. In the middle of a large park, a man had appeared, almost tottally out of place from everything else.
His hair was shoulder length, with a platnium silver color that made it shimmer in the mid day sun. His armor looked like cloth, which it was to provide maximum dexterity, but was reinforced with powers that made it as protective as 2 inches of black heart crystal. Black Hearts crystal had far more protective capabilities of steel, and was said to be stronger then even mithril armor. The man looked around. He had been experimenting with temporal physics and apparently had opened a one way door straight to the big apple. New York City. The wind in Central Park blew softly across its fields and trees, blowing a leaf off a tree. It blew towards Desroth, floating gently on the breeze. It landed in Desroth hand as he opened it. Desroth closed his eyes, as he closed his hand around the leaf. He sensed that Kaijin was near, and that the battle would soon be on. RULES: Slightly Modified, but if you dont like them Kaijin, then state that as so and we will use normal title rules! 1. 4 Day Post Limit instead of 3, because sometimes you can not access the internet for some reasons. 2. No God Mods 3. All of New York City is accesible, so we can fight it out through the whole city if you wish. 4. The Statue of Liberty will be like Ayala in the tourney going on right now. You harm her and its game over. You will lose automatically. She is immune from area effect destruction, but target her directly and you lose. Also, throwing the opponent through the statue will dq the one who did the throwing (or if you blast someone into it, you would also lose) 5. If Kaijin loses, I will give the lightweight belt back to Drizzt and take Kaijins title. If I lose, then Kaijin may decide what will happen to the lightweight belt. |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| Shuyin and Stickman get the points!! Unless other people want to ask questions and tally points, this is pretty much over for me. Its free to be closed or to be kept going by others who wish to ask questions about MG games.
FINAL STANDINGS AFTER ALL THE TIERS!!: Shuyin: 24 Sparda: 20 Stickman: 5 The Politician: 1 Tamarain: 1 WAY TO GO SHUYIN FOR WINNING!!! Now you may resume asking more questions like these. One rule, only one person can pose a question, and the one who gets it right may ask the next question, and so on.. |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| There are so many loop holes through the child porn law it isnt even funny... By its context, you can get away with tasteful pictures of children in natural poses and not doing anythine lude or crude, or socially unacceptable.. It is a rather useless law anyway, if people are going to do it, they will do it. As for lolicon, it is not illegal here as long as it doesnt portray a "real" person in it. Why are people so concerned with posting links? It just shows that you wallow in depravity and insecurity (cause you cant get someone your age, your gonna look at a anime girl who is naked instead of looking at real porn or hentai?)... All I was trying to do is tell this event that happened in lunch, I didnt expect it to get so heated O_o | |||
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| Desroth casually looked at Kaijin, and suddenly , his eyes opened wide. It was Lex from Fire Emblem 4. Desroth was in shock as he pulled the picture out of the one who held the title, and saw Kaijin's picture.
Desroth looked again at Kaijin, and then at the picture. Desroth finally noticed that it really wasnt Lex, but it was indeed Kaijin. He slipped the picture back into his pocket and adressed Kaijin. "So good of you to join me here, although I have to admit I dont know how you found me here... Ah, no matter, as long as there is someone to fight. Oh, and dont think I brought you here to seek vengance for your intervention in my last fight, this is merely a battle for fun and some stakes." Desroth unclenched his hand the leaf was in, revealing that it had turned into a small sparkling ball of light. It flowed up into the sky, before shattering into glowing apple blossom petals. They floated on the currents across the city. Desroth was determined to win this battle, but he choose not to charge head on and try to crush the opponent right away. No, he had made that mistake with Beowulf days before. He would have to stay calm, and follow Beowulf's advice to just go with the flow, and maintain focus on what is really important. Desroth turned away from Kaijin, and took a step away from him. His eyes shifted across the park, takeing in its beauty. As he looked around, a shape began to take form in his hand. It looked like a sword, but its shape and make up were clouded. Apparently, the rift he had made that brought him here screwed up his temporal link between his weapons and his person. He would have to give it time to re-establish itself, but in the mean time, he would have to keep Kaijin busy. Desroth turned back to face Kaijin, his eyes takeing him in once more. "What to do... I have to start things off, but I havent a clue what to do. I guess this could work... Or maybe something else, hmmm." Desroth thought of what he could do... It would be a short time more for the swords to re-align with Desroth, so he would have to go with what he had. Desroth held his hands at Kaijin, forming what looked like a wide triangle with his hands. The wind began to gently pick up around him, as he focused on Kaijin. Soon, the wind began to speed up, wipping around Desroth, forming a "cloud", so to speak, of air around himself. As it spun around Desroth, the temperature of the park began to rise. It was odd, but it was soon to be revealed that flames were swirling into the wind. Desroth pushed the wind at Kaijin, sending it and the flames at him in one package. Pyrostorm: A powerful wind/fire technique. The user focuses on the wind around himself/herself, and makes it gather and spin around themself. The wind will pick up more and more speed, but that is not all. During this proccess, flames begin to feed into the wind, adding extra damage. The fire itself is fed magic energy that will power it for a few minutes. The user then sends this wind and fire "cloud" at the opponent. If it is aimed well, it will surrond the opponent in the cloud. Inside, slices of strong air blades will bombard the opponent inside, as well as lashes of flame. It usually lasts up to 5 minutes if it is unhindered. If the opponent dodges the attack, then the wind will disperse and the flames will die out. |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| Desroth had no time to think about what to do. Taking a page out of Jin the windmaster's book, Desroth used the circling air around himself to shoot up into the air. The wing based inches underneath Desroth, but missing him none the less.
Desroth floated in the air, looking down at Central Park. He had made a plan, but he was unsure if it would really work or not. Desroth focused on the air, using one half of his Pyrostorm attack. He began to radiate energy, a golden aura that was like a fake sun. The light around Desroth growed, as he focused the suns rays into his body. As he did that, he pointed his hands down at the ground. He was focusing power from the ring on his finger into the ground, extending his spell to encompass the park. The spell itself was powerful, but it needed a little more umph to do something of this magnitude. The ground began to shake as Desroth's spell began to take hold and give him control. Suddenly, as if the wall holding the spell had broken, the ground began to rise upwards, pulling upwards at the edges. It rose up, and was going to seal Kaijin inside of it. If it did so, it would compress itself so Kaijin only had a few inches of space inside the ball around him, but that was not what would be deadly. Desroth also channeled the focused sunlight into the ground that was trying to seal Kaijin in, making it glow with the intensity of the sun, but this time it is only 8 feet away. Even if Kaijin was not sealed in, the sunlight would not be a good thing that close to him. "Kaijin, please tell me this will beat you, I just want to see if you are as good as they say you are." Narga Fuyiko: A odd combination of earth art and some darkness. When used, the user gains control of the earth of the battlefield, and can bend it to his/her will. This attack can be used in conjunction with other attacks or techniques to add extra power and effects to it (such as the sunlight I added to it to make it shine like the sun). |
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Jedi Master Desroth Priest Since: 08-24-04 From: Macomb Since last post: 5070 days Last activity: 4510 days |
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| YAY! NEW PERSON!! Splee!! Oh, and here is a piece of glass I found on the street and a spork. There will come a day when these 2 items will makes sense to you, and will be needed. Of course, you could eat the glass (wants him to eat it cause no one else has eaten the glass before) |
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