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| Xeogaming Forums - - Posts by venomouslobster |
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venomouslobster Scarfy          Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| has someone been telling people i am blind?....i got a virus on aim the other day and now everyone i know says that i have been telling them i am blind....wtf? anybody with any info contact me | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| i have one because i was bullied into getting it by a crack team of ex girlfriends and it is a blight upon the net! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| *Norton, Grand Psychopomp of Nothing In Particular arrives in the throne room in a burst of frogs.... little ones....with batwings...on their ankles*
hullo....you rang? |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| as you wish madam *seeks out the attendant comestibles* | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| *while attemting to levitate a plate of eggs over to him, Norton is transformed into a series of prime numbers and vanishes forever* 23 | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| i clap loud enough to be heard over a full 5000 seat auditorium clapping wildly.
i am a toungue twister fiend |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| here's the deal joo, women are all insane, diabolical, and bent on the subjugation of men for use as pleasure slaves. there are no exeptions.
she may be pretty but dont be misled there is a demon inside of her head and crushing mens souls is how it is fed and it will not stop until we're all dead take this into account whenever you deal with a female and things should just go along smoothly, smile, nod, and apologize for having a penis every now and then, let them know that they are "in control". women just want to know that they can mold and shape you from the forthright upstanding strong and defient man you are today into the spineless subservient manslave they always dreamed of having locked up in their basement ever since they were little podlings. (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-22-05 07:12 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| HELLO welcome to xeogaming, i hope you like it here! i hope everyone treats you well! *hands you five tons of flax* | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| stories (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-22-05 07:32 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| i just have the one dream over and over....where i hold pocket's head under the water until the last bubble goes "bloop" | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| who is talking about locking girls in a basement? that would never do...unless they ask you very very nicely | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| neeeed.....jooooob!! need money! going to summer stock auditions, and rocking my hardcore shakespeare awesomeness!!!! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| Name: Venom
Age: 21 (drunk) Eyes: I have mood eyes (current mood: confused that i am awake) Hair: thick, brown, curly, completley unmanagable Scorpion: yes Ethnicity: I am the product of generations upon generations of hasty, unplanned, interracial sex. Sexuality: straight unless i am really really really drunk....then i will attempt to mount anything that is too slow to run Grade: i am not in school From: long beach Work: *grabs starbucks manager by throat* GIVE ME A JOB YOU DIRTY DIRTY WHORES!!!!! Schools: various highly respected theatre academies for the past 6 years....yay i am an actor...no you havent seen me in anything....i am a guerrilla actor that strikes when you least expect it....assuming you dont expect a drunken, bleary eyed (but very good) rendition of shakespear in a bar parking lot at the top of my lungs..... Hobbies: Gaming, drinking, calling you at five in the morning and demanding to hang out on pain of death, feebly searching for work, wasting gas money, puttering around on this damn board, reading webcomics Marital Status: even if i castrated every other man in the entire world exept for myself, i still wouldnt get any.....that dosent mean i am not still going to, though *sharpens cerimonial castrating chainsaw* |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| *raises eye brow*
write more! right now! (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-26-05 09:32 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| I WOULD POST MORE BUT EVERY TIME I WRITE SOMETHING IT GETS EATEN!!!! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| suzanne by corky and the juice pigs | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| mindless self indulgence? i done been to one o their concerts | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| lizards, and most other reptiles and scorpions will only eat live insects so no they do not make lizard food..(xept for iguanas because they are herbivorous..but they still would rather eat bananas)
crickets are most definatly not self aware. most crickets are about as intelligent as a laptop computer because rather than having a brain they possess a cluster of nerve ganglia in their heads. in truth you are more upset about their well being than they are because all they are aware of is something "holding" onto their wing (if someone were infact ripping it off) and they struggle because they are being held. however it is a credit to your kindness that you wish them no harm |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| pudding, rich delicious pudding
no but seriously what lies beyond is exactly that...the beyond, but what is behind the beyond? more importantly what is beyond the behind? the answer: whatever we percieve it to be when we get there. because trying to define for ourselvs it in terms we understand is like affixing wheels to a tomato: time consumeing and ultimately pointless. we define the world by our senses and they are dependant on certain things which are common to our universe. Light with which to see things (and things for the light to bounce off of), and vibrations to hear (which is really just another form of touch), matter to touch and smell and taste. so that boils down to energy and matter, which are interchangable according to our most renowned scientists. and that is what our entire universe is made of, so what ever is out there (unless it is just more universes just like ours, which begs the question what is outside of that?) would be completly and utterly incomprehensible, and undetectable and completely immpossible to interact with at all because it wouldnt be "stuff" it would be "stuff that isnt stuff" and since we are "stuff" ourselves we cannot see, touch, smell or taste "not stuff" (energy is stuff) does anybody see where i am trying to go with this? we are bound by the laws of this universe and are only equipped to detect that which is bound by the same laws. so if there is extra stuff than it really dosent matter because there is no way we could tell even if we were all decked out with the finest imaginary science detection equipment. (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-28-05 03:32 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6115 days Last activity: 5364 days |
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| Perhaps it was her camel, and she was painting the fence with a sign warning people to not enter, as they would be sat upon by an irate camel. however in an poetic twist of fate the camel, read the sign and was so hurt by the rejection it sidled up to her in what appeared to be an affectionate manner and then after lulling her into a false sense of security, sat upon her, thus rendering her sign all the more provocative |
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