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Ryan Ptooie Is back!           Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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Chucklevision is the best program ever though. Despite the fact it's a children's slapstick comedy program.  |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| The Metal Gear Solid theme is much better though... As is the Halo theme... and the Looney Tunes music. |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| Well then you can obviously miss them then. xD
Mine include: Top Gear A Town Called Eureka (Just Eureka in US) Family Guy South Park |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| I simply don't do much exercise because it's too much hard work, and I'm a lazy sod. |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| Hurry up and post the rest! I wanna see me fail at getting anything! | |||
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| That is pretty stupid... I mean, I'd guess rape a very common way of naming such an event, as would saying "sexual assault". I can't really see what the judge or jury could use as replacements... A load of crap.
EDIT: This actually leaves the jury such a great opportunity to say "SHE GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS!!!" (Last edited by Danny Phantom on 07-26-07 06:40 AM) |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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Meh, I can't really talk, I regularly miss Family Guy and South Park... Mainly because I can just torrent them and have the entire show on my computer.  |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| No. If I ever did, it would be fainting in front of them... I'm useless with stage performances. xD
Have you ever blown up a can of deodorant in a fire? (It's really fun. ) |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| I reckon of Vulkar continues to post like that, he would catch up with Lord X in a month or so.
CONTINUE! BEAT HIM! Because I can't be arsed... |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| Yup, I'm already accomplishing number 2 of my list of things to do if I was told I'd die in 'x' amount of time.
And here is my first attempt at programming a game... Well, I call it a game... It's just a bunch of text that describes a battle, you've got to attack the enemy etc. It's very basic. Linky to the download I put it on my web hosting space so it shouldn't have 20 adverts before you get to the download. Also, don't be put off by it's size and icon-less exe file. It's not a virus! I swear! This is just showing my progress over learning C++ for a day by a book. I'm already onto conditional branches and shit like that which is pretty fun. And C++ Is much easier to code than I first thought, and easier than one of my friends made out. And I didn't put this in technical because the game is soooo crap and stupid it's ridiculous! That and this thread wouldn't get any activity in there... And here is the source code for anyone who can see it: // Testing Shit // Ryan Whitehead - Learning C++ #include #include #include using namespace std; int main() { // Declaring bunches of variables for the program to use // some time later on, but then again, might not do. int nPlayerHealth = 100; int nPlayerMana = 100; int nEnemy1Health = 40; int nEnemy2Health = 60; int nEnemy3Health = 100; string szPlayerName; string szEnemy1Name = "Astaroth"; string szEnemy2Name = "Behemoth"; string szEnemy3Name = "Maximum Ride"; // Game intro for player cout << "Welcome to Ryan Whitehead's battle program.n"; cout << "Yes, I know it's crap, before you tell me.n"; cout << "Just bear with it and destroy the enemy bastards!n"; system("PAUSE"); // Ask for player's name cout << "nNow, traveller, what be your name: "; cin >> szPlayerName; cout << "Ah, your name is "; cout << szPlayerName; cout << ". Welcome to my humble little world of darkness and text!n"; system("PAUSE"); // Player now battles Enemy 1 cout << "nn"; cout << "OH NOES!!! You have encountered "; cout << szEnemy1Name; cout << "!n"; // Start of battle While loop while(nEnemy1Health > 0 | nPlayerHealth > 0) { // General battle text cout << szPlayerName; cout << "'s Health: "; cout << nPlayerHealth; cout << "n"; cout << szPlayerName; cout << "'s Mana: "; cout << nPlayerMana; cout << "n"; cout << szEnemy1Name; cout << "'s Health: "; cout << nEnemy1Health; cout << "nn"; cout << "Available Attacks:n"; cout << "1. Slashn"; cout << "2. Stabn"; cout << "3. Fireball (Requires 20 mana)n"; cout << "4. Thunder (Requires 20 mana)n"; cout << "5. Cure (Requires 40 mana)n"; // Player attack input cout << "Enter the number of the ability you want to perform: "; int nAttackNum; cin >> nAttackNum; cout << "n"; // Attack 1 chosen if (nAttackNum == 1) { cout << "You slashed "; cout << szEnemy1Name; cout << " for 10 damage!n"; nEnemy1Health = nEnemy1Health - 10; cout << szEnemy1Name; cout << " slashes you for 5 damage.n"; nPlayerHealth = nPlayerHealth - 5; cout << "n"; } // Attack 2 chosen if (nAttackNum == 2) { cout << "You stabbed "; cout << szEnemy1Name; cout << " for 15 damage!n"; nEnemy1Health = nEnemy1Health - 15; cout << szEnemy1Name; cout << " slashes you for 5 damage.n"; nPlayerHealth = nPlayerHealth - 5; cout << "n"; } // Attack 3 chosen if (nAttackNum == 3) { cout << "You threw a fireball at "; cout << szEnemy1Name; cout << " and inflicted 25 damage!n"; nEnemy1Health = nEnemy1Health - 25; cout << szEnemy1Name; cout << " bites you for 10 damage.n"; nPlayerHealth = nPlayerHealth - 10; cout << "n"; } // Attack 4 chosen if (nAttackNum == 4) { cout << "You cast thunder on "; cout << szEnemy1Name; cout << " and caused 20 damage!n"; nEnemy1Health = nEnemy1Health - 20; cout << szEnemy1Name; cout << " Headbutts you for 25 damage.n"; nPlayerHealth = nPlayerHealth - 25; cout << "n"; } // Attack 5 chosen if (nAttackNum == 5) { cout << "You cast heal and revived your health by 50 points!"; nPlayerHealth = nPlayerHealth + 50; cout << szEnemy1Name; cout << " attacks you for 5 damage.nn"; nPlayerHealth = nPlayerHealth - 5; } // Attack DEBUG chosen if (nAttackNum == 6) { cout << "Just a test attack to see if player can die!n"; cout << szEnemy1Name; cout << " struck you down by inflicting 100 damage.nn"; nPlayerHealth = nPlayerHealth - 100; } // Incorrect number queries // Number entered is above 6 if (nAttackNum > 6) { cout << "You cannot use that number, try again: "; cin >> nAttackNum; } // Number entered is below 0 if (nAttackNum < 1) { cout << "You cannot use that number, try again: "; cin >> nAttackNum; } // Check to see if player or enemy is dead if (nPlayerHealth <= 0 | nEnemy1Health <= 0) { break; } } if (nPlayerHealth <= 0) { cout << "Sorry, you lost!"; } if (nEnemy1Health <= 0) { cout << "Congratulations! You win the fight!"; } // End of game cout << "nn"; cout << "Thank you for playing my crap (And completely unfinished) game!n"; system("PAUSE"); return 0; } |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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I don't see the point in getting special, expensive pens... Cheap ball point pens do me just fine.  |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| Yeah, I fixed that problem now, although it's not in the one on the download.
I'm also implementing the next two enemies. To do list: 1) More enemies. 2) Randomizer to allow for missed attacks and so the enemy can do non-static attacks. (Notice how if you use the same attack, the enemy always uses the same attack) 3) Leveling system. 4) Fight multiple enemies at once. 5) A plot and a traveling system 6) Inventory. 7) Graphics. (Huh, yeah right) |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| I don't think I'd be able to pull it off. |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| As long as I have a black pen, a blue pen and a pencil, I'm fine.
Even then, I don't write much on paper at all... I'm more of a typing kinda guy. |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| Top Gear is a British television show that reviews and tests cars, among a lot of other stuff. It's pretty funny, especially when the group went on a caravan holiday... All three presenters have a vendetta against caravans.
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| I get angry at people when playing a wrestling game...But it's mainly the game that pisses me off, not losing. So fucking slow...
But yeah, I do hate people who are like that... Especially when I'm playing Counter Strike and some noob says "OMGHACKZ!" when I kill him ONCE in the entire match. It happened recently when some guy who was pretty poor at the game was telling everyone to "turn your hacks off because the admin is coming in". It was only me and a friend, and neither of us hack. It was just this noob not being able to hit my friend (He was with me, the counter terrorists, my friend was a terrorist, on his own) |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| I once went to Alton Towers seven times in a year... It kinda made me not want to go to theme parks anymore. xD | |||
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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It still is... Just post stupid, random, three word posts constantly and you'll be fine. |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| Imor opened his eyes, instinctively jumping to his feet. "Oh, this isn't where I parked my car! I mean, I didn't go to sleep here." He looked under his feet and realized he was on a rapidly moving platform. He jumped just before the platform moved into a wall, landing neatly onto one of the poles. He landed without any trouble with balance, but he did notice his jump was a little... low. He tried jumping to another pole, only just managing to land on it. "What's going on here?" He only now noticed another guy standing on a pole a short distance away from him. "Hey! Who are you?" | |||
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4646 days Last activity: 4606 days |
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| Imor shook his head. "How come every random guy I come across always wants to fight?" Something in Imor's head clicked. "Wait a minute! You were one of those four guys I fought recently in that... Team... Battle... Thing. That was weird, being frozen."
Imor trekked quite quickly across the poles to get closer to Alex. "So, what exactly is this place? All of my powers have diminished." Imor had flipped his spear around into his hands. He knew a fight would start incredibly soon, and he had to be ready as his incredible speed powers were gone. |
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