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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 09-29-06 03:21 AM, in Thong-wearing man gets owned Link
that man

is

my

fucking

HERO
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Posted on 09-29-06 03:24 AM, in Who would you go gay (or straight) for? Link
hmmm...i think benja's expression might be funnier than dick cheneys....


as for animals....those coy little sheep always baaaing and getting sheared to prance around in the nude...little minxes...if the doctor tells me i have cancer i might do a sheep...while on heroin...


(Last edited by venomouslobster on 09-29-06 06:30 AM)
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Posted on 09-29-06 03:36 AM, in What's stuck in your head now? Link
I have the "my hump" song...it is burning holes in my mind....i hate it so but it just wont stop playing! i think that hearing that song is the equivilent to being the catcher in a bukkake flick directed by and starring Cthulu and nine unknowable elder gods of evil and madness. (yog sossoth spoogings!)
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Posted on 09-29-06 03:42 AM, in Proud Member of Cosplay.com shows her greatest costume Link
actually that is a nigh perfect anime smile as evidenced here

[image]http://www.funtimebliss.com/content/Anime/Bebop/edward/ed3.gif[/image]
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Posted on 09-30-06 06:33 AM, in Interesting coincidences... Link
A hexagon is a six pointed polygon (think pentagon) while a hexaGRAM is a six pointed star....so yeah the star of david is a hexagram...just like ice crystals (reference to "war of the spider queen, if you get it then you recieve 10 non renewable Jayarre Points!)
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Posted on 09-30-06 06:36 AM, in Who would you go gay (or straight) for? Link
would you have sex with a convincing post-op transexual? ( a former dude/chick who looks feels smells sounds and acts female/male/whateversex YOU prefer, and has everything you look for in a woman/man ?)


would the knowledge of that persons former sexual nature deter you from said bangings?

If so....then ask yourself why....then tell us!


(Last edited by venomouslobster on 09-30-06 09:39 AM)
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Posted on 10-02-06 12:08 AM, in Disney's 'Rumoured & Upcoming' Movie List Link
if those bastards butcher the illiad i will personally rise up and slay them as the avatar of eris!
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Posted on 10-03-06 01:00 AM, in Japanese Culture Night... Not EXACTLY what I think of. Link
Wo shir Wu-Jen! wo hou ma tzu wujen...shir bu shir!....wait...wrong culture
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Posted on 10-03-06 01:49 AM, in "Stick magnetic ribbons on your SUV" Link
by the mighty shining balls of Pelor! that was amazing....
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Posted on 10-03-06 01:54 AM, in Why Japan should stay away from Superhero's Link
....what in sweet monkey jesus buttfucking christ was ....i dont even.....i have no words to describe what i ......i....i....i....


......I CAN SEE FOREVER!!!! *tears out my eyes*
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Posted on 10-03-06 02:03 AM, in My Car Is a Paperweight Link
My car died today...just up and died....it has been a long time coming...the lich car crumbles to dust, but luckily i saved the phylactery so the next car i get will be the lich car as well
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Posted on 10-03-06 11:48 PM, in Cat chases bear up a tree Link
i dunno i have met many humans ( a 120-300 pound animal that stands at an aproximate height of 6 feet, and when angered is capable of blowing up the entire world with nuclear weapons and subsists on a diet of pretty much anything) that run screaming in paroxyms of mind-bending horror at the sight of a garden spider (a 0 pound tiny bug that is cabable of eating smaller bugs and when angered will run the fuck away)


(Last edited by venomouslobster on 10-04-06 02:48 AM)
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Posted on 10-04-06 05:09 AM, in Cat chases bear up a tree Link
so did the bear, which incidently seems to be the point of my previous ramblings
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Posted on 10-04-06 05:17 AM, in Is It True? - Mariah Carey Link
i would agree but in a thread about whether or not mariah carey (a vague sort of celebrity that i was pleased to find i dont actually remember accuratly) has rubbed gold dust on herself.....i am inclined to state that "who cares" is rather a valid point...though i can see where your coming from....but seriously ...who cares? who is this woman trying to impress? personally i am not impressed, perhaps if she actually PLATED herself in gold or coated herself utterly in gold dust so that she looked like a aztec idol, maybe then i would be impressed, perhaps i would even sacrifice a virgin to her...or a goat....or a goat virgin....or a goat that has "fooled around" but claims to be a virgin anyway because it "didnt mean anything"...
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Posted on 10-04-06 05:25 AM, in Death Clock Link
i already know this stuff... i am privy to this sort of knowledge as the Avatar of the Great Lobster/Penguin
i will die on Beerday 23rd in Revenge of October. 4325 in the fourth age of The Glorious Imperial Reign of His Pompousity Emperor Jayarre the First and Only, when i fling myself into the central black hole of the milky way galaxy in an effort to be reborn as God....
(fun fact: due to a miscalculation i will infact be reborn as Dog....go figure)




(you may be unclear on some of the dates mentioned in this post, do not worry that will all be taken care of during the coming Indoctrination)


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Posted on 10-04-06 05:58 AM, in Katamari Insurance Link
Evidently Travelers insurance is providing coverage against Katamari now...

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Posted on 10-04-06 05:46 PM, in Can you find.... Link


boo ya...first link in google search

so tell me who can find a picture of Nabashin from exel saga? (pictures of me, sadly would not count...even though i AM nabashin!)
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Posted on 10-05-06 12:42 AM, in If you lost an eye... Link
glass eye, all the way...i could pop it out and scare people with my socket!
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Posted on 10-05-06 01:09 AM, in Can you find.... Link


here i am in all my radiant glory cosplaying as Badger, compleat with wineglass, and my "very fine hat" about five minutes ago....bite my ass


anywho lets see a Kimura from azumanga daioh
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Posted on 10-05-06 02:10 AM, in 89! Link
can you add a "this is spam" vote?
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