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Xeoman Ball and Chain Trooper Administrator          Since: 08-14-04 From: 255 Since last post: 91 days Last activity: 79 days |
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| So I was really bored and started browsing the tv-links site, and decided to check out "Commando" from 1985, with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I got about half way through it until I felt like I was physically forced to close the window. The music, was some of the worst I've ever heard. There didn't seem to be a plot of any kind whatsoever. And the acting was extremely embarassing to watch.
Seriously, I will go so far to say that it makes just about any Steven Segal movie (even his recent B-Rated ones) seem like legendary epic mindblowing masterpieces. Commando. Check it out if you want to see something so bad it hurts. So, this isn't really a "What movies do you think are bad" topic, but more of a "What movies are like shoving diahhrea in your face?" discussion. Craptastic movies that probably shouldn't even exist. |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3833 days Last activity: 3729 days |
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| The Whole Ten Yards
I swear, Bruce Willis' only bad movie. Everything I've seen him in has been pure win. I only hope that this movie was only because he was contractually bound from the first one. For me, it has set the bar for bad movies. Whenever me or my dad comment that a movie was bad, we respond with "Not as bad as The Whole Ten Yards." The movie is seriously humiliating for Bruce. EDIT: Oh, and Be Cool. I don't remember why it was bad, I just remember that I walked out half way. I never walk out of movies. Except Royal Tennenbaums, which I later watched and enjoyed. (Last edited by Morrolan on 05-29-07 06:17 AM) |
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Makura Since: 01-22-05 From: The restaurant at the end of the universe.... Since last post: 5890 days Last activity: 5155 days |
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Okay I don't know if anyone has even ever ehard of this, but it got a lot of hype with the academy. "In the Bedroom." 
It's about this guy whose son gets killed by this other guy and his wife can't handle it. It was really boring. It's one of those movies that everyone says, "I heard it was good." It turn out that it really sucked. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 637 days Last activity: 446 days |
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The sad fact is that I purposely collect terrible movies. 
Anyway, in my collection, the worst I have is probably Cocaine Fiends (also called "The Pace That Kills"). 
It's a 1930s exploitation/grindhouse film about the horrors of cocaine abuse that more expresses the terrors of bad film editing. It's so rigidly edited that scenes just spill into the next, lines are cut mid-sentence, and developments are made in the story that aren't shown for the audience until long after they've happened, thus you're overly confused about everything that's happened up until that point. Not to mention it has terrible acting, direction, writing, and is the remake of a film made not long before it. I'll have to come back with more out of my collection when I have the time. |
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Makura Since: 01-22-05 From: The restaurant at the end of the universe.... Since last post: 5890 days Last activity: 5155 days |
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| Rogue is utterly AWESOME.
Another utterly bad movie and some people disagree with me, but Starship Troopers. I'm sorry, but it was not good. |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3833 days Last activity: 3729 days |
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Originally posted by Makura It's like Evil Dead. So awesomely bad that it's good. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica.  Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 98 days Last activity: 97 days |
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| Rocky Bolboa?
*ducks.* Seriously, I absolutely hated it. Bad plot, writing, story, ect. I would run if I was ever forced to see it again. Of course, this is coming from the guy that liked Aeon Flux. |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back!   Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4647 days Last activity: 4607 days |
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| Ocean's Twelve... Gawd that annoyed the hell out of me. I think the only problem was it expected you to have seen Ocean's Eleven to be able to enjoy it... I wonder if the next sequel, Ocean's Thirteen is gonna be the same... | |||
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Xeoman Ball and Chain Trooper Administrator Since: 08-14-04 From: 255 Since last post: 91 days Last activity: 79 days |
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| Jurassic Park III.
Watched a little bit of it and eventually just turned it off. I absolutely despise that movie, and it doesn't help that Jurassic Park is one of my all time favorite movies. It was terrible and one of the biggest letdowns ever. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 98 days Last activity: 97 days |
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Originally posted by MasterSylar MasterSylar, my name is Vulkar, you insulted my great movie. PREPARE TO DIE! I actually really liked it... |
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天国JOE ���A�ǂ��ɂȂ�̂���낤�H Since: 09-02-04 From: Destroy Tower Since last post: 4028 days Last activity: 3393 days |
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Originally posted by VulkarThat was a good movie. I dunno, I can't think of one right now. Oh wait, yes I can. Baby Geniuses. I don't care if it was intended for kids, god dammit. |
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Xeoman Ball and Chain Trooper Administrator Since: 08-14-04 From: 255 Since last post: 91 days Last activity: 79 days |
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| Compared to the first and Lost World!!! It was just ... UGH!
Anyone actually agree with me? I mean I absolutely HATED the plot. "I'm never going back. "Hey we want to go on a trip, here's a bunch of money". "Oh by the way we lied we need to find our son on here, glad you came" *stupid new dinosaurs come in* "Oh lets give them their baby back" "Oh my god we're going to die! Oh don't worry here comes the Army". Seriously I want to go Super Sayijin 500000 just thinking about it. 
Originally posted by The Politician Oh my god yes, those were terrible. (Last edited by MasterSylar on 06-01-07 08:26 PM) |
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天国JOE ���A�ǂ��ɂȂ�̂���낤�H Since: 09-02-04 From: Destroy Tower Since last post: 4028 days Last activity: 3393 days |
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| Lost World had silly moments too, I mean, when they are hiding in a cave while a T-Rex tries to bite at them throguh the cave entrance, a guy gets a small lizard or snake on him. Then he shrieks, and runs into the dinosaurs mouth. He'd rather run into a dinosaur ready to chomp him then be touched by a much smaller reptile, apparently.
That scene and "clever girl...*death*" are the shining points in that movie for me. |
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Xeoman Ball and Chain Trooper Administrator Since: 08-14-04 From: 255 Since last post: 91 days Last activity: 79 days |
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Well ... it had Jeff Goldblum. 
But yeah, it had its odd moments and I've never really liked the T-Rex in the city scenes, but its a worthy entry to the series in my opinion. III easily isn't. But that's me. |
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Cairoi This isn't about you and your loud mouth, This is about me and my fucking beard. Since: 08-29-04 From: PA Since last post: 4852 days Last activity: 4475 days |
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| Black Christmas.
Curse of the Lotus Flower. |
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Makura Since: 01-22-05 From: The restaurant at the end of the universe.... Since last post: 5890 days Last activity: 5155 days |
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Scary Movie 3  Hated it. |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3833 days Last activity: 3729 days |
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Originally posted by The Politician I actually enjoyed that, mostly because Christopher Lloyd was in it. Also, I may have been a kid... when did that come out? I did, however, avoid the second one like the plague. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 637 days Last activity: 446 days |
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I thank you for the comment, Makura. 
I noticed several films that are bad, but not the absolute worst of the worst have been listed. So are we going for movies we just didn't like or ones that are just completely unsalvageable? Even something truly bad like the original 1966 Batman movie can be worth the watching for the bit with the exploding shark being fought off with shark repellent Batspray scene. Either way, here's another to throw on the pile from my collection: Sky Pirates 
Does the poster not resemble that of the Indiana Jones movies? A very similar font and pose? Same time period, even? That's exactly it. It's a really shitty movie that tries to mirror Indy in every way it can while still trying to seem original. The film's score is even a blatant rip-off of the well-known and beloved Indy theme song. If you ever happen to catch it somewhere (I got my copy at a rental store bargain bin for $1), it's worth watching just to point out what else was ripped from everyone's favorite archaeologist's movies. Now, realizing that I'm not picking any current mainstream movies that you might be able to compare of have possibly seen, I'll leave with this statement: Titanic should not have been made. |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3833 days Last activity: 3729 days |
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| The end was pretty good, where everyone died.
... Especially Leonardo DiCaprio. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 637 days Last activity: 446 days |
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Originally posted by Morrolan Funny thing about that. When I saw it in the theater, I saw it with my friend and some of her friends who'd been in the local papers for seeing it 23 times each (yeah, I know. What. The. Fuck?!) So when Leo big scene comes up at the end, I throw my head back and laugh. The whole row of girls that I was with, who all happened to be sobbing their asses off, all turn and curse me out. Twenty-three times and they're still weeping over the ending? Erm?  |
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