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venomouslobster Scarfy          Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| no masturbating is good for you it has been medically proven (unless you accidently do it to much and chafe....*shivers*), further more despite what certain people may have told you there is really no longer any negative social stigma attached to it. on top of that it is a commonly held myth in the christian religion that Onan commited a sin by masturbating but if the text is refered to "god" struck down Onan because he refused to impregnate his wife (which was his brothers first and when he died she was given to Onan in the will) and only would impregnate his own wife. and hey...dont knock it till you have tryed it why is this thread covered in digimon? (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-07-05 01:54 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| gah you digimoned the entire bottom half of that page! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| breathe in and out through your nose as fast and deeply as you can (if you do it right you should snot a little and look like a hyperventilating maniac so my recommmendation is to find an empty bathroom stall) this is a yoga technique called "dragon breath" and it will work out your ribs and diaphragm, this will force blood to your brain and it should take care of the shaking and help you think a little clearer | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| MAAAAH MAAAAAH MAAAAAH MAAAAAH MAAAAAAH bleated the alarm clock in a shrill tinny and wholly offensive mannner. Norton opened one eye to glare at it, then stubbornly shut it again, hoping blearily that perhaps the alarm would get bored and go bother someone else or else decide that it was not infact noon. Unfortunatly the clock was a very stubborn sort of clock and held fast to its shreiking. Norton stuck one arm out of the covers and feebly slapped around on the night table knocking something fragile sounding off the table and mashing buttons on the offending clock until it stopped making noise. Norton wriggled back into a comfortable position under the blankets in triumph and drifted off to sleep where he dreamed fitfully of a splendid woman whose eyes were as soft as feather and as deep as eternity itself, and whose body was the spectacular dance of atoms and universes. Pyrotechnics of pure energy formed her flowing hair, and rainbows manifested and dissolved as she spoke in a warm and gentle voice:
Norton, you are the chosen of chaos....you must bring madness to the....MAAAAH MAAAAH MAAAH MAAAAH "whoofsatwhaa?" said Norton, as he woke up againto the honking beep of that damn alarm, he sat up, furious at being parted with the dream woman and yanked the cord out of the wall... who was that...she was beautiful..no...stellar...maybe if he went back to sleep he could dream of her some more. He lay down and closed his eyes and waited for sleep to overtake him, but sleep did not come...sleep was off attending to other people on the other side of the world and had no time to come to him. so he lie there pondering the strange dream and also pondered whether he wanted to get up and eat or just lie there for a while longer....(TO BE CONTINUED) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| Within Nortons mind there raged a battle of epic proportion betwixt his lethargy and his stomach, but the battle of wakefullness was brought to a close when a third and extremely uncomfortable party joined the fracas: his bladder, which in an instant sent Norton out of bed and dashing over foetid floor sundries to the bathroom... and as he and the porcelain man discussed the purchase of a horse, he spied in the mirror something odd...and realized of a sudden that his chest was now tattoo'd with a gold symbol about the size of the palm of his hand, a symbol much like a ying yang.
Moments later he was on the phone to be continued |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| makes sense dont it? ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!!!! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| punching children | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| welcome to the board ......um.....*summons wave of babies!!!!* | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| i picked fiddle because they rock and i like to say "fiddle"....and not only do fiddles rock but you are all sheep......guitar sheep (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-11-05 02:42 PM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| i dont drink moutain dew because it tastes like lime ass, but i agree that caffine speeds up your heart, this is very very very very bad possibly because everyone should live to be 108 so they can win the prize!!!! the prize is riding around in a wheelchair muttering at people and smelling funny! YAY!!!!! and it would be awful to lower my sperm count cause then i coulnt ensure that my genes are passed on and that my podlings have podlings of their own! nobody should ever do anything that is dangerous. we should all live in padded concrete bunkers, eating celery, wheat toast and raw bran! because caffine, smoking, using cellphones, driving, touching other people, drinking milk and saturated fats, unsaturated fats, alchohol in exess, alcohol in moderation, any drug at all, red meat, any meat! touching public phones could kill you, not just maybe if you wash your hands NO it could kill you that day of any number of diseases, so could touching almost anything else!!!!!.....well ya know what the world is going to be blown up soon anyway so you might as well suck the marrow out of life....wait what was i talking about..oh right mountain dew tases horrible | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| we are all very very lucky...why? because we are dealing with the man....the same people who hired xabuza after they started tracking him for being a hacker....which should tell you how much shit they have on the shelf. yes we should barter away our little freedom one bit at a time, the people in power got there because they have our best interests at heart and they love us, sometimes we spoon....they would never do anything bad because we vote and it is impossible to rig an election....and it definatly didnt happen already...nope....invest in halliburton! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| it should be called CAPTAIN VON XEO'S MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLANGE HELLO!!!! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| WHY OH WHY is there no way to express sarcasm with a keyboard.... from now on these things {} will be used to express sarcasm or faecitious words!!!!! HEED MY WORDS!
{saijin is a b*tch!!!} see no harm no foul! oh right welcome! have this carotid artery! *hands length of veins* |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| in the book of revalations the "beast" they were refering to that numbered 666 was the roman senate....yep and they are gone now...oh yeah and ontop of that the whole moses crossing the red sea thing didnt happen, the "red" sea was a mistranslation from aramaic to greek in the first few widley distributed copies of the old testament the actual aramaic states that moses crossed the sea of "reeds" which is a referance to the nile delta he parted the reeds with his staff and lead the slaves out over the reeds in a single file line, while the egyptian cavelry sunk in the silt of the delta | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| does it need to have a shape? what is the shape of light? or the color of gravity? what is the ringtone of atomic mass? shape loses any meaning when applied to something like time....but it is shaped like a giant smiley face | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| the funny thing is: the script SUCKS MUNKEY BUTT!!!!! i would tell you how but ...spoilers....see for yourself and enjoy the hour and a half of cgi and the 30 minutes of actual content.... or play knights of the old republic 2 instead...it is much much much better (star wars is still awesome) (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-12-05 11:21 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| whenever you flush a toilet or run water, tiny particles of that water go into the air and fall in a twenty seven (or so) foot radius over every surface, and with a toilet, if you take a culture of any of said surface, the bacteria and e.coli content is the same as the toilet bowel water itself...so ask yourself one question my friends....how far are your toothbrushes from the toilet? | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| Sympathy for the Stalker
some stalkers are merely stupid and deserve to be pummeled but some are just sick, this is a exerpt from a very poignant article describing the symptoms so perhaps you can understand these creepy creepy people just a little better Erotomania can be defined as a psychological disorder in which the afflicted relentlessly pursues the notion that the object of his/her affection reciprocates his/her romantic feelings and/or fantasies. This obsession with the desired individual continues long after that individual has asserted that he/she is not interested in pursuing a romantic relationship with the afflicted. Consequently, erotomaniacs tend to stalk their victims. It has been postulated that those who stalk suffer from a basic fault in their capacity to have relationships with others.Characteristic of the erotomaniac (generally across the board) are the following: irrationality, a tendancy toward impulsive actions, obsessiveness, paranoia, psychotic tendancies. Typically the erotomaniac shares certain behavioral characteristics consistent with that of a Borderline. The erotomaniac tends to begin with simple, subtle expressions of affection to reach the object of his/her desire which later spirals out of control and can lead to expressions of anger, rage, frusteration and violence when such gestures go ignored and the victims continues to assert lack of interest. Strangely the erotomaniac fails altogether to see the victim's lack of interest. The erotomaniac attributes lack of positive response to a littany of things. In the case of my stalker, Louise attributed her ex-husband (my boyfriend) taking a restraining order out against her to a belief that somehow I was behind the scenes manipulating him to do so in order to keep him from "recognizing his love for her" and "going back to her". Louise also wrote constant letters saying she knew I "had to be pregnant" because she didn't know why else he wouldn't be returning her calls and answering her threatening letters. Finally, the erotomaniac is psychotic and no longer in reality. Any reaction from the victim can be construed as a signal of approval. Returning to the case of my stalker, Louise believed the act of my boyfriend taking a restraining order out against her was somehow indicative of encouragement to continue to call and visit him and so she did continue, persisting even after countless arraignments, community service and jail time. and then there are people like me who have no real attachment to you, we just like to relax after a hard day of work by hiding in your bushes and humping your dog... (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-14-05 11:06 PM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6116 days Last activity: 5365 days |
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| two words....."mongoose" and "bukkake" (Last edited by Elara on 05-15-05 09:31 PM) |
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