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venomouslobster Scarfy          Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| IT IS OFFICIAL i am am getting a licence to marry people soon!!! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| hoorah! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE
One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said YES? "O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!" WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL. "I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe." WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? "But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it." OH. WELL, THEN STOP. At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfather stranded alone with his species. |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| i already read the faq all of it.....wait ....there is a door?...well...i guess there was...HEY MY LOLLIES!!! ...that was....brusque to say the least (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-04-05 08:28 PM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| it is true that you can make it up, however these are all exerpts from the Principia Discordia where you may read online here http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| um...what? wow....wait are you being sarcastic? well anywho let me address your ...questions...if you are serious (but i will if you arent serious)
Firstly: i am grown up Secondly: there are no punishments, unless you feel you need some sort of punishment for whatever you like...you see there ARE NO RULES Thirdly: it has no affiliation with wiccanism or paganism....unless the respective discordian society member would want it to....and wiccan doesnt have a "k" in it... Fourthly: discordianism has an enourmous following and has been gaining popularity since the sixties... fifthly: for all i know it is popular among hackers and goths, but i would hope that an enlightened erisian would be beyond labeling themselves...unless they found it wryly amusing to do so (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-04-05 10:07 PM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| sure of course ....all are welcome on my roof of glory but first ....do i know you? | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| no what i mean, my good man, is that if i know her in real life or indeed anyone on this board and she is in the long beach area i encourage her to actually turn up tomorrow at around 4 | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| I want mine inside one of those bouncy houses (that kids parties sometimes have) filled with hydrogen and the ceremony will take place as the bouncy house is being dropped from a helicopter 555 yards over hollywood/highland train station and once we reach 230 feet we would all jump out and parachute down as the bouncy house is automaticly ignited and explodes in a giant fireball with confetti and melted bounce house raining down to announce our union...*sigh*...guess i am just an old fashioned hopless romantic.... | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| coffee coffee coffee
costa rican coffee, black! hot as hell dark as night and sweet as sin. coffee is the very reason i am up at four in the morning with you all right now "i like my women like my coffee.....ground up and in the freezer" |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| HOORAY!!!!!!!! it was the first fives event and I think i woke up the neighborhood with my shouting!!!!and now fifty five fives! 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555
praise eris hail emperor norton (he no dead) Kallisti!!! and to all you grayfaced naysayers: *assumes akimbo stance like a sumo wrestler and waves his arms as though he was feeling up a sexy giantess, and scuttles around in a crablike sideways motion yelling "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE"* (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-05-05 08:25 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| *stands on the soap box and rants endlessly about the fives event (it happened a few minutes ago) and the coming doom and the Hodge and the Podge and my total lack of gas money* | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| coffee is a psychotropic drug, the most popular drug of its kind on the planet. | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| i knew the end was near.....unless something drastic was done all life as we know it would cease to exist.....all creation would fade to nothing at 5:05 in the afternoon.....the only one who stood against the tide of doom was one man.....the last great hope of humanity and indeed all existance ....he stood in the courtyard of a nondescript community college...and at the crack of five o' five o'clock he preformed a curse dangerous to attempt and shocking to witness....the ancient and revered charm against evil and certain doom known to discordians as the "turkey curse" he raised his mighty hands into the air and waved them around, scuttling back and forth screaming "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for a full minute! at his full volume!! staving back the forces of order and greyface which threatened to lay this planet low!!!! and thus was the world saved again by: JAYARRE....GRAND PSYCHOPOMP!!!!!!!! *flourishes cape* ....but then campus police came and he beat a hasty exit | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| there once was a duke from Milan
who wrote poems that didnt quite scan when people asked why he'd simply reply I just like to fit as many words into the last line as i possibly can! |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| gary coleman
probably just my friends cody and pockets, i mean i am hung up over a girl in a bad way but that will pass and my friends will still be there...making snide comments (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-06-05 06:28 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| as i see it the main problem with life is other people, and there are only two ways to remove that problem A: kill yourself, which is the way of the coward B:kill everyone else in the whole world, which isnt as cowardly but it does have rather nasty consequences if you fail
personally, consequences aside i would go on a maniacal killing spree, but dont worry folks that would only happen if i had an inoperable tumor or some other fatal illness... .....*cough* (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-06-05 06:37 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| the very act of orginizing a club would be retroactive to the whole point of discord.... | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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actually benja, most doctors agree nowadays that it is infact very healthy, in fact it has become common practice for surgeons to do it before they operate so their hands dont shake if i didnt whack off with some regularity i can honestly say i would be the worlds most irritating person...infact my personality can be accuratly gauged by how often i am laid Phase 1: In a steady healthy happy highly sexually fullfilling relationship= Jayarre is pleasant to be around, cheerful, clear headed, and sober, though he does grin stupidly often. Phase 2: In an unhealthy relationship but at least "getting some"= Jayare is mostly happy, friendly, and a little paranoid and quick to frighten Phase 3: Recently broken off relationship, has to "fend for himself"= Sarcastic bitter, but pretty funny, quick to drink/smoke/do self destructive activities Phase 4: for what ever reason hasnt had the opportunity to "fend for himself" in weeks= run away from jayarre....if he looks at you for more than 1 minute he is considering humping your leg.... Phase 5: no orgasm for months make homer go something something...= it is too late to run from jayarre....he now has a freezer in the basement filled with dead hookers and sodomized puppies ..... (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-06-05 10:11 PM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6117 days Last activity: 5366 days |
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| Televangelist
You are 54% Irrational, 85% Extroverted, 12% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant. As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. |
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