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Byte Dry Bones Back          Since: 07-30-05 From: Macomb Since last post: 4615 days Last activity: 3586 days |
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| What do you call a donkey that can find a cure for cancer?
A smart ass. Someone at my lunch table told me this one. (Last edited by Byte on 03-19-07 06:23 PM) |
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NUCKLEARKNIGHT Marco  Since: 12-17-04 From: Petaluma, California Since last post: 5911 days Last activity: 5504 days |
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| Heh, I like it but it sounds familiar. Possibly I have heard it before. | |||
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 634 days Last activity: 442 days |
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| Heh. That goes along with the "Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?" joke.
In case you hadn't heard: 'Cause it was dead. |
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NUCKLEARKNIGHT Marco Since: 12-17-04 From: Petaluma, California Since last post: 5911 days Last activity: 5504 days |
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| Heres a joke: Jesus is on the cross being crusified and he calls out for Peter. So Peter trys to push his way through all the centurians and gets an arm chopped off. Then another arm and both his legs and finally he gets to Jesus and hes just a torso and he asks "What is it Jesus?" Jesus replys: "I can see your house from here!"
Lawl. My British Literature teacher told me that one. And I go to a Catholic school! |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 634 days Last activity: 442 days |
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| A friend just posted this on another board:
Two cannibals capture a guy and they decide that in order to split their catch evenly, one will start eating at the head, and the other will start eating at the feet. They chow down, and after a few minutes, one says, "So, how you doing?" The other says "I'm having a ball!" The first one says, "You're eating too fast!" |
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NUCKLEARKNIGHT Marco Since: 12-17-04 From: Petaluma, California Since last post: 5911 days Last activity: 5504 days |
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| Oh god thats gross! However it does make me wonder: Do cannibals eat every part of a human or just certain parts? Do they name it? Like a steak or a drumstick. Curious... | |||
z33r0 Octorok  Since: 04-07-06 Since last post: 5408 days Last activity: 5396 days |
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Originally posted by NUCKLEARKNIGHT I think it really depends on what kind of cannibalism it is. there are pretty much three types, ritual, fetish, and survival Ritualist is eating a handful of very specific parts on specific occasions like hearts and brains. 60 minutes took a look at the korowai tribe in Paupa, one of the last supposed cannibal tribes left[last recorded in the 1990's. theres a rumor that they've stopped since but continue to perpetuate the myth to generate tourism.] Their cannibalism revolves around superstition. If someone is suspected of being a Khakhua (secret witch doctor) he is tried, and if convicted he or she is tortured, executed, and eaten. Other unverified claims were made that the brain is usually eaten immediately, while still warm, and that pregnant women and children don't participate in the cannibal act. fetishist eat, well a varaiety of things depending on the specifics of whatever they find arousing. From what I've read, they go for ass and breast first because they're the most like veal. Albert Fish was a very famous cannibal/pervert and he tended to eat children, likely for the same reason people eat veal, the muscle has less chance to be used, tear, rebuild and become tough. I expect most of them don't care so mucg for the cut of meat, mostly just that they're getting to consume a fellow human being[and of course all the possibilities for twisted things that follow, ie: Albert fish sends a letter to the mother of the young girl he ate describing to her exactly how he did it.] and finally survival cannibalism. not much to it. just eat what you have to, go for the most vitamin/mineral/nutrition filled organs first, and try not to develope a taste for it. As far as I can tell, they don't make up meat-cuit names for them like shank or drumstick haha, they just call them what they would call them on a regular living person. now heres something I've always wondered: Do cannibals check people out in the mall like instead of "daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang! I'd hit that!" "daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang, she'd be good with teriyaki sauce" for true. |
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The Accidental Protege Iggy Koopa I\"m your accidental protege... The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\" Since: 03-08-05 From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross Since last post: 1166 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| I know a lot of racist jokes.
But I'll only tell them if people want me to. I'm not a racist, but these were pretty good. |
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天国JOE ���A�ǂ��ɂȂ�̂���낤�H Since: 09-02-04 From: Destroy Tower Since last post: 4025 days Last activity: 3390 days |
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| I'm not saying you are a racist Thor, but I always found it humorous when people say they aren't racist, but then follow it up with a really racist remark.
Example: "I'm not racist, but, Mexicans are dirty and lazy." Like that. It's so stupid.  |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 5074 days Last activity: 1384 days |
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Meh, tell them Clockz, go for it, no one will blame you.. too much  |
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