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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 07-26-06 11:30 AM, in So, why do Non-believers got to Hell? Link
Frisbeetarianism: the belief that, when you die your soul flies up to the roof of your house, and gets stuck


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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 07-26-06 11:39 AM, in Zvidurix D'fyallish, I challenge you! Link

"do your normal combatants let you stab them more often?"


*extends the rod and ten perfectly cylindrical beams shoot out of the end of the rod in an utterly precise grid pattern towards elara searing with the brightness of a noonday sun in kuala limpur. each is infused with energies of light and the elemetal plane of law, Mechanus*
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 07-28-06 01:02 PM, in Heath Ledger cast as Joker in sequel to "Batman Begins" Link
dammit...i was hoping it would be mark hamil. i loved him as the joker in all the cartoons (he has an extensive voice acting career)
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 07-28-06 01:09 PM, in The Red Button [Addicting] Link
is there really a little white button?
i must know!
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 07-28-06 01:17 PM, in So, why do Non-believers got to Hell? Link
this website kind of wraps up the whole issue in a nice neat little bag

http://www.judeochristianity.com/hell.htm

it is very informative, enjoy
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 07-29-06 10:51 AM, in The Red Button [Addicting] Link
well that takes a load off of my brain meats. anywho we should ADD a white button and by we i mean you
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 08-01-06 12:06 PM, in how hot are you? Link
* slowley caresses his air conditioning unit* i love you!.....yes in that way *hump hump hump*

it is 60 degrees in my room....with a fan on! but later it will be much much worse.

i have two batches of homebrewed beer fermenting in my closet and the heat is killing all the lovley little yeasts.....poor little yeasts....*hump hump hump* ....nobody saw that

but making the beer sour it is so hot out, and i cant keep the ac running all day so i just pointed a fan towards the fermenter
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 08-01-06 03:30 PM, in How often do you masturbate? Link
I masturbate more than any natural creature on the face of this planet should in utter defiance of the natural laws of wanghood. priests regularly come to my house, break down my door and attempt to exorcise my wang demons.....or at least that's what they say they're doing..... anywho i whack off alot and am proud of it (elara is less than proud of it but she does what she can....but she is only human....and laughing behind me....)
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 08-03-06 02:38 PM, in Interviews Link
What about me? i would like to be interviewed as well... please.
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 08-04-06 02:25 PM, in Superman Vs. Neo Link
superman would win, for he has the ultimate power: plotholes....glaring gaping plotholes through which brand new powers that even he hasnt heard of yet flow....(recently he devolved into pure energy or some crap and also got RISEN FROM THE DEAD)
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 08-07-06 01:38 AM, in Which XGF member are you? Link
count me in, if you dont mind
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 08-09-06 01:23 AM, in Behold!!! Link
every one on this board who is from long beach has read that book i believe....
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 08-14-06 02:12 AM, in Vulkar and Cairoi's Super Fun Xeogaming Award Show! Link
Best member: Rogue (because she can cause conventions to come into being with her mind)
Best newbie: he hasnt arrived yet...
Best veteran: Guardianoni (because he fought in nam....napalm man...napalm)
Best avatar: hoboconducter...because hobos shall rise and make this world a bathtub gin paradise
Best custom title: threxare blademoon (i believe he is samuel L. Jackson in disguise)
Best photo album picture: Guardianoni (because that IS whiskey in the picture....it is also a jar of his own urine....you do the math)
Most missed member: respect...he used to post alot around here but not so much any more
Most likely to conquer the world: Pockets....(he will put it in his pockets and forget he had it)
Most likely to conquer the world and then lose it: Zabuza...(he will use clever banking and computer skill to dominate the stock market but will eventually blow it all on beer and rippling asian men)
Most likely to become staff: meh
Most humorous quote(state member and phrase): ahhh what do you know from funny ya damn kids ....always wid da rap music and the big pants
Most likely to have a succesful carreer: Zabuza...he already HAS one
Most likely to get hit by a car: benja
Most likely to get hit by a parked car: whiterose.. (guardian oni is also the most likely to launch a parked car into the air so this makes sense)
Nicest: Elara
Most diabolical: Pockets or Guardianoni (never ever get these people pissed at you: see "scott tenorman must die" episode of south park and you may get some idea of what i am speaking of)
Craziest: Elara...she has the lack of common sense required to date me
Most likely to be framed for destroying the board: (i am not going to touch this with a ten foot pole)
Best debater: Threxare (" say what again, I dare ya i double dare ya muthafucka!!!!")
Most liberal: elara
Most conservative: vulkar
Most religious: vulkar
Best simbattler:simbattling is dumb
Worst simbattler: simbattling is still dumb
Best roleplayer:....wait...where are the D20? i am confused
Most caring: PocMakWhiterOniAra....or as i like to call him/her/squid: the Voltron of love
Least caring: Ham
Best grammar: ....also Ham
Cutest male: Drizzt
Cutest female: ELARA (mwa)
Cutest Kraken: angelbayb49 (KRAKEN! KRAKEN!!! KRAKEN!!! KRAKEN!!!)
Best Artist: um.....no
Most Otaku: zabuza
Best Techie: what for am buttons do?
Best programmer: stupid buttons...
Most obedient: elara....heh heh heh (ow stop hitting me i was kidding!!)
Most unique: um...ham
Most dramatic: threxare blademoon....you diva you!
Most emo:but...i cant vote for banned people....oh well

Staff awards:

Best Admin: ROGUE
Best full mod:Elara
Best local mod: katana Threxare
Best staff member: Elara, because she is behind me in a room filled with pointy things
Most valuable staff member: Darkslaya
Most abusive staff member: The french
Most Likely to be promoted: ham
Staff member who does the least: the french (we surrender!)
Staff member who reacts quickest: Kaijin
Staff member who does the most for the board(excluding Xeo) KRAKEN
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 08-14-06 03:27 AM, in Smoking!?!? Link
I roll my own cigarettes, i do it well and enjoy the experiance of opening a fresh pouch of tobacco, releasing a small but palpable burst of aroma from the soft moist tobacco within. I like the crisp sound the paper makes as i remove a leaf. I like the texture of the tobacco as i gently comb and pull it, adjusting it gently on the sheaf of rolling paper, then artfully rolling it into a perfect fluted, coned cylinder, then lovingly drawing my tongue acros the seal to close the cigarette. I like the anticpation as i light the match, then the fullfillment of that desire as the cigarette catches. When i pull the rich heady smoke into my lungs i cannot help but smile, and when i exhale i watch the smoke shaping the ambient air currents like a sculptor reveals a hidden bust in a block of marble. oh yeah and rolling your own cigarettes is really really cheap

....needless to say i am quitting because it is FUCKING BAD FOR ME!!!....


(Last edited by venomouslobster on 08-14-06 06:29 AM)
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 08-14-06 03:42 AM, in "The pursuit of happiness" and moral relativism Link
Pursuit of contentment
pursuit of acceptance
pusuit of equinamity

pusuit of happiness is inherantly flawed because nobody can be happy all the time, and if they are then they should give me whatever it is that they are injecting into their eyelids.
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Posted on 08-14-06 03:44 AM, in Waaaaaaaaait a minute Link
attached to the side of the lander
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 08-14-06 08:32 PM, in Pirate quiz Link


My pirate name is:


Mad Harry Read



Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 08-19-06 01:07 AM, in 1st Annual XGF Story Competition! Link
never ever ever call me venlob again, thank you and congradulations, you deserve it
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 08-19-06 01:17 AM, in NSA eavesdropping program ruled unconstitutional Link
my friend fulya has been wiretapped ever since she came to this country (she is turkish)

after you say "bombs" "Al qaeda" "explosive" "Democrat" or "sedition" you can hear an audible click on the phone and another exactly two minutes after...it was trippy
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