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Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

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Posted on 03-18-05 02:38 PM, in Hello there Link
I'm a brave adventurer who will be checking in here,
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
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Posted on 03-18-05 02:41 PM, in What will you name your kids? Link
It is my deeply held belief that anyone who would name their child after a video game/anime character/mythological figure/obscure religious figure/element should be disemboweled with a dull, rusty butter knife. Let's think of the children, people!
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
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Posted on 03-18-05 02:43 PM, in English Link
The literary, grammatical, and spelling state of this country is going to hell in a handbasket. People who were forcibly brought up having to learn this stuff, with little room to screw it up, are dropping like flies, while those growing up now completely disregard it and end up looking like idiots.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
Last activity: 6209 days
Posted on 03-18-05 02:49 PM, in Ask a Stupid Question... Link
Damn, I thought this was going to be something about stupid answers. After all, that is what you get when you ask a stupid question.

On a scale of one to ten, one being very intelligent and 10 being very stupid, you get

A TWELVE JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING!?
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
Last activity: 6209 days
Posted on 03-18-05 02:55 PM, in Sexual Preferences Link
What I love is when some whiny emo kid decides, even though he has never had any sexual feelings for guys, isn't right now, and probably never will, that he is bisexual. Bam! He's cool! He's denagerous! He's susceptible to even more emotions! It's the magic goto for the skinny emo kid who is falling out of favor with those around him and wants to be loooved again.

Me? I'm straight.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
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Posted on 03-18-05 02:57 PM, in Tomato's ... veggie or fruit? Link
The tomato is a food with seeds which are encased in a pulp. THat is a fruit if I've ever heard of one.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
Last activity: 6209 days
Posted on 03-18-05 08:13 PM, in Was the Moon landing a fake? Link
People like to discredit stuff that sounds silly.

"The moon? Whar, that's summat like.....a bazillion miles away! Ah don't care if you've got the beiggest rockets ever, you couldn't possibly get up there!"

Well, I don'ts ee any good resons not to believe. Besides, the whole thing kind of seems stupid anyway. I'd rather debate something a bit more important.

They say space is the final frontier, but that's bullshit. There's so much we don't know about our own planet, especially underwater.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
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Posted on 03-18-05 08:20 PM, in I am proud of myself (a bad habit) Link
I recently stopped biting my nails. I just sit on my hands whenever I start. It's really hard. Not to mention having longer nails when I've been so accustomed to super short ones can make some things more difficult.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
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Posted on 03-18-05 09:06 PM, in Patrick Menthol Link
Age: 27
Height: 6'1"
Eyes: Brownish green
Hair: Black and medium length
Build- not muscular, but not twiglike either. He is lanky without being a reed.

American, caucasian male

Patrick Menthol is a reasonable, down to Earth guy who is always finding himself in unpleasant situations. Multiple battles against annoying, flying guys who shoot light from their hands has left him with incredible magical defense.

"It's mostly mental," he says when asked. "I don't believe in that spirit of the wind, blood rage, battle fury magic crap, and it rarely affects me."

EDIT: For the slow, Pat Menthol has ridiculously high magic defense. Like, really really good.

He travle slight, with a pair of black dress pants and some nice, comfy shoes. Above the wasit, he sports a comfortable white button down shirt and a black jacket for chilly weather. He also carries an excellent par of sunglasses in case he needs to protect his wonderful eyes form the sun or avoid being recognized.

A life of unexpected danger has tought Patrick to always expect the unexpected, so he carris his trusty revolver and sometimes a small knife with him everywhere he goes. In a situation that may be especially bad, he could even wear chest armor plating.

Patrick Menthol is very good at driving almost anything that can get him places, like a plane, boat, or car. He does not know, however, how to fly a space shuttle. He is very smart and very inventive. His intuition and inventiveness ar eusually what get him out of a jam.

Patrick, or Pat as he prefers some call him, is as resilient as a normal human to most things, except magic, like I already said. He is agile, but he can't exactly dodge bullets.
He is surprisingly strong though, and renowned for his accuracy and strength with the knife and gun.

As for magical powers, uh... well, he has the magical pwoer to keep fighting in other simbattles even after he's been killed in an earlier one. And I guess he can tel when people are around him or something.

That's about it.


(Last edited by Pat Meth on 04-04-05 02:04 PM)
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
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Posted on 03-18-05 09:08 PM, in Funerals.. Death. Bleh! Link
I am a cold hearted bastard and have been to multiple funerals without dropping a tear. Granted, these people wren't my uncles, but still I'm relieved I haven't gone through that kind of pain yet.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
Last activity: 6209 days
Posted on 03-18-05 09:13 PM, in rumble in the most disgusting place I could think of Link
Normal sim battle rules, and don't change the setting.

Patrick Menthol steps quietly into the meat packing warehouse, unbottoning his jacket. Cow carcasses hang from hooks all over, and the dingy room is dominated by two huge vats of some acidic and foul smelling substance. Thesse high vats are acessed from a catwalk which stretches along one side of the room and is accessd on either end by a ladder, one of which Pat is climbing now. He gets to the top. Various wicked machines and tools also fill the room.

Pat sighs. "I know you're in here somewhere," he says, "Please just come out so we can get this ordeal over with. I don't like this room."

Someone show up!
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
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Posted on 03-19-05 08:23 AM, in Favorite Late-Night Talk Show Link
I can't stand any of these guys. None of them are funny, all of them are hideous, and they never have guests I like.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
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Posted on 03-19-05 08:25 AM, in The Past Link
I can usually get over lost "loves" in two or three weeks, which makes me think that maybe I still haven't experienced true love. Then again, I am not a terribly emotional person, so maybe I have and am just a cold, loveless person.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
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Posted on 03-19-05 08:30 AM, in Sexual Preferences Link
Originally posted by Zabuza
My coworkers have gotten past the sexuality issue because there was never an issue to begin with. They had questions, I had answers.


Wow, you're like the gay Radio Shack. That was a very worldly and nice thign you said in your post, Zabuza, but next time you may want to click the preview button so you can proofread your post for corniness.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
Last activity: 6209 days
Posted on 03-19-05 11:05 AM, in Sexual Preferences Link
What I'm talking about is exactly what I said. It's a very nice idea, all people people, quality, etc etc. However, it's hard to come up with a plan like that and not make it sound corny. Oh, and Radio Shack's motto is "You've got questions, we've got answers." And believe me, I have no worries about how people are going to take what I say. Cool yer jets.


(Last edited by Pat Meth on 03-19-05 02:06 PM)
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
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Posted on 03-20-05 07:35 AM, in rumble in the most disgusting place I could think of Link
Pat rolled his eyes.

"What are you going to do? Batter me with run on sentences?"

Pat had seen enough demon helspawn jobbies like this to know that this dude was probably full of himself. There was a certain procedure he could go through to deal with them.

He leapt off the side of the catwalk and grabbed onto a chain. The chain rattled and lowered him to the ground while it jerked a bloody, smelly cow carcass up to where he formerly was.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
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Posted on 03-20-05 03:40 PM, in rumble in the most disgusting place I could think of Link
Unfortunately, since Pat was DOWN and Leon was UP, thus being ABOVE him, it was physically impossible to aim a kick at his chest. His head, however.

Anyway, Pat had axpected to be pursued and easily ran out of the way. He spun around and fired a shot at Leon, since Leon didn't really have room to dodge.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
Last activity: 6209 days
Posted on 03-20-05 07:13 PM, in rumble in the most disgusting place I could think of Link
Four attacks with the speed of one... sounds fast, but individually weak.

Pat grunted as the tip of the blade on the first attack knocked into his armored chest plate. He was knocked back far enough to evade the other three. Stopping for a second to look under his coat, he saw a large dent in the metal. Dammit, this thing was going to be uncomfortable...but he would keep it on.

Looking above him, Pat saw a chain dangling from the ceiling. He quickly jerked down on it, tearing it off of its pulley. Luckily, it wasn't super long. He defty rolled to the side so he was a yard or two from Leon, then whipped the chain out, aiming right at Leon's ankles.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
Last activity: 6209 days
Posted on 03-20-05 07:52 PM, in rumble in the most disgusting place I could think of Link
The sword whistled past Pat's ear, ludging in the wall behind him. He grabbed it, trying to jerk it out of the wood, but when he saw Leon charging at him he knew he didn't have the time to try and pull the sword out. He had barely enough time to jump out of the way of the slash, and ducked behind a small vat for a moment of rest.

Pat then saw the hook hanging from a chain next to him, and had a crafty idea. He took the chain and looped it around and through the hook, making sure it wouldn't slip off. He jerked the lever next to him and the hook started pulling rapidly upwards, with the chain attached to it, and the other end of the chain wrapped tightly around Leon's wrist.

IT was only a few seconds before the chain went taught, and then Leon would be in for a fun time...if the chain didn't just pull his arm out of the socket.
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

Since last post: 6214 days
Last activity: 6209 days
Posted on 03-20-05 07:53 PM, in Sushi! Link
I like sushi, but my favorite kind is the fillets of eel, tuna, shrimp, salmon, etc over a ball of rice. Damn that's tasty.
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