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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Originally posted by HoboConductor I'm with you there on Bob Dylan. Can you say "Hurricane"? |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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You can call me...
erm... Spoiler: Sparda |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Not interested. Thanks. Try again in two months. (Last edited by Sparda on 10-02-05 03:25 AM) |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Rogue- 15 points
Shuyin- 11 points Drizzt- 8 points Leon- 2 points Zero- 2 points True- 1 point Elara- 1 point Question 28 Worth 2 points "And I remove his weapons...both of them." Explain this quote from Sin City. |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Originally posted by Shaddow Flight LMAO Yes. Kasumi wins. |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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That's true, but why was this important/significant? | |||
BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Welcome to the game.
Rogue- 15 points Shuyin- 11 points Drizzt- 8 points Leon- 2 points Zero- 2 points Artemis Nevermore- 2 points True- 1 point Elara- 1 point Question 29 Worth 1 point In the movie Lord of War, Yuri immigrated from what country? |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Not quite. But you're close. | |||
BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Put down your weapon and listen up. The voice that you are hearing right now is not of Sparda's but one of a greater power. He will not be making his appearance until a large portion of your training has been completed. The purpose of his presence will be to do nothing but to test what you've learned.
First thing's first. I am known as "Potentissimus" but you may simply refer to me as "Poten". For now, let's start with introductions. Identify yourself. |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Your first lesson in the arts of combat shall be "To Know Thyself'. I am certain you have heard the saying 'Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.'. Naturally, this means that in order to be triumphant, you must understand your opponents more so than you understand your comrades.
But there is one thing that this fails to mention. In order to know your enemies and your friends, you must know yourself. Understand everything about yourself. Know exactly how far you'll go to achieve something. Understand, Spartan #5150, that through my training, you will not only develop technique, you shall develop self. We will grow personality within you. Only then, dare I advance to more advanced mechanics. Now try again. Identify yourself to your fullest extent. |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Understand that under my presence, you are to hold nothing back. Your tale is a tragic one, but as you should know, the opponents will never pity you.
Therefore, speak of the special powers you claim to possess and describe them fully to me. I cannot help you if I do not know you. Also, describe your physical features as much as you can. Like I said, we're going to build and "Know Thyself". |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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My next question is a simple one. "How?"
The art you wish to acquire is very unique. Specifications and identification can either harm or help you, depending on how much you choose to reveal. You have super human strength. You have resistance to most elementals. Alright, that's fine with me. But the question is 'how' did you obtain such abilities? Remember, if you are vague, the opponent is allowed to use it against you. Take this example... If you simply state that the blades you are armed with can break anything but you do not explain how, then the opponent can simply ignore that by giving a very bland and vague excuse. And that would be legal because you failed to state how and why your blades have the power that they do. |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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His cold dark expression remained frozen as he continued staring at his short opponent. Could he possibly be hearing correctly? This...child...wants to fight him? Look at him...his opponent was scared. Could he be serious in wanting to fight? However, being himself, he didn't refuse. Already, he can feel his opponent warming up his hands with magic. Scared already?
He took a single step back with his right leg so that he was standing with his left side facing his opponent. He slowly raised his right hand and grasped the handle of his massive and menacing sword but did not draw it from its sheath while his left arm was relaxed at his side. His dark brown eyes seemed to be penetrating the outer shell of his opponent, analyzing every weak point that he could find. "Reasons are irrelevant. Go ahead." |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Originally posted by drizzt do'urden Are you trying to imply that one of them is a man? |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Originally posted by Rogue Just because he can doesn't mean he will. I bet Xeo still prefers his hentai and Mai. Oh right...Happy B. (Last edited by Sparda on 10-10-05 02:40 AM) |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Since this is a title fight, I shall jump in as a judge.
Desroth, I have a couple of problems with some of the things you did in your recent posts. First of all, I can't even begin to comprehend how you managed to stop/slow down time in just a very small and specific area without ending up stopping/slowing down time in everything, including yourself. It's not logical and it's also an autohit because there's absolutely no blessed way Kaijin could have escaped that. Second....the reasoning behind your ability to slow/stop time is...well...not present, making it that much harder to understand how you did what you did. But regardless, even if you could explain it, I deem the time control magic to be illegal on the grounds that it constitutes an automatic auto-hit. Another thing I had trouble with... How does air 'solidify'? What exactly does that even become? Is it anything at all? And if the air is solidifed around Kaijin, why isn't it solidified around you? But then again, all these questions came up simply because of your...lack of description in your time control. Desroth, you're being given a chance to respond. If I am satisifed with your answer, I will allow this fight to continue. If I am not satisfied, you will be DQed. You will be given only 1 post to say what you wish to say. Speak or forever hold your peace. (Last edited by Sparda on 10-11-05 01:30 AM) |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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I shall be the resident badass banana. Fear me. | |||
BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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So explain to me why your Mana Cannon was not frozen along with everything else? | |||
BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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I don't give a fuck if you sold your soul to Satan. You might as well have performed sexual favors for him. It tells me nothing. You can't just go around saying "Satan did this and this for me. Therefore, i'm special!" If you do that, not only will you be mocked for the idiot that you are, but you will be slaughtered. You have wings. ok...where are they? How do you use them? How strong are they? I wanted you to elaborate, not give me something I already know.
Exactly how do your blades work. And don't give me that bullshit about "Satan is my master so he did this stuff for me!". The same goes with your indestructable armor which you based on absolutely crap. In such a case, your opponent would not have to explain anything because you explained nothing. Your speed means nothing if you can't explain it. "Lookit me! I run fast! And I can make pretty razzle dazzle while I do so!" No. Shut up. No one cares. It means nothing if you are incapable of explaining how it works. The same goes with practically everything you said. It's not a matter of me being higher than you. It's just that you're too low for me. Maybe you missed the whole..."how?"...important question...must be answered... (Last edited by Sparda on 10-12-05 10:33 PM) |
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BBQMissile ChaoticDeath Since: 08-16-04 From: New York Since last post: 4937 days Last activity: 925 days |
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Interesting. Your armor seems to be most effective. Especially that 'thing' which you call "organometal". I've seen many variations of such technology, but yours seems to be the most modern and advanced.
I've heard enough for now. We shall enter the next phase of your training. We will analyze your combat techniques and how well you effeiciently use your abilities. Like I said before, Sparda won't be appearing until you finished a larger portion of your trainings. So for now, may introduce you to someone else... Darkness became light as the once perptual and never ending room of 'black' disappeared, only to be replaced by a great field, rich with lush green glass for as far as the eye can see with the exception of two great and mighty trees that seemed to reach the heavens. The bright blue sky and the beautiful sun were generous and most compassionate, providing fair weather and life-giving warmth to all. The subject identified to be Spartan 5150 was taken to what seemed to be the very center of this new magical arena with Poten observing in his omnipotent state...invisible and invincible. Welcome Spartan. You have just entered a most holy place. Some thought it to be imaginary...a work of pure fiction a thousand years in the making. But they couldn't be more wrong. Behold, Eden. Yes, you are not mistaken. The two trees you behold before you are in fact the Tree of Knowledge and the Tree of Life and Death. But do you know what is missing? The fiery revolving sword and the cheribum which Yahweh placed in Eden to protect the two trees. They are both gone. The Cheribum has been killed and the sword has been retrieved and has been given a new master. As if the word 'master' was his cue, a new figure stepped forth from seemingly no where, since there was practically no place to hide in Eden. A tall 'man' he was with delicate yet sharp features. His left light red eye and his right blue eye stared at the armored Spartan as a holy wind blew at at his long white hair which stood on its ends. Just from his very presence, one gained the impression that he was a holy man. One blessed by God. Dressed in light silver knight armor, including breastplate, shoulder pads, arm guards, leg guards, and boots with a magnificent silver cloak, he was a stunning image of Heaven's knight. An angel in the form of a young man...that was probably the best way to describe this person. Yet, he bore no wings...at least not yet. He grinned, his thin lips curving ever so slightly as his intriguing eyes continued to observe the Spartan. Yes, this 'man' was certainly a very unusual fighter. However, what was even more unusual were the weapons that he bore: two great swords in his hands. But was was unusual, wasn't the fact that these two swords weren't man-made...it was the fact that these two swords seemed to be the polar opposite of their master...or at least one of them was. In his right hand was a truly grand and mighty sword, fit for the king of kings, with its beautiful and flawless handle and hilt bearing two truly magnificent blades* nearly six feet in length. The thick handle and hilt seemed to be made of a strange gold-like substance adorned with multi-colored jewels and gems while the blade itself seemed to be glowing with a perpetual flame that could not be quenched. Yet, no heat was given off by these 'flames'. Were they just an illusion then? But still, even with that being said, no true human words could describe the beauty and flawlessness of this blade. Only one being could have created such a weapon: God. And indeed, this was true for this was the 'fiery revolving sword' God created to protect Eden. In his left hand was something that seemed to be the exact opposite of his right hand's weapon. Indeed, a sword it was but it dictated a different aura than its counterpart. If his right hand represented holiness, his left hand most definitely stood for evil and the weapon that he carried was the sheerest sign of that. The weapon was a truly ferocious looking one, its thick blade extending five feet with a very full and large handle and hilt which were both the color of pitch black. The blade however, was of an interesting stain for it was the color of the darkest blood, filled with every evil imaginable. Blood leaked out of the tip of the blade but disappeared before it coudl touch the ground...much like the Longinus Lance that Sir Balyn, under King Arthur, discovered which he used to strike the Dolorious Stroke. Alas, however, for he who feels its blade for the sword itself is in fact made up of pieces of the Longinus Lance's spearhead. And there it was. Light and Darkness. Holy and Evil. God and Devil. Perhaps it was this man's duty to personify both in his very personage? He chuckled under his breath, a low deep chuckle that would give even the strongest man the chills. As he did this, two massive wings erupted from his back, each wing extending to about five feet. But they weren't angellic wings to compliment his holy armor. Rather, they represented what was in his left hand...evil for the wings were of a demonic ancestry, bearing resemblances to that of bat wings and dragon wings with the speed and power of the dragon but the manueverability and flexibility of the bat. Thick veins protruded from those unholy wings, pulsating black blood throughout them. So there he stood. That unholy angel...or that holy demon. Neither seemed to do him justice. His body was that of a man...but his hair and attire as well as his right hand were that of angel's. But his left hand and wings were that of a demon. A mixture of God's greatest accomplishment and Lucifer's most successfuly naughts. Mixed into one to create...him. His name is Azriel **. Before you are to inquire, I shall answer. Yes, he is both demonic and angellic. He bares the blood of both. In his right hand, you shall find God's holy sword which he sent to guard Eden. In his right hand, you shall find what has become of the Lance of Longinus. Do not underestimate him. He has slayed the cherubim that guarded Eden and has eaten of the fruits of the Tree of Knowledge and the Tree of Life and Death. What was refused to Adam and Eve has been taken by Azriel. Now go ahead. Prepare yourself. He shall be...my physical counterpart...for now. I shall watch from above as he tests your skills and ability. But do not worry, he will not kill you. He has no reason to anyway. And he shall follow my orders...he dares not disobey them for fear of Sparda interfering. Footnotes *The sword itself is composed of two blade, molded into one. Each blade is poised in a different direction so that the final mold of the two blades in one forms a + when looking upon it from it's direct front. **Do not mistaken Azriel with Azrael. They are two different people. Azrael is Sparda's true counterpart, being the only person able to actually kill him. In the context of the sim-arena, he is not present here. Azriel is the half angel/half demon that has been sent to fight you. The two are entirely different entities. Please do not mistaken them and please do not mix up the names. Remember, you are fighting Azriel, not Azrael (Last edited by Sparda on 10-16-05 03:34 AM) |
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