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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
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Posted on 02-28-05 06:37 PM, in ChaoticDeath: Lost in Chaos Link
The Chaotic Death: War of Massacres

Prologue

The enemies have wiped out the outer defenses, slaughtering all in their paths. Yet, their actions are justified, each forceful swipe of their sword an act of vengeance for their own dead kindred. We barely managed to hide the women and children amongst the tall mountains several leagues behind the defenses. Daylight is arriving swiftly and without delay. Now, we may finally have a chance. We are down to only ten strong troops, each containing only twenty men. They are a massive swarm of one thousand. Our king has fled to safety. That is most relieving news. We have just enough rations to last for two more days. And even that may not suffice for my soldiers grow weary and tired.

Our armor is growing thin. Our swords are dulling. Our spirits and will is fading. My men want to run and return to the comforts of their wives. But they trust me. They place their lives upon the heavy burden on my shoulders. And now, before the birds can wake up and sing their songs, and before the petal of flowers slowly open to reveal the pistil, we stand. We see our enemies, the glints of their new swords and shields, the scowls upon their faces. They are well fed. They are well armed. They are in high spirits.

We are a mere two hundred poorly armed soldiers forced to fight against an entire army of one thousand. Our two archer units can keep them at bay for only so long for our enemy relies on the tactic of rush and charge. They won’t bother to slow down when the arrows begin to rain upon them. They are willing to sacrifice lives in order to get to us.
I can hear my soldiers nervously shaking in their now rusted armors. They are scared. The only thing that prevents the sword from falling from their hands is me. I did not ask them to stay. It was their preference. Slowly, one of them held up the coat of arms of our nation. It was torn and tattered in many places, stained by mud and blood. We would fight to the death.

It is now up to us. But though they are nervous, a stain of confidence runs through their blood. They volunteered to stay with me because of who I am. I am a High Knight, the second greatest class and title achievable by any soldier in my kingdom. Though I am young, I have devoted my life to perfect my abilities. I am not here by accident nor am I here because I was merely a backup in case the outer defenses would fall.

No. My king placed me here because he knew the outer defenses would fall. He placed me here deliberately with two hundred strong men because he knew it was more than enough. And though one thousand men march ahead of me, I fear not of my own life but for my troops. But they trust me completely. And behold, the archers slowly raise their bows, fitting their arrows against the sinew strings. They fight because I am here.
My king gave me two hundred men. I only need five. I am a soldier, a warrior, a knight. I am loyal to my king. I have no superiors but him. I am loyal to my men. They are my family. And this is why I stand here. I have no more but a sword in my hand and chain mail over my torso. My king placed me here because he knew something that the enemy did not. He placed me here because I was their best. He placed me here because he knew I was the only person capable of slaughtering them all. There is a saying in my kingdom. It says, “For every action, there is punishment.” I am their chastisement. Once, they have given me the name of Passing Angel. But that is not my true name. My name is Sparda, and I will show not a single ounce of mercy.

Chapter 1: Upon the Plains of Poena

“Lo! Arrives thus the enemy several leagues ahead.” the soldier cried. Slowly, the mighty star that gave life arose from the far east, giving off its great rays of warmth. The glow it provided revealed the long line of men, standing in a perfect line. They were two hundred strong, armed with rusting armor and dulled swords. Yet, one of them did not stand in unison within the line; rather he stood one step ahead of him at the very center of the great wall of soldiers.

Though his attire was somewhat different from that of his soldiers, one could easily tell that they were of the same army. The rusting chain mail covering his torso and the leg guards covering his leg in entirety suggested that he was perhaps of a higher rank, though they were of poor quality. It seemed amazing that a leader would even consider sending such poor equipment to his troops when they would be greatly outnumbered by an army greater than they.

Ahead of them, several leagues away, was a great river of soldiers. They were a fearsome army, armed to the teeth with massive shields, long spears, sharp swords, well conditioned armor, arm guards, and leg guards. A few amongst the rankings blew small war horns that gave out strong dragon-like roars that made them a very intimidating force. They marched in unison, stomping on top of the plains creating a thump thump sound which grew louder and louder as they drew nearer.

The long line of two hundred men seemed to quiver with fear as they saw what they saw their opposition. It almost seemed that they would drop their weapons at any given second and run back to their homes. But they did not. It seemed that the lone man standing ahead of the line was the string that held the bundle of twigs together. He was a tall soldier with sharp features for someone in the army. He had wild, long, black hair that would have easily covered his eyes had they been combed down properly. But instead, his hair was fashioned into what seemed to be a rogue’s haircut, sticking out in all directions save a few strands which fell over his face.

Gripped tightly in his hand was a long decently sized bastard sword that seemed to be the only good conditioned item amongst the entire force. It was lowered, its sharp tip pointing to the grassy ground. The thin chain mail he wore over his very light, tan skin bore a strange coat of arms that seemed to be composted of a half shield, a sword, and an arrow. His dark brown eyes showed not an ounce of fear as they glared straight ahead at the massive swarm that he was sent to disperse. He was breathing steadily though it could be seen that he too was a bit nervous. But his expression remained as it had been before, one of formality and cause. His soldiers seemed to try and imitate their leader but producing results not quite up to par.
Now, the massive swarm drew nearer, their dark red armor drawing closer like a river of blood. The leader of the line could see the faces of the front line soldiers: the spear men. They were all scowling with occasionally a few of them showing a sinister grin. They were all well fed and well armed, given the best of supplies that were offered. Another horn sounded off again. It was almost time.

One of the soldiers behind the man stepped forward and leaned close to whisper something into his ear. “Sir Sparda…is this the end?” The man identified as Sparda closed his eyes as if contemplating such a delicate question. He slowly opened his somewhat dry lips to reply, “No comrade. It is far from the end.” He seemed satisfied by this answer for a small smile of relief appeared on his face. “Sound the horn. Ready the archers.” Sparda commanded with a soft tone. The soldier nodded and dashed back to the line, retrieving a horn from a pouch that was tied to his waist. With one great blow, the roar of the horn sounded throughout the plains, causing the massive red army to stop. The archers, scattered amongst the line, raised their bows and began fitting the arrows against the hard oak wood and sinew strings.

Sir Sparda slowly opened his brown eyes again. He turned around to face his men, his expression one of sadness but fortitude. “We are an army of two hundred sturdy and capable warriors. Yet, they are an even greater army of one thousand well armed. If you wish to leave, then you may go. I will not condemn or punish you in any way.” The soldiers turned to look at their leader but made no attempt to leave. He nodded, as if thanking his comrades before continuing. “Today is not like any other war day. Because today, it is not about some other troop of soldiers fighting under the banner of your great king. Today, it will be you who shall lift up the weapon and fight for the kingdom!”

This raised the men’s spirits as they raised their swords up high, screaming in unison, “To Victory!!” “Some of us may die. Not all of us will return to our wives and maidens. But remember this comrade! If you are to die on this faithful day, let it be in the service of your offspring and your empire!” he cried with even greater ferociousness. He now raised his bastard sword high into the air, its tip pointing to the dark blue sky which slowly grew clearer and clearer. “Today, we charge to victory, honor, and death!!”

As if this provoked the opposing army, they suddenly dashed forward, sounds of horns blasting from amongst the ranks. Several perfect lines of armed men dashed to the fore as the rest of the multitude followed in assigned groups based on weapon. Yet, even as this occurred, Sparda’s warriors raised their weapons in response to his words before they, as well as Sparda himself, charged forward to meet the enemy head on. Only ten men stayed behind with bows and arrows in their hands. In unanimity, they fired off a grand volley, shooting three arrows at once so that thirty great timber arrows rained downward upon the crimson armored foe.

Though several men instantly fell from this volley, they continued to charge relentlessly towards to the now advancing opposition led by their leader who ran ahead of them. Arrows from the black mass were unleashed from the back lines, instantly slaughtering twenty men before they could swing their swords once. Nevertheless, Sparda charged ahead of them, being the first to strike the blow against one of the front spear men. The impact of the two armies was like a wave crashing against a rock during the mid of night.

The clashing of the steel swords rung throughout the battlefield as once brave living soldiers fell to their graves upon the soft grassy earth. Sir Sparda and his men became like undomesticated animals, not showing any mercy to the enemy as they swung their swords with skills while the archers continued their volleys of arrows. It was soon apparent that Sparda, as the leader, was the most skilled amongst them all. Holding the bastard steel with just his right hand, he swung his sword from left to right, up and down swiftly and gracefully, allowing its sharp cutting edge to hack through the tough breastplate of the crimson army. One by one, the front javelin men fell to the shadows. Though his men had contributed to the first wave of triumph, it was now very obvious why the king had sent only one of Sparda’s ranks to such a battle: all he needed was Sparda.

This quick victory of the front lines caused the rest of the ranks to stop and observe like a group of innocent children crowding over a small baby bird. They had underestimated their enemy but such a blunder would not be repeated again. Sparda’s soldiers rejoiced and raised their swords into the air, joyful that they were still breathing and basking in life. But this celebration was cut short when they saw the entirety of the crimson soldiers charging forward, ready to wipe them out with one passing. Sparda bit his bottom lip as he stood there, knowing that a victory like before was highly unlikely. “This is it…”
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

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Posted on 02-28-05 07:56 PM, in Hellsing Season One and Hellsing: Psalm of Darkness Link
Yes, Hellsing. A very very cool anime about a badass vampire who kills other vampires named Alucard. I mean, everything about this anime screams cool from Alucard's immortal abilities to his gunslinging skills. And Seras Victoria is one helluva sidekick for him too...with that Halconnoen Cannon.

Basically, Alucard and Seras Victoria work for an organization known as Hellsing which is dedicated to ridding England of the undead. It has become a popular anime as well as manga.
With the first season of Hellsing ending a long time ago, many are anxious for the second season which will be called Hellsing: Psalm of Darkness.

From what I can tell from the Mangas and previews, Hellsing: Psalm of Darkness will deal with the Nazi's and their old schemes of using the undead in war.
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
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Posted on 02-28-05 08:01 PM, in What do you look for in a game? Link
The question is quite simple. What compels you to buy a game? Is it the graphics? Storyline? Characters? Character development? Etc?

Personally, I'm not a very demanding person when it comes to graphics and music. Those are simply icing on the cake. What I want is a real good cake though.

Storyline, gameplay, controls, and sometimes characters influence me when buying games. I want a good game with solid controls, fun gameplay as well as a storyline to keep me going. Characters are an added plus.

Some examples:

Final Fantasy:
Very solid storyline, many plot twists
Good RPG Gameplay, though a bit linear
Solid Controls
A lot of Character Development

Halo:
Mediocre Storyline
Very solid FPS gameplay
Solid Controls
Not a whole lot of Character Development

Devil May Cry:
Mediocre Storyline
Very Solid and VERY addicting action gameplay
Very Solid Controls
Hardly any character development

I am often willing to look past some flaws of a game when it offers something even greater to an extent. For example, Devil May Cry did not offer a very good story or character development. But it sure as heck had one of the COOLEST characters ever (Dante) as well as one of the fastest, addicting, and overall fun gameplay system with blazing guns and sword swinging.

So what motivates you to buy a certain game?
BBQMissile

ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

Since last post: 4733 days
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Posted on 02-28-05 08:03 PM, in Led Zeppelin Link
As many of you know, Led Zeppelin was one AWESOME band...and a unique one at that. Though I never knew until recently that they disbanded in the 80's due to the death of their...erm..drummer (?), I still respect them greatly as one of the better rock bands in history, if not one of the best.

Their songs can be pretty powerful and just plain old awesome. Stairway to Heaven as well as Kashmir are absolute masterpieces. It took me a while to get used to the lead singer's voice however, but it quickly grew on me.

Comments on this legendary band?
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

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Posted on 02-28-05 08:33 PM, in Snow....damnit... Link
Any news on exactly how high the snow level shall reach? There have been rumors that it may possibly get up to 10 inches (oh dear god no). But the scary thing is, my school would still be opened...even with 10 inches of snow. OH dear god...

Thank god the Dean of my school persuaded the principal to close school tomorrow. Or else I wouldn't be a very happy camper.
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

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Posted on 02-28-05 08:36 PM, in How many posts and what percent of them you are. Link
779 (3.96 per day) -- Projected date for 5000 posts: 01-30-08 08:42 AM
186.36% of Total Posts

Yeah, well i'm going to try my very best to become as active as possible to give XGF some life. So you can expect the percentage to get higher.
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

Since last post: 4733 days
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Posted on 02-28-05 08:44 PM, in The Ultimate Riddle Challenge! Link
The rules are simple. Simply answer the riddle correctly. If you do so, you will get a point. First person to reach 50 points wins. YEah, I held this like a year ago on several other boards. So I'm bringing it here.

By the way, it's no fun if you just search for the answers on the net. And it'd just mean you're too lame to play anyways. ^_~

Anyways, every question will equal one point unless stated otherwise. Ready? Let's go.

First Question:

A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?
BBQMissile

ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

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Posted on 02-28-05 08:49 PM, in What you cant stand Link
I can't stand people who act superior to others in all aspects and are ignorant to what everyone else says.
I can't stand adults who feel that because they are older, they do not need to respect what people younger than they are have to say.
I can't stand snow...goddamnit!! The snow is evil!! It prolongs your commute and...er..kills people!
Oh, and I also can't stand computer errors and video game glitches.
BBQMissile

ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

Since last post: 4733 days
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Posted on 02-28-05 08:55 PM, in Hobbies Link
My hobbies? I have...er...quite afew.

Aside from posting at this message board, I enjoy reading, especially fantasy books such as Lord of the Rings. I've been wanting to get the Silmarillion but I haven't gotten the chance. I also enjoy reading about Mythology. The tales of the gods and goddesses intrigue me greatly. I have just finished reading the Odyssey, and I must say, it is really quite a read!
I enjoy surfing the net and watching flash as well as playing games and downloading Misc. stuff. I visit ebaulmsword and newgrounds almost everyday to see what new flash games and movies they have to offer. I also occasionally play some computer games such as Half Life 2.
Next comes Video Games which I thoroughly enjoy but hardly get the chance to do. I own a PS2 and an Xbox. When I do get that rare chance, I play whatever I want to. For example, I just started GTAIII all over again on my PS2.
Next hobby...building stuff. Yeah, my dad has told me many times that I should look into engineering when I grow up. I have this unusual fascination for building lots of stuff. When I was young, I would build these insane models out of legos. Now, I work on more sophisticated stuff (time allowing).
Other hobbies...let's see...

Chatting with friends on instant messagers and have crazy rants about random stuff.
Hanging out with friends. You just can't go wrong there.
Watching movies. I have a passion for movies and I can really get into it as well as relate to them..if they are good. I'm a very very tough movie critic but that doesn't mean that I actually enjoy watching some movies that are considered "mediocre".

That's it from me for now.
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
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Posted on 02-28-05 08:59 PM, in What Evangelion Character Are You? Link
Which Evangelion character are you?

Nice.
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

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Posted on 02-28-05 09:00 PM, in DPR: March ... A New Beginning Link
Here are the results for today:
Daily Post Ranking -
february 28
Total number of posts: 426
Daily Point Standings
#UserPostsOld Rank
1.Sparda30
X Marks the Spot30
3.Xeogred (A)25
4.Lord DarkSlaya (A)24
5.Spartan21
6.TheDaftPunk20
7.Zabuza18
WhiteRose18
9.DarkKnight16
Kaijin (A)16
#NamePoints
1.Sparda10
X Marks the Spot10
3.Xeogred (A)8
4.Lord DarkSlaya (A)7
5.Spartan6
6.TheDaftPunk5
7.Zabuza4
WhiteRose4
9.DarkKnight2
Kaijin (A)2



(Last edited by Lord DarkSlaya on 03-01-05 01:05 PM)
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

Since last post: 4733 days
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Posted on 02-28-05 09:06 PM, in The PlayStation Portable (PSP) Link
As you know, the PSP will be hitting US shores pretty soon. And I was wondering, what are your opinions on this new competition for the Nintendo DS? Personally, I feel that the NIntendo DS was a complete and totally failure. Oh wow, I added another screen!!! w00+!

Then again, the extra screen didn't help THAT much. Here you have the PSP now. Sure, you have a battery life of approximately 2 hours. But tell me something...are you honestly going to play the PSP for 2 hours non stop? I dont' think so...(that is unless you want to go blind).

Now honestly, the PSP may not be out yet, but I believe that it towers over the competition. With PSX graphics and some very well known titles being transfered to the PSP such as Dynasty Warriors, Devil May Cry, and GTA as well as movies such as FFVII Advent Children, I believe that the PSP will be THE handheld system of this year.
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

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Posted on 03-01-05 06:35 AM, in The Ultimate Riddle Challenge! Link
A simple "He is lying" would have been enough.

X Marks the Spot- 1 point

Next question:

A man has 9 children, half of them are girls. How is this possible?
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

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Posted on 03-01-05 06:38 AM, in The End of All Days Link
Fate
~~~


Suddenly, the wind began to pick up as if some strange force was guiding it. The wind was incredibly strong but it seemed to not effect anything it touched except for the trees. The trees shook mightly, their leaves beginning to fall off. Slowly, as if some divine force was creating it with care, the wind took the leaves and seemed to form a path with them, out of the forest and to a strange nearby town which seemingly was not occupied by anyone at all.
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

Since last post: 4733 days
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Posted on 03-01-05 06:46 AM, in Half Life 2 Link
Who has seen or played this incredible FPS for the PC? Being the sequel the the original Half Life, HL2 takes everything a step further...graphics, sounds, the gampelay. Everything is done incredibly smooth. There may not be as many weapons as the first game, but heck, the ones they give you are sure as hell fun to play with. A favorite is the pulse rifle which has an alternate fire that unleashes a powerful core generator that can kill the enemy upon contact.

The graphics, of course, are nothing short of splendid from the areas you explore, to the monsters you face, to the facial expressions of the people you meet. Everything is done realistically. And the physics...oh dear god, the physics are just insane! You place a can on the edge of a garbage can. Depending on how far it is on the edge ,it can either fall out, fall into the can, or just stay there. Wow.

Of course, what's a FPS with all those fancy stuff if the main dish isn't very satisfying? of course, the gameplay is still great, as it was in the first one. The controls are really simple and you never feel cheated out of the action. However, vehicle controls do feel a bit chunk, but you get used to it.

Many of you people rant on and on about how Halo 2 is the 'most amazing' FPS ever. I guarantee you, HL2 is better. Heck, the ending was even better too.
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

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Posted on 03-01-05 06:51 AM, in The Movie Trivia Challenge Link
Much like my Ultimate Riddle Challenge, I'm bringing back my Movie Trivia Challenge...the one I started on the old MoD. The rules are simple. Answer the question correctly to get a point. I will decide later on in the game about the when a person wins.

Anyways, the trivia will not only consist of questions, but also pictures that have you trying to figure out what movie it is. Ready? Let's go.

The first question:

What was the technique "Kiddo" used on Bill at the end of Kill Bill 2?
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

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Posted on 03-01-05 07:07 AM, in The Movie Trivia Challenge Link
Indeed. The Five Finger Exploding Palm Technique, one of the most ridiculous techniques to ever grace movies. "OMG, my heart will blow up after 5 steps!!!"

Rogue- 1 point

Next question:

This movie was based on a popular book written by a woman. In the end, one of these young men die a tragic death. Tom Cruis and Patrick Swyaze (sp?) starred in this movie. What is it?

BBQMissile

ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

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Posted on 03-01-05 07:17 AM, in Post your favorite Weapon Link
Another awesome weapon was the Pulse Rifle found in Half Life 2. It was an automatic rifle that fired off pulse rounds and had an amazing secondary fire which unleashed a core generator that could kill anything upon contact. And the fact that the core generator ricocheted off of walls made it easy to kill several people at once.

Other favorites include melee weapons such as...

Long swords
Bastard swords
Katanas
Pole (as in wooden fighting poles)
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ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
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Posted on 03-01-05 08:14 AM, in The Movie Trivia Challenge Link
Rogue- 2 points

Next question-

Who is this man? What movie does he originate from? And who was his voice actor?

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ChaoticDeath









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From: New York

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Posted on 03-01-05 08:18 AM, in Constantine Link
I felt that the movie Constantine's depiction of Lucifer is one of the best I have ever seen. I mean c'mon. The guy's insane and evil, but you just see him as insane.

Constantine: "You know your son plans on ruling this world, right?" (or something to that effect

Lucifer: "Oh come now. Boys will be boys."

I felt that Reeves brought out his character of Constantine very well, but we all know that the star of the movie was in fact Rachel Weizc (sp?). I'm not sure why they put in the sexual tension but it certainly wasn't needed.

The special effects were pretty awesome and the demons were pretty convincing. I absolutely loved Baltazar (despite the fact that he gets the shit kicked out of him in the end). I mean, c'mon. He's cool in ever respect and he has that eerie confidence about him.

"FIRE?! I WAS BORN OF THIS!"

But anyway, overall this was a good movie. Better than Van Helsing. Now, about the ending...was it gum or chewing tobacco?


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