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Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-18-06 07:07 AM, in Get her GPS panties, for the jealous boyfriend in you. Link
*Oggles picture*

Wow, this product is useful for over-possesive parents and stalkers alike. *sarcasm*

I guess, in all seriousness, that the GPS panties would be useful for women who are being targeted for kidnapping. Duh.

Doesn't a GPS tracker requires a power source? How do they replace the battery?


(Last edited by Trigger Happy Jones on 04-18-06 10:08 AM)
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-18-06 07:17 AM, in Movies everyone else hates, except you Link
Too be honest, I've only seen Army of Darkness. I just can't find any of the earlier Evil Dead movies around here. But A.O.D. was awesome, and if anybody disagrees, I'll run them over. *sarcasm*

I so-so with Hook, but that's only because I have a difficult time enjoying PG movies. A few don't, a few do.
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-18-06 10:14 AM, in Get her GPS panties, for the jealous boyfriend in you. Link
Originally posted by Master Sajin
Originally posted by Trigger
Doesn't a GPS tracker requires a power source? How do they replace the battery?


:: Blushes :: Erm...Orgasiums? (sp?)

:: Laughes ::



You have been banished to the rejection table, with that creepy emo kid.

*Whacks Sajin with Whiffle Bat of Disgrace*

I smell a sit-com:

GUY: You know what? I think we need to "recharge" your battery.
WOMAN: You just "recharged" it two minutes ago.
GUY: Can't be too careful. You want to be kidnapped by Russian mercenaries?

Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-18-06 12:48 PM, in The donut mocks me.... Stupid cyclops... Link
Originally posted by Master Sajin


What the fuck, Sajin?

Oh, and hi Nelrith. I'm the token redneck. My job is to stand around and say "git-r-done" to the point of irrevalence and, of course, annoyance.
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-18-06 03:19 PM, in Sen Link
*Throws beer can at Sajin head*

That's icky, dude.

Now for Xicer's 1000th post... Let's think about this... Let's throw a super-happy-fun party... EXCEPT with a keg... Who like's Miller?... No?...

How about a post... Naw...

Damn, I suck at this. Someone come up with something.

Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-18-06 05:23 PM, in Which Type of Depression Are You? Link
Well, this explains alot:

DisorderYour Score
Major DepressionHigh-Moderate
DysthymiaSlight-Moderate
Bipolar DisorderHigh
CyclothymiaExtremely High
Seasonal Affective DisorderSlight-Moderate
Postpartum DepressionN/A
Take the Depression Test


I've have been diagnosed before, but it was just mild depression with mildly fluctulating symptoms. Nothing serious. Just a chemical imbalance.

(Last edited by Trigger Happy Jones on 04-19-06 03:02 AM)
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-18-06 07:04 PM, in Name my snake Link
I just recently captured a common kingsnake (and yes, I'm sure). I'm no good at picking names.

All I can think up is Peanut Head.

Help me pick a name, and I'll reward you with a E-nickel.

or a grenade launcher. What ever fits your fancy.

Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-18-06 08:45 PM, in Name my snake Link
Damn... I like Orochi, but I'll nickname it David Hayter AKA Penis.

Orochi David "Penis" Hayter. Uber, ya'lll.
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-18-06 11:36 PM, in Name my snake Link
The list so far:

1) David Hayter
2) Penis
3) Orochi/Orochimaru
4) Solidus
5) Ekans (This brings back memories of cards and game boy games... *sighs*)
6) Handle
7) Naked/Trouser or Lilith (the sex is unknown, I really don't wanna know.)
8) Fappy (Huh?)
9) Tony (As in Cipriani?)

Choices, choices, choices.

(Last edited by Trigger Happy Jones on 04-19-06 02:59 AM)
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-18-06 11:55 PM, in New technology could prevent you from bypassing TV commercials Link
Son of a fucking bitch. I hate the crap out of Phillips now. I wish financial ruin on these ingrates.
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-19-06 09:10 AM, in Name my snake Link
*Looks through names and ponders.*

Hmmmm...

David Hayter AKA Penis it is. But we will all affectionatly remember it as Fappy.

Congrats to Xarkm and Zabuza for the names, but I, to my utter misfortune, possess only one E-nickel.

There's only one way to solve this...

*Gives Xarkm the E-nickel*

You may spend this nickel anywhere... but K-Marts, for they no longer accept personal checks and E-nickels. Do not place E-nickel on rail-road tracks, or your life-time warranty will be void. Do not eat E-nickel, this too will void your warranty.

*Hands Zabuza a grenade launcher*

You may use grenade launcher to disperse of ground infantry, light vehicles,and those damn cats that keep sleeping on top of your truck, who are leaving little paw marks on the damn hood. Eating the grenade launcher voids your warranty.

Enjoy.


(Last edited by Trigger Happy Jones on 04-19-06 12:27 PM)
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-19-06 01:29 PM, in What color should Dale/Sajin Dye his hair? Link
You must dye it pink.

You know you want to.
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-20-06 06:46 AM, in What color should Dale/Sajin Dye his hair? Link
Originally posted by Cairoi
Grow the hair out long and die it white, man.

XD For old time's sake.


Wow, just like Sepiroth... With glasses!

Go pink!
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-20-06 07:01 AM, in Are you a Yankee or a Rebel? Link
100% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!

And damn proud of it.

What did you expect from a guy who's user name is Trigger Happy Jones?

The only one I believed I missed were rolly-pollys. Bullcrap, people around here have been saying that for years.

Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-20-06 09:56 AM, in People who need to SUCK it Link
1) "Oh, you're a redneck? Then you must be rascist."

No, I'm not. I have a couple of black friends. Stop assuming that.

2) "Guns kill people."

Ohhhh, you just started something now... This isn't a debate forum, so I'm not getting pissed off at this.

3) "You're too old for video games."

The stupidity of this remark is so astounding, that I'm not going to dignify it with an answer.

4) "I spank my kids all the time. It works!"

Yeah, it may work. But let me know how he's doing in twenty years, when he's knocking over 7-11s because his daddy beat up on him and engages in regular cross-dressing.

5) "Video games are unhealthy and should be banned."

I would show him just how much more unhealthier it is to screw with my GTA, via a string of insults so vulgar, that he would literally explode by the sheer force of the intensity of those exact words.

><;;; *sighs*

I'm spent. This rant is over.
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-20-06 02:27 PM, in What color should Dale/Sajin Dye his hair? Link
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Pink is the new black. The creepy emo kid said so.
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-20-06 02:34 PM, in How popular is (was) your name? Link
Dallas was popular around the 90's. But to me, Dallas is kinda weird for a name, especially for a guy who has never been to Texas.
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-20-06 03:58 PM, in I don't know... Link
I don't know you well, but I hate to see you go. I hope things get better for you.
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-20-06 05:48 PM, in What color should Dale/Sajin Dye his hair? Link
HA! Two votes for pink! Victory shall be ours!

--Paid for by the "Get Sajin to Dye His Hair Pink so We Can Make Fun Of Him On Monday" Political Victory Fund--
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-20-06 06:07 PM, in People who need to SUCK it Link
Originally posted by Elara
Ah, this shall clear up some lingering emotions...

4) Oil companies that decide "oh, it rained last week... the gas prices must now rise to $3/gallon."

10) Twiggy, and all the models that followed her. Rail thin is not sexy, it's unhealthy!

11) Tom Cruise, Issac Hayes, and all other members of Scientology. Fuck off and die.

13) The sun... spring does not mean 90 degree weather!!

15) Stupid people who answer their cell phones in class without going outside.

I have more... but WoW calls to me.


4) Amen to that.

10) It's not sexy at all, it's kinda gross. I need a woman who won't fall through a crack in the floor.

11) Agreed.

13) It's... Too... Damn... Hot.

15) I'm sorry... Sometimes, I'm that dick. With a grandmother who can get hurt easily, I don't dare turn off my phone. But I don't chat. I ususaly say. "Look, I can't talk."
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