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WhiteRose

Warrior
Sailor Delerium

Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.








Since: 08-17-04
From: The Dreaming

Since last post: 4452 days
Last activity: 5156 days
Posted on 02-18-06 02:52 AM Link | Quote
Penis Patrol
Body: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
_______________________________

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your
request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are
often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.
7. You dont always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been
seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

My online friend pointed this out to me and I found to be too funny. I couldn't stop laughing for about five minutes. Just struck me that hard.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan
Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 100 days
Last activity: 100 days
Posted on 02-18-06 03:01 AM Link | Quote
I think the two suspicious bags comment is the funniest thing I have ever seen written. Where did they find this?
Stitch

Roy Koopa
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

Since last post: 934 days
Last activity: 934 days
Posted on 02-18-06 07:18 AM Link | Quote
Get me all excited for nothing.

What about people whom lack in the suspicious bag area?
Savedox

Berserker
You put a bullet in my head, Till black turns to red! This could all end in tragedy!








Since: 08-20-04
From: Read \"Real Name\"

Since last post: 4544 days
Last activity: 1633 days
Posted on 02-18-06 12:02 PM Link | Quote
What do you mean cant work double shifts.....ill show you double shifts
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 4557 days
Last activity: 4551 days
Posted on 02-18-06 06:59 PM Link | Quote
I LOL'd

But what can I say to something like this? Easy...Thats males for you...
Cairoi
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

Since last post: 4849 days
Last activity: 4472 days
Posted on 02-18-06 08:57 PM Link | Quote
Holy crap. I was expecting something worse as well.

However, this is hilariously creative and it made it me laugh...Whoever wrote this knows one too many penis jokes, I'd say.
WhiteRose

Warrior
Sailor Delerium

Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.








Since: 08-17-04
From: The Dreaming

Since last post: 4452 days
Last activity: 5156 days
Posted on 02-18-06 10:01 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Drizzt DoUrden
What do you mean cant work double shifts.....ill show you double shifts


Now I'm just wondering who your offering this to? After all, only three people posted before you.
Savedox

Berserker
You put a bullet in my head, Till black turns to red! This could all end in tragedy!








Since: 08-20-04
From: Read \"Real Name\"

Since last post: 4544 days
Last activity: 1633 days
Posted on 02-18-06 10:25 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by WhiteRose
Originally posted by Drizzt DoUrden
What do you mean cant work double shifts.....ill show you double shifts


Now I'm just wondering who your offering this to? After all, only three people posted before you.



The first two, but the third is looking promising also
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 4557 days
Last activity: 4551 days
Posted on 02-18-06 10:54 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Drizzit Do`urden
The first two, but the third is looking promising also


Uhh...DUDE?

ok, remind me to kick your ass at starcraft the next time I play you...

:: Laughes ::
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan
Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 100 days
Last activity: 100 days
Posted on 02-21-06 04:12 AM Link | Quote
Oh dear... *hides*

I want to send this to my nephew, I think he'd die laughing.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 634 days
Last activity: 442 days
Posted on 02-21-06 11:08 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Drizzt DoUrden
Originally posted by WhiteRose
Originally posted by Drizzt DoUrden
What do you mean cant work double shifts.....ill show you double shifts


Now I'm just wondering who your offering this to? After all, only three people posted before you.



The first two, but the third is looking promising also

Which is funny because he's been wanting a bofriend, but then again he doesn't care.
Katana

Dark Wizard
\"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"








Since: 08-15-04
From: Philadelphia, P.A.

Since last post: 1555 days
Last activity: 1372 days
Posted on 02-21-06 08:15 PM Link | Quote
...I now understand why Geoff has been saying that he's "doubleshifting"....
Spartan

Metal battleaxe
Is back. Kind of.








Since: 11-15-04

Since last post: 89 days
Last activity: 77 days
Posted on 02-23-06 02:10 PM Link | Quote
...Wow...thats...just...Wow...

Drizzt...Keep your mind out of your pants...


Wait...Never mind...I wont ask someone to do something i cant.
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