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Lord Vulkas Mormonus

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High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 02:18 PM, in Three Word Story. Link
Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.

The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really.

DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 02:48 PM, in Vincent Link
Originally posted by Dark Horse Xeo
I also believe that Phoenix or Hawk would destroy this canary of a fool.


I helped him design it, I'd be careful were I you, xD. This character can be almost (though not quite) as powerful as Alex.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 03:14 PM, in Three Word Story. Link
Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.

The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really.

DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power,
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 08:56 PM, in Ninja V Pirate? Link
If the pirate sees the ninja, the ninja will fail. Bullets > sword.

But you can't shoot what you don't see, and ninjas are like Batman, invincible.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 08:57 PM, in Three Word Story. Link
So he went
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 08:58 PM, in VGFreak! Link
Eh, your birthday was a long time ago, but...

Happy birthmonth.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 09:01 PM, in WHAT THE MINDFUCK, MUST READ!!! Link
Moment of revelation...

I'M X Marks The Spot!

Urban Astronaut is my decoy.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 09:06 PM, in Those post layouts Link
If you jsut do a simple update though, will it still allow us to delete our layouts for certain posts? I know that when I had the layouts auto-updating, it wouldn't let me delete just one layout, and still have it show up.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 09:10 PM, in Xbox 360 vs. Playstation3, we all knew it was coming. Link
Honestly, just hiking it up fifty cents is enough for Microsoft to make millions more, so yeah, I'm not too happy with a higher price, but I suppose I'll still get sucked into spending the extra bucks.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
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Posted on 08-30-10 09:13 PM, in 2010 XGF Story Competition!! Link
Can I win by default just for being good looking?

And yeah, Cairoi's ideas sound mostly good, especially the part about getting ride of descriptions. My creative writing teacher actually advised me to not always spend a lot of time describing things, especially in the sort of stories I write, because it just takes away from what the reader should really be concentrating on.


(Last edited by Vulkas Maximus on 08-30-10 09:15 PM)
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 09:26 PM, in Corrupt-A-Wish Link
Granted, you're a workaholic. You work so and so fast, that you are promoted in your job, and eventually become an area manager for a restaurant. Because of your dedication, your business loves you. However, you also have no time for a girlfriend, a healthy diet, friends, family, nor indeed, anything that might make you happy. Thanks to this wish, however, you are never able to stop working.

You live until you join Ludo and die in a car crash.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 09:31 PM, in Answer one, Ask one Link
Success, which is not failure, unless I succeed at failing, in which case I still failed, causing me to fail to be successful, at which time I am happy.

Did I just use every form of fail in the above sentence?
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 09:35 PM, in Gimme somethin' to work with! Link
Write a suspense story which contains a romance between a midget and a paralized man.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 10:46 PM, in Ninja V Pirate? Link
The question is, which two Xeogaming members are those two people in the picture?
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 10:54 PM, in Corrupt-A-Wish Link
Granted. Enraged with your existence, Xeo instead decides to delete your account permanently...he'll be driving the car that crashes into you later.

I wish for a pair of fingernail clippers.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 10:56 PM, in HOLY SHIT!!! Link
You've got an hour and nine minutes to break Xeogaming's record. Can you make another 1009 posts?!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 10:58 PM, in WHAT THE MINDFUCK, MUST READ!!! Link
XMtS wasn't so much hated as he was...a crazy, insulting, drama creating troll.

But more than a few of his posts were really entertaining!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 11:43 PM, in Three Word Story. Link
Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.

The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really.

DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 11:46 PM, in HOLY SHIT!!! Link
You would start this half an hour before I go to bed.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1072 days
Last activity: 153 days
Posted on 08-30-10 11:47 PM, in Three Word Story. Link
which give power.
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