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FX Zombie Marco         Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| And isn't your favorite pokemon number 59? | |||
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| Corsic was definitely in a tough situation, both his arms occupied, and something lethal headed towards his chest. This was going to hurt. He grunted as the arm pierced his chest. Before it could move anymore, the blade around Corsic's hand extended outward, towards Surohm. It would continue outward until it went entirely through his body. Piercing both lungs and possibly nicking his heart. | |||
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| The wind rushed past Bobby's face. This was a feeling he had never thought he'd experience. Never, in his years of mourning his crushed dream had he dreamt of flying, and especially not in such a literal sense. He was aware of a dull throbbing, just beneath his shoulder blades, but he didn't care. He had been flying for what seemed to be hours, and what could continue to be days. He looked down at the endless expanse below him, and saw something he hadn't seen all day. Someone else.
He began to circle the grove of flowers to be sure that what he saw, he actually saw. Sure enough, there was a young girl there, wearing a straw hat. He descended and prepared to land. |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| That was awesome.
"Why don't we go home, and I'll eat your pussy." And my only response to the lifejacket part: Karma, bitch. |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| I have to add A.I. But only the first time I saw it. I actually cried at the part where the mother comes back (oops, spoiler. But it is 7 years old...) But the second time I saw it the movie was terrible to me, but that last scene still touched me (didn't cry though). Of course, I'm sick of the movie because after 2 years of film, and the teacher using clips from that movie each year...
This isn't a movie, but today we put on the class play for drama, that we'd been working on for about a month (longer if you include writing it). The play was pretty much terrible, for reasons I'm not going into, but the last scene where Jeremy (incredible actor in our class. He'll be famous one day.) totally breaks down when his girlfriend gets killed. I was stunned. I filmed the performance, but unfortunately it died before that scene. I'm going to try and get them to redo that last scene so I can show it to you guys, and the rest of the world... |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| The thing after the credits was a rip-off. It was a waste of my time. It was three shots. Kiera didn't even look 10 years older, at ALL. Probably because they said "This scene is so pointless, why should we redo her makeup?" Seriously, I waited though those massively long credits to see something I already knew? | |||
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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This is an easy one.
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| No, what episode is it from. From now on, if I post a quote, I want to know which episode it's from. | |||
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| I see your rhinoceros cyber, and raise you the entire document:
oodninja:Wanna cyber? DirtyKateK, but don't tell anybody ;-) DirtyKate:Who are you? Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate:I want everything, baby! Bloodninja:Is this a delivery? DirtyKate:Umm...Yes DirtyKate  o you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause** DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza. Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though **pause** DirtyKate o you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know? Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKateooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby Bloodninja o you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate:What the f**k? DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t DirtyKate:F**k ------------------ Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables? Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that. Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) MommyMelissa: is that it? Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT. MommyMelissa: ... Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here. Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. *****. MommyMelissa: whatever. ------- bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't **** with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? ---------------- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ******* charge your ***. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: **** am I hard now. ------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you **** up. eminemBNJA: OheminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something __________ Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing. Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry. Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive. Wellhung: I'll pay for it. Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder. Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors? Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me. Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat! Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really. Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop. Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee! Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute. Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you. Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it. Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. Wellhung: Me too. Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other. Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses? Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table. Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What's the matter now? Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on. Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing. Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now! Wellhung: I'm flaccid. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser! Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo! Sweetheart: (Last edited by Morrolan on 06-05-07 03:11 AM) |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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And you guessed correctly. Remember, questions in bold still haven't been answered. So before I post a new one, I'm going to wait for 18 and 21 to get answered first.
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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Originally posted by Shuyin Okay, I didn't know that, but it's not like it was a surprise or anything. Not like the thing after the credits in X-Men 3. |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| Bobby stumbled a little bit as he landed. He stood up, a little shaky. His legs had fallen asleep during his time in the air. He turned to the woman that he had spotted from above.
"I have no clue. All I can say is: we definitely aren't in Kansas anymore." He looked around the strange new realm. "Definitely." |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| Also, 75 minus your age is 59!
*le gasp* |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| As my film teacher put it:
"It's a half hour movie crammed into three hours." |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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Originally posted by Vulkar But those were the best parts! |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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It happened in Davy Jones' locker, which is like a personal hell.
Originally posted by Wikipedia Not actually relevant, on second thought... Yeah, that whole stuff was because Depp was going insane. |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| "Perfect. If you're feeling well enough, I can take you down there and we'll get you set up."
Martin finished the coffee and stood up, offering his hand to both shake Ashton's hand and help him up. Once the boy was standing, he took out his wallet and directed himself towards Daren. "How much do I owe you?" |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| Bobby looked down at his denim jacket and ran his hand through his curly black hair.
"No, I think this are ours. Just not our bodies. They're our..." He trailed off, the rest of the sentence at a loss to him. He snapped back to the girl before him. "By the way, my name is Robert. Or Rob, or Bobby. Whatever." |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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First, my new character in Comet Saga, 6-Pac:
This is a drawing of Darynia, Yeresian god of death (by Shaddow): 
Finally, the beginnings of a map of the castle on Yeresia:  |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3613 days Last activity: 3509 days |
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| klossus (8:29:34 PM): Capri Sun is making flavored water
klossus (8:29:41 PM): parton me, but isn't that Capri Sun? Chrislandx5 (8:29:51 PM): I thought so Chrislandx5 (8:29:58 PM): How redundant klossus (8:30:02 PM): yup Chrislandx5 (8:30:47 PM): They shoul call it "Capri Sun 2: Magically redundant!" klossus (8:31:58 PM): Then again, Gatorade made flavored water, and that is considerably different klossus (8:32:04 PM): I like it better Chrislandx5 (8:32:08 PM): True Chrislandx5 (8:32:14 PM): Gatorade isn't water though Chrislandx5 (8:32:27 PM): It's more like watered-down juice klossus (8:32:34 PM): true klossus (8:32:46 PM): and Propell is juiced-up water... Chrislandx5 (8:32:59 PM): yea |
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