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Ryan

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Posted on 04-08-05 12:33 PM, in Laptop upgrading? Link
Is there anywhere I can get upgrades for my laptop so it has a faster processor and better RAM, a better graphics card and the other bits required to play UT2004 online without the screen jumping all the time?
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Posted on 04-09-05 10:21 AM, in asdf Link
This little phrase is a bit wierd

asdf are the first four letters you learn when typing
asdf is what you type in the subject line when you have no subject (wow... look at the thread title)
asdf is a four letter word
asdf should be capitalized but isn't
asdf is worth 8 points in scrabble
asdf just is
asdf is green (when putting a colour for your fonts, type in <font color="#asdf">)
asdf is free
asdf is nothing

but the wierdest thing is that it seems to have told the future:

"asdf" converted into morse code is .- ... -.. ..-. If you take the .'s and convert them to 0's and take the -'s and convert them to 1's, you get the binary number of 010001000010, which is 1090 in decimal. The year 1090 just happens to be 2 years after Christodoulos of Patmos, supported by Emperor Alexius I Komnenos, founded the monastery of Saint John the Theologian on Patmos. Only *4* years after the year 1090 AD... The First Crusade (1095-99) captured Jerusalem; and the Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem begins. Now because the Crusade on Jerusalem happened only a short time after the crucial year 1090, we can convert the letters ASDF into the ancient hebrew alphabet, and we get Aleph Vov Daled Samech (because of the differences in alphabets, these might not be accurate translations). We take the letters, and convert them into one word. Alephvovdaledsamech -- which converted phonetically sounds like "A lef volv da leads a mech". We can then read these sounds into words, and we get "A left Volvo does leads a mech." Going further, we get "A left Volvo does lead the mechanics", or "A left Volvo does lead the mechanical industry". We can then read into it, that a "left Volvo", obviously a car made in a country where you drive on the left side of the road, will one day lead the mechanical, or automobile industry. Ford Motors Inc. must have found out about this information before I could disclose it to you -- for they just bought Volvo. Ford is obviously trying to change this age-old Hebrew prophecy, and claim the automobile industry for themselves! You must rally the people! To the top of Mount Sinai! We shall stop them yet! ARMAGEDDON HAS BEGUN!!!!!
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Posted on 04-09-05 12:55 PM, in I need a fight. Link
(ooc: If your stab before didn't go all the way through, and left only a small dent in my metal, why would it go all the way through this time?)

*As Jaques was only pulling Ryan towards him, not taking control of his arms, he easily deflected the incoming stab and quickly countered with a horizontal slice across Jaques' torso, and kicks straight foward in case Jaques ducks to dodge the blow*
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Posted on 04-09-05 01:54 PM, in Atari Link
I remember playing a pong game not so long ago at an arcade... it seemed really wierd because of all the really modern arcade games were surrounding it like the four player racing games and that sort of stuff

The one in the shop is 45 pounds (around $85-$90) and it comes with power supply, two controllers and ten games. Is that worth it?
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Posted on 04-09-05 03:03 PM, in Red Dwarf Link
I think I posted this before the board wipe but I can't be sure

You may not of seen this if you live in the US but people in the UK might. This was great comedy that started in 1989, and had 8 series up until 1999. It was the first Sci-fi sitcom made and it was the most viewed program ever on UK TV, on BBC1 & 2 (Americans don't have that I don't think). The next part is a HUGE spoiler to the program but it wouldn't mater anyway.

The main part of the story is that a slobby man called David Lister is put into suspended animation, or stacis because he brings his unquarentined cat on board. While he is in there, the main drive plates of the ship Red Dwarf blow, and subject the crew to a lethal dose of lithium 2. His cat survives the accident because he amazingly was the only thing sealed inside somewhere, the cargo decks. they evolve into a human like creature which is seen in the first episode.

After 3 million years, when the radiation reaches a safe background level, Holly, the ships computer with an IQ of 6000 releases Lister from Stacis, and breaks to him the bad news. After a small talk, Arnold Rimmer, Lister's bunkmate walks in as a hologram, donning a large "H" on his head. They walk around for a bit trying to patch up what wrongs they did to each other in the past and just end up making more, the see the evolved Cat, now a human-like creature. For the rest of the first series they are mainly seen in the ship.

Series 1 episodes:
1) The End (The drive plate accident)
2) Future Echoes (Lightspeed travel makes them see the future)
3) Balance of Power (Lister tries to become a chef to overpower Rimmer)
4) Waiting for God (The cat race make Lister their god, but under the name of Cloister, and Rimmer finds an alien pod but finds out it was just a garbage pod from Red Dwarf)
5) Confidence and Paranoia (Listers catches a virus which causes his dreams to come true)
6) Me Squared (Lister creates two Rimmer holograms... One was bad enough)

For the second series, the crew use the Blue Midget, a small ship which now allowed them to travel outside the confines of the ship. They celebrate Rimmer's deathday on a moon with a breathable atmosphere, they meet a deranged mechanoid that thinks the three dead crew on the ship he was on are still alive, and the crew get trapped in a better than life video game

Series 2 episodes:
1) Kryten (The crew find a crashed ship, the Nova 5, containing three corpses and an android)
2) Better Than Life (The mail pod finally reaches Red Dwarf after Holly manages to turn the ship around, and they find themselves playing the ultimate game of all time)
3) Thanks for the Memory (Lister gives Rimmer 8 months of his memory as a present, but it doesn't go according to plan. Rimmer also finds out an alien language)
4) Stacis Leak (The stacis booth on floor 16 has a leak and the crew find themselves in the past. Rimmer tries to save himself and Lister tries to save Kristene Kochanski, the love of his life)
5) Queeg (Holly breaks article five, by endangering Listers life by electrocuting him accidentally, and a substitute computer takes over)
6) Parallel Universe (Holly creates the Holly Hop Drive, causing the crew to enter a parallel universe. Lister has sex with his parallel female self... but HE'S the one who gets pregnant

This series had the new character Kryten as a main character. Now nearly all of what happens is outside Red Dwarf, but in another new vehicle, the Starbug. The crew enter a time hole, and appear in a backwards universe on earth in 1993, Kryten finds he is going to self destruct, and Lister is attacked by his own underpants

Series 3 episodes:
1) Backwards (When the crew enter a time hole, they find themselves in a backwards universe. Lister gets it all wrong and thinks they have just warped into bulgaria)
2) Marooned (When escaping black holes, Lister and Rimmer's ship crashes into a frozen planet. When Kryten and the cat discover where they are, they find the black holes were just specks of grit on the scanner scope)
3) Polymorph (A shapeshifting lifeform makes it's way onto the ship, and becomes many different things before sucking the emotions fear, vanity, guilt and anger from Lister, Cat, Kryten and Rimmer. It also turns into a pair of boxers which shrink when Lister puts them on
4) Timeslides (While Kryten developes some photographs, the crew find the developing fluid has mutated, and the crew can walk into the photographs when they are produced as slides. This also causes the future to change. This give Lister an idea)
5) Bodyswap (Rimmer and Lister swap bodies so Rimmer can give it good nourishment and exercise... with Rimmer being a hologram to long it game him slightly DIFFERENT thoughts...)
6) The Last Day (Kryten's in-built shutdown disc should activate at 7:00 the next morning. They then find that if Kryten didn't deactivate himself, his replacement will do it for him)

I'll finish this later on, it's too late now. There are another 5 series to go

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Posted on 04-09-05 11:58 PM, in asdf Link
Well i know it is worth 8 points in scrabble atleast because i've looked in a scrabble dictionary of allowed words i dug out of a box in the attic. and yes i was bored
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Posted on 04-10-05 03:33 AM, in TimeSplitters 3 Link
does anyone know a cheap online store for the UK that sells this game cheap? I won't be able to save up for 8 weeks
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Posted on 04-10-05 10:21 AM, in I need a fight. Link
*Ryan slammed against the tree and a large dent was left. This hadn't damaged him. When he hit the rock, there were several large scratches over his metal, but this didn't bother him to much.* "Who ever said I was made out of titanium. My armour itself could slice through titanium, not just the sword" *He said this as he pressed a small button on his arm, causing it to sprout 6 small turrets that started to rotate wildly. A very long strip of perfectly cut 3 inch long bullets made from the same metal as his armour and sword then came from ryans back, which he attached into the minigun. These bullets home in on where ever Ryan is looking so when he fires 100 of them he looks off into the distance so they go around and behind Jaques at the speed of sound, then he looks straight at Jaques so the bullets go through his back and his head. He also fires another 50 at Jaques' front and makes four swipes at his torso and two at his head. All of this happens in about 1 and a half seconds*
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Posted on 04-10-05 11:15 AM, in The Demented Cartoon Movie Link
Are you bored? Can't think of anything to do for half an hour? Go here and waste a large amount of time watching what I think to be the most stupid and funny flash movies made

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php
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Posted on 04-10-05 12:48 PM, in The Answer Quiz Link
Question 6 is correct Jobes

HoboConductor - 13
Beowulf Cor Leonis - 6
Zabuza - 5
Cyro Xero - 4
Jobes - 3

7) Flake (Easy - 2 Points) HINT: Think Edible, Cadbury (This will give it away so only 2 points now available)
9) Red Dwarf (Hard - 4 Points) HINT: Look in the Entertainment Forum
10) Time (Hard - 4 points)
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Posted on 04-11-05 01:30 PM, in Whack-a-clone! Post here to sign up Link
Here I wanna try this. I saw this on the acmlm board but never really took much interest. I want to do an endless match. I'll be using my Grey Fox character
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Posted on 04-11-05 02:05 PM, in TimeSplitters 3 Link
I think the maps can be MUCH bigger, and you can do outside areas YAY!!!

I can't wait to get this... only 4 more weeks to go
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Posted on 04-11-05 02:09 PM, in The Answer Quiz Link
I knew Red Dwarf would be WAY to easy when I posted it up in the entertainment forum. Good answer (well... question) for time but not the one I'm looking for. And I mean Flake is practically given away. So I'll just give the question now: What chocolate bar made by cadbury crumbles all over you when you take a bite?

HoboConductor - 13
Beowulf Cor Leonis - 6
Zabuza - 5
Cyro Xero - 4
Jobes - 7

11) Xeogaming RPG
12) Sim Battling
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Posted on 04-11-05 11:52 PM, in Battle for initiation into Chaos Hunters Clan: Cairoi vs. RYjet911!! Link
*Grey's incredible speed had already stopped him before the water even started to rise. He was now slightly weakened because of his mechanical form. He walked cautiously until he got within 10 feet of Cairoi, and jump up behind him and slashed diagonally across his back*
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Posted on 04-12-05 12:05 AM, in The Demented Cartoon Movie Link
These are my favourite phrases:

"Zeeky Boogy Dook" *BANG*
"Blah" *BANG*
"Abring di-diding ding dading dong brii!" *SPLAT*

I actually watched it all the way through and read those impossible to read bits... they are so completely pointless and call you a nerd at th end saying things like "and why are you even reading this?" and such.

Channel 3 3/4
Dubious News

"Hello, and welcome to Dubious News. Recently a load of atomic explosions-" *Off camera* "Nuclear!" *On camera* "Fine! Nuclear explosions have been... exploding all over Qrrbrbirlbrl. We go to our main camera to see the damage caused:"

"Bringdingdadingdadibibaibdabidbiabddnibdiodnidbdidbidbnidndnbidndibdibnniigdangbdndinbdaidginibgdgbidignbgdbnbaigbnigdbiaddngbn nniaibngibdainggbdbginabgdbaiadn"

"Incredible. We also have professor blah in the studio with us who has some exciting information about the explosions."
"BLAH!" *BANG*
"I couldn't have said it any better myself. We now have an interview with the Ziggy H-Bomb, the main suspect for causing all these nuclear explosions:"

"You have been accused of causing many nuclear explosions. What do you have to say in your defence?"
"Er... Ziggy Boogy Dook!" *BANG*
"Oh no... that'll be brodacast all over the world"

*View of the world* "What do you have to say in your defence?" "ZEEKY BOOGY DOOK!" *This is said 8 more times... BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG - The Earth is destroyed*


Oh yeah. In the end the dude guys said they were the only people who hadn't been killed in the entire movie. There was one other person who didn't die. Who was this? 10 points for the correct answer
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Posted on 04-12-05 08:02 AM, in Whack-a-clone! Post here to sign up Link
yeah my own clones will be fine. And I don't really mind what kind of arena I play in just so long as it is a large open space
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Posted on 04-12-05 11:07 AM, in Want a gmail account? Better hurry Link
I wouldn't have thought so. By the end of the beta it will probably be free sign ups... although it is strange that you have to sign up by invites at the moment...
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Posted on 04-12-05 11:14 AM, in I need a fight. Link
*As the armour was pulled off, Ryan seemed to have turned invisible. A voice comes from where Ryan was*

"You damned little kretin! That cost me nearly my entire life savings to get a hologramaticly compatible robo-suit... at least you cant see me now, and I always had my hardlight drive as a backup plan. Plus light isn't an element, and finding my projection units will be almost impossible"

*Ryan now walks around Jaques in a random direction and grabs his neck, starting to twist it sharply*
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Posted on 04-12-05 11:25 AM, in The Demented Cartoon Movie... The RP! Link
As the title suggests, this RP is based on the demented cartoon movie I posted about a day ago. I'm not sure if this should or should not go into the craziness domain or not. Anyway, you can take up the role of any of these characters:

Blah Guy
Super Blah
Evil Blah
Dubious News Presentor (I'm being him and the people on Dubious News)
The Zeeky H-Bomb
The Zeeky Dancer
The dude with hand on cheek
The dude with hands on chair
And any other characters on it or any random character you can think of

I'm not really expecting anyone to join this RP and if this is the case, can a mod just delete it please

I'm gonna be the 'god' of the RP by placing random H-Bombs etc. and it's your job to survive
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Posted on 04-12-05 12:43 PM, in I need a fight. Link
*The sword hit his body and reactivated his imaging, and only cause very slight damage and knocked Ryan a few metres in the direction of the swipe. Ryan faces Jaques* "I'm a hardlight hologram, and practically indestructable. You will never find my projection unit" *Ryan walks towards Jaques then sends out a flurry of punches*
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