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Ryan

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Posted on 02-21-08 04:37 PM, in The Nephilium Conspiracy. Link
Robert was equally confused, although for different reasons. Why someone with elite computer hacking skills would be put on a murder case was beyond him, he thought. He flicked through the pages, stopping at page 33. He barely gave the images a second thought. He'd seen similar and worse images.

His laptop was closed and set on standby, hung from a strap around his neck and left shoulder. He was seated, however constantly shuffling, unable to get comfortable. He had no idea what kind of use he would be, especially not having much experience in this kind of crime.

"Excuse me, but what use would I be on this mission?" He asked the captain.
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Posted on 02-24-08 06:11 AM, in Clan Xeo - This is now a mission I WILL complete! Link
Not end thread. FFXI sucks my big meaty balls.
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Posted on 02-24-08 04:58 PM, in Twenty Things You Didn't Know.... About Mosquitos Link
All I want to say is that I love number 9.

Although the one about the species that appeared in the London Underground is pretty interesting to me.

I want to hear some more facts about things!
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Posted on 02-24-08 05:03 PM, in Penis or fold in the sheet? Link
Originally posted by xXXx Gaara xXXx
Originally posted by Darth Nelrith
Penis, folds don't work that way.
My thought is that its just her 70's bush.


Epically winning line. However I think the thing you said just before that was a little unneeded...

I just think it's a fold. It looks like something to do with bad lighting. I can see that the fold is very long, not ending at a point where a penis would.
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Posted on 02-25-08 12:41 PM, in Twenty Things You Didn't Know.... About Mosquitos Link
Wait, if HIV virus particles aren't in the bloodstream, where are they located?
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Posted on 02-25-08 04:27 PM, in Bus driver vs. Student Link
Being the heartless bastard I am, I laughed through most of that video.

Some epic lulz to be had when girls fight on a bus.

EDIT: In fact, I can't wait for this to be Youtube pooped if it hasn't already.


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Posted on 02-28-08 01:36 PM, in Baby left in car seat for 8 days, starves to death, parents to be prosecuted Link
How about leaving the parents locked in a small, 10 foot by 10 foot room, where they will eventually go crazy from hunger and one of them will kill the other to eat? Then the surviving one will live a few more days, before dying too of malnutrition.

And the room is slowly filling with a gaseos acid.

And a constant high pitched noise is being played.

And it gets very cold, then suddenly very hot, then cold again, randomly throughout the day.

That is one of the sickest stories I've ever heard... I've suddenly lost my heartless quality. And I've watched a man get decapitated while still alive with very little emotion.
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Posted on 02-28-08 01:48 PM, in Claire Bennet of Heroes Link
That's an incredibly well made drawing. However I think her arms look a bit blurgh, for lack of a better, more sophisticated word to describe them.

But well done. It's unfortunate that I don't like Heroes... At all.
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Posted on 03-02-08 03:21 AM, in Official Photo Album Thread Link
Video of my new TV! Urgh, why did I have Halo 3 on!?




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Posted on 03-02-08 06:43 AM, in Official Photo Album Thread Link
It would have been better if the music was coming out of my ass. I hate the Halo theme now.

The TV was just under ?300, so probably about $550.

FX: The shed is kind of on the wrong side, and is a little wider than the one in Shaun of the Dead.

And please quit it with the comments about the way I say things and the words I use. It's called the English language for a reason.
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Posted on 03-02-08 06:47 AM, in Xeogaming Office - 2017 Year of the Ancient Forbidden Fruit! Link
Onomatopoeia - a word or a grouping of words that imitates the sound it is describing.

Masturbation - Sexual stimulation, especially of one's own genitals and often to the point of orgasm.

An Onomatopoeic Representation of Masturbation - FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP *Heavy breathing* FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP *Grunt* FAP FAP FAP *Ejaculation*
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Posted on 03-02-08 03:53 PM, in Xeogaming Office - 2017 Year of the Ancient Forbidden Fruit! Link
'Twas just a description of the onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Kinda in the title. Thought I'd bring some relevance.
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Posted on 03-03-08 02:14 AM, in HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVO Link
I was considering making this thread until I realised that Evo hadn't been active for a few months except for that post to say the domain was going to expire soon or something.

But anywho, happy birthday! Hop it's a good one!

That's right! I SAID HOP! GET OVER IT!!!
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Posted on 03-03-08 02:20 AM, in Xeogaming Office - 2017 Year of the Ancient Forbidden Fruit! Link
Can I eat Merv?

And his new friend?


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Posted on 03-03-08 02:36 AM, in Breast-feeding past the ages of infancy Link
In response to a comment made in that video, about them going into the big wide world and how it will stop them wanting to be breast fed...



Now, in seriousness, that other video is a bit creepy...

The kids sound breast obsessed.

But whatever.

As long as it doesn't harm the children or anyone around them, it doesn't seem like a bad thing. I don't think I was ever breast fed... Although it's never been something I've ever asked my mum about.
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Posted on 03-03-08 02:44 AM, in Xeogaming Office - 2017 Year of the Ancient Forbidden Fruit! Link
Yeah, I think with a bit of salt and pepper, a dollop of ketchup, a little mustard and some wood glue, I think he'd be just dandy.
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Posted on 03-04-08 03:07 PM, in The Destiny Game Link
Gain the ability to grow and destroy Townsville, only to be stopped by the Powerpuff Girls at the last minute after they've been majorly injured by Mojo Jojo.
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Posted on 03-04-08 03:17 PM, in Impro-man! Link
Kinda spawned from a conversation I was having with Vulkar.

He and his family kept telling me to act like stuff, and I'm really bored right now so I need some more ideas!

I'll make them once I've got about ten to twenty suggestions of things I can improvise.

EDIT: Also, remember that I may not know who people are if you give me names of people to impersonate. Plus, I'm not particularly good at impersonating voices.


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Posted on 03-06-08 02:18 AM, in Xeogaming Office - 2017 Year of the Ancient Forbidden Fruit! Link
I slept well last night... It's just the waking up that I'm having much trouble with...
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