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Xeogaming Forums - Entertainment - Why Rednecks can't be paramedics | | | |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7047 days Last activity: 7033 days |
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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence........ Then a shot is heard. The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?" |
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Evo Red Super Koopa Watching you fall brings joy to my heart.... Since: 08-16-04 From: Oregon Since last post: 6110 days Last activity: 6050 days |
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LMAO. THat's funny.
Poor Bubba... |
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Déesse Sailor Déesse Mistress of Pink Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy Since: 08-14-04 From: The Moon Since last post: 6566 days Last activity: 6298 days |
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... that silly silly operator, she/he should have known better, I mean there are people out there who are that dumb. That poor guy | |||
Evo Red Super Koopa Watching you fall brings joy to my heart.... Since: 08-16-04 From: Oregon Since last post: 6110 days Last activity: 6050 days |
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Yeah, good point. I would have been like "Check to make sure he still has a pulse" or whatever | |||
Stalker Since: 05-11-05 Since last post: 7132 days Last activity: 7018 days |
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That was pretty funny but not of us rednecks are that stupid |
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