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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!          Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 934 days Last activity: 934 days |
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| Dear Me:
I know I haven't spoken to you in like, a week, maybe? But, you know, I get busy from time to time within our internal world, and it's just hard to talk to you. And, you know I don't like you when you're like that, all eating healthy and going on internalized rants with Brandon. Why do you spend so much time with Brandon? How 'bout your son? Huh? Remember Steven? Remember him, the fifteen year old that looks up to you and spends time with the dogs you don't look after either? Apparently not. He says you'r busy with maintaining the whole company...but that's not the purpose of this. I'm asking for a bigger budget to organize all your thoughts. You know, it's hard to keep track of everything your mind produces, and it's hard to do that with just three people. We don't even have someone to take care of your short-term thoughts and the incoming stimuli from everything outside AND inside. You know what we do with those? Sort them. Immediately. No evaluation. It's hard enough just keeping track of the body stimuli and then having to take care of this whole short-term thing. Geez. Do you know how many memories your brain generates on the long-term side? Do you have any idea how difficult it is to categorize all that? Do you? I understand that the outside affects the whole budget cut. I understand that its our fault that we let the self-destructive portions get out of hand. It was an oversight in leaving the storage vault open on section Delta, Tier 9. We should have been watching that section, our fault, we know you'd still have a job and all, um. Yeah. Can we get two more people, maybe? We can train them. I mean, it's not hard, but your short-term needs two people. Hey, and if we can get five more, we bring ship-shape your long-term memory too. We don't need the other five for long. They can be temps. We'll dispatch them elsewhere in the body after that. How 'bout the musculature department? You could use a little work there. You know, that was wrong. Just...just forget I said that. Bottom line, you need to create two more people for me to help with the short-term thing. That's why you're not enunciating anymore. We can't keep up with the demand. I'll bet you noticed that we replaced "thingie" with "dealie". You know why? D is closer than T. Yours, Your Brain's Staff |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 100 days Last activity: 100 days |
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| Cute, if fictitious. Steven?
Why does this remind me of the budget crisis thing? |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 934 days Last activity: 934 days |
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| Don't know, but I did write another thing this week. Stuff to do with the Demon.
My alter ego (internalized) has an assistant named Brandon, has a 15-year-old son named Steven Krystiphur (pronounced Christopher) Almodovar, and lives in San Francisco, with a multi-billion dollar computer company. And, he's also the Demon. It might be about the budget crisis, or more specifically, my budget crisis. |
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