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FX

Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-07-06 12:00 AM, in Who says Lance Bass is gay? Link
Well it is a commercial. Not like they were actually doing it.


(Last edited by FX on 08-07-06 03:03 AM)
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Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-07-06 12:31 AM, in I HAVE AIDS!!!!1 Link
I'd just like to note, that mine was more succesfull.
FX

Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-07-06 01:01 AM, in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Link
If you lked Kung Pow (actually, even if you didn't) you should check out his Thumb Movies. They are hilarious.
FX

Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-07-06 01:17 AM, in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Link
Here is Thumb Wars



The others are:

Thumbtanic
The Blair Thumb Project
Batthumb (the best)
Frankenthumb
and The Godthumb

I wish he'd make more...

EDIT: I'm gonna make a thread for it... since this is kinda off topic


(Last edited by FX on 08-07-06 04:17 AM)
FX

Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-07-06 01:22 AM, in Thumbs... Link
As mentioned in the Ricky Bobby thread, these are the thumb movies by Steve Odekirk (Kung Pow)

Thumb wars



Bat Thumb (unfortunately only a clipshow)



Couldn't find Frankenthumb, Blair Thumb, or Thumbtanic

EDIT: Found Thumbtanic, in 3 parts:








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Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-07-06 01:40 AM, in Which XGF member are you? Link
It's not going to be full, I'm taking as many people as possible. But only some of them will end up on the test. But that doesn't mean don't sign up, because it is NOT first come first serve.
FX

Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-07-06 02:32 PM, in Penises Link
Especially when it gets caught in the zipper...
FX

Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-07-06 03:01 PM, in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Link
I think the best way to describe it is...it's Will Ferrel. If you don't like his sense of humor, you won't like the movie. If you do, you'll like the movie. So just ask yourself if you liked his others, then you'll know whether or not to see it.
FX

Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-07-06 03:35 PM, in The Descent Link
Originally posted by Bonus Stage
Without a doubt the best horror movie that's come out in a long time.


Thats like saying "It's the best case of hemmoroids I've had in a long time."
FX

Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-08-06 04:43 AM, in Which XGF member are you? Link
Okay, we're getting full, so im going to wait a few days, then choose the people to be in the quiz.
FX

Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-08-06 02:48 PM, in meh Link
bump w00t!
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Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-08-06 03:24 PM, in Layout Request Thread Link
Could somebody make a layout using this picture? With the text going down the middle.


(Last edited by FX on 08-13-06 08:16 PM)
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Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-08-06 04:03 PM, in COMPETITION ENTRY: Orpheus Travels to Hades Link
I reattached my jaw and continued my hike through the underworld. I had to rescue my beautiful wife. She had been killed by that loathsome hunter Aristeus, who, in a primal rage chased her until she frantically fell into a nest of serpents. I found her later that day, with her tousled hair around her frail face like a halo. But by then I was too late, Hermes had already taken her down into the depths of Tartarus.

But I did not mourn for her; instead I traveled deep down to the center of the Earth to rescue her. I traveled through vast caverns, filled with falling stalactites and towering stalagmites. I traveled among many shades, but none of them were my slender Eurydice.

After a time I arrived at the river Styx, it's shores crowded with recently departed souls waiting to be carried to the afterlife by the un-dead ferryman. So I waited with the spirits until a speck appeared on the horizon. The speck grew and became a man, but he was no ordinary man, for he was Charon, ferryman of the damned.

He rowed his boat onto the shore. He stepped out of it and walked towards me, each step resonating through the vast caverns. With a clamor the spirits backed away from this man of death, but I stood firm. He approached me, holding his oar like a scepter. Staring with his sightless eyes, his scowl searing into me. He slowly lifted his skeletal hand, pointed at me, and uttered,

"Halt. Only the dead may pass."

But I was different, for I was there for love. I ignored the sense of foreboding in my gut, plucked my lyre and began to sing. I sang a song of the river, a tale of boys and men rowing through the water.

This nullified him. The stupefied demon sat down, and thought of his days that had passed, days when he was but a mortal. As he sat there, I bent down, and wrenched the oar from his fist, and proceeded to row across the river of death.

When I reached the other shore, the souls that had boarded with me frantically dispersed like so many seeds in the wind. I marched forward, and encountered a hideous, slavering, gargantuan beast, the three-headed sentry of hell, Cerberus. I stood next to one of his legs, like a pillar of flesh and muscle, and he bent down with one of his ferocious heads and lifted his jowls and let loose a deep growl that echoed through the halls of Tartarus. But I was not fazed. The colossal dog looked at me with bewilderment at my lack of fear. I simply unslung my lyre and began to sing a song of dogs and hunters. Of the forest and creatures that ran with one head instead of three.

The beast lowered his hackles and lay down with his central head on his paws and his three tongues lolling out of his massive jaw; and he dreamt, his will to dismember gone, replaced by a look of serenity. I agilely stepped over the sleeping behemoth and entered the underworld.

I walked through Tartarus playing my lyre, soothing the cries of lamentation. I passed the forever slavish Sisyphus and the tantalized Tantalus. I passed the judges of the dead Minos, Rhadamanthys, and Aeacus. I passed many shades, and they all stopped their tortures to listen.

Eventually I arrived at the throne of Hades. The god of death towered over me with a look of loathing. He stood and walked down the many steps to his throne. He stopped at the bottom, looked down at me and cried,

"No more cheap minstrel tricks. I am a god. My rages are not to be assuaged, nor my decrees nullified. No one comes to Tartarus without being sent for. No one has before, and no one will again, when the tale is told of the torments I intend to put you to."

Once more I touched my lyre and sang a tale of a great king in love with a beautiful maiden and of his abduction of her. I sang of the despair he felt when he lost her, and the joy when he found out she had eaten the pomegranate seeds.

His queen, Persephone, the maiden featured in the tale, began to cry. Hades glared at me, his eyes seething with rage.

"Your tale has disturbed my wife. Speak. What is it that you desire ?”

And so I told him of my plight, of how I had traveled through hell to rescue my darling Eurydice.

"Fine. Your wife shall be freed, I swear on the river Styx," he bellowed, "But, to appease me, you must not look upon her until you have left my domain, or your wife shall be returned to me, and her soul forever tortured."

I heartily agreed, and quickly turned around to retrace my journey. I traveled back through Tartarus, over the sleeping Cerberus, and past the still weeping Charon. All this while, not knowing if Eurydice was truly in my wake. Alas, true to my word I did not turn around. The death god had sworn by the river Styx, and that was a sacred oath for the gods. But Hades has done many things he was not supposed to, so what was stopping him now?

I ignored this fear, and continued on my journey. When I was almost out, and could just barely see the light, I could not stand it any longer. I turned around and saw my beautiful Eurydice, with her pale face and large glowing eyes. We embraced. Her hair smelled of rose, and her touch was cold as ice.

She looked up at me with her saucer eyes, and quickly vanished in a puff of smoke. I stood there holding the space in which she used to stand, contemplating the huge mistake I had just made.


After a time, I turned around and headed back towards the light...



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Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-08-06 04:10 PM, in Behold!!! Link
OMG somebody else has read that book!!! Oh, and nice car...
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Posted on 08-08-06 04:31 PM, in Which XGF member are you? Link
Okay, last chance to join...
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Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-08-06 06:16 PM, in Who gets in? Link
Okay, heres how it works. Vote for who you want to be in the quiz. Please ONLY VOTE FOR 9 PEOPLE. I want to say that you can't vote for yourself, but I know people will, and then the good people who don't will be at a disadvantage, so it's fine to vote for yourself.

If you're a mod, you automatically get +1, Admins get +2, and Xeo automatially gets in..

PS, I totally accept bribes
FX

Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-08-06 06:30 PM, in Who gets in? Link
No, it isn't. Except I can never seem to be able to edit my polls... Heres what im gonna do. Close this poll, and I'll give a few more days to join, then I'll make a new one...


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Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-08-06 08:33 PM, in meh 2 Link
Since I am determined to have my nothingness thread beat XMtS' I have created

MEH 2:
THE RETURN OF MEH



and to start it off I will open with THIS


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Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-08-06 08:58 PM, in Which XGF member are you? Link
allright new names are in. And I just realized that I said a few more days, then made the poll that day

Oh, does DarkSlaya want to be in it?


PS. My new layout is AWESOME

PPS. w00t 700th post


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Zombie Marco








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Posted on 08-08-06 09:31 PM, in 1st Annual XGF Story Competition! Link
You mentioned it to me Elara.

And w00t my story is up !!!!
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