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Xeogaming Forums - - Posts by Lord Vulkas Mormonus
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 08:04 PM, in Currently playing? Link
Replaying Fable 2, this time I'm playing a wizard character who wears pink bandit clothing.

I'm attempting to get the demon horns without murdering anyone, xD.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 08:05 PM, in Three Word Story. Link
Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.

The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really.

DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. Made of fish-flavored titanium, it flew away, into the vast unknown.


And in Japan, Vulkar's awesomeness continued.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 08:06 PM, in Candy!! Link
Let's see how long that lasts, xD.

Shredding for me starts at 10!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 08:08 PM, in HOLY SHIT!!! Link
I would like to take back my previous statement on account of local copperheads.

Can you give me a recipe?
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 08:10 PM, in Corrupt-A-Wish Link
Granted, and the moat traps him most effectively. There are even dangerous crocodiles in it. Valhalla has no hope of escape.

Except that he has Anti-Croc repellent! Dang it!

I wish for Anti-Croc-Repellent.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 08:12 PM, in 2010 XGF Story Competition!! Link
*Posting so that you can double post.*

You need to take a shorter nap, xD. The suspense is killing those of us that don't want to calculate the averages ourselves!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 08:14 PM, in WhiteRose Link
WhiteRose's birthday?

Happy birthday, and enjoy that party you're having tomorrow!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 08:25 PM, in Candy!! Link
Gotta wait for my 24 fix, xD.

Don't worry, I'll return with full power!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 10:28 PM, in NEW THREAD! Link
Humans...the OTHER white meat!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 10:29 PM, in Phoenix is BLOODY!! Link
I've gotten kicked out of my first thread...

A depression can now ensue.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 10:29 PM, in Candy!! Link
I'm here.

How ya'll doing?
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 10:30 PM, in Answer one, Ask one Link
Star Wars. Pick any one, xD.

What was your favorite cartoon?
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 10:31 PM, in Candy!! Link
Then get Cairoi, Urban Astronaut, and Valhalla over here!

We must destroy EVERYTHING!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 10:32 PM, in NEW THREAD! Link
No, you're a horse. All dark meat for you, xD.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 10:32 PM, in Phoenix is BLOODY!! Link
Eh, I would, but you all had three threads to get kicked out of before I joined in.

I'll take you down anyway.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 10:33 PM, in Candy!! Link
Well, we'll have to do it without them!

Post like a machine!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 10:34 PM, in NEW THREAD! Link
Are you better fried or baked?
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 10:34 PM, in Phoenix is BLOODY!! Link
I'M TOO AWESOME TO BLEED!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 10:36 PM, in Candy!! Link
Not yet you aren't!

Resistance is Futile, we are the borg. You will be assimilated.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-31-10 10:36 PM, in NEW THREAD! Link
Those jeans make you look fat.
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