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| Xeogaming Forums - - Posts by Dark Vader |
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Dark Vader Slime          Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| Definatly worth seeing... especially if you have two year old gift passes that you found in the bottom of your filing cabinet after a move... that's what I did. | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| A day in my class goes like this...
The teacher reads us one to three chapters from our current book. fifteen to twenty minute break video/movie WE ARE JUNIORS IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I THINK THAT WE WOULD BE ABLE TO READ ON OUR OWN! |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| OK thanks for letting me know where it went. | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| Yeah... thanks to that cord I can't borrow it... (mumbling) stupid cord.
*Duct tapes cord back together.* |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| Greetings. Show yourself more often in the Sim-battle arena... my other practice dummies are starting wear out. | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| I just spoke with Anyndir. He says that he would be willing to take the position of Jexim's official tag team buddy. | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| Greetings, I am also one of those integrated by Jexim.
*leans in real private like* I see sane people. *leans back.* Oh and he hit me with that thing too. Thunks a shuriken in dead cat's head. (Last edited by Dark Vader on 06-29-05 07:57 PM) |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| *Anyndir stands in the middle of a wrestling type ring with his partner __________. The referee is standing between the two as they await their challengers. The stands are filled and TV crews are all over.* | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| OOC: This is a forum for old unused sim-battle/RP characters to come together and talk about their glory days or just hang out. Small little fights are allowed, but nothing that would destroy the retirement home.
IC: *Kelsenellenelvial is sitting at a conference table in an iron lung, playing D&D with his friend Anyndir and some of the other residents of the retirement home.* (Kel) As you exit the cave, you find yourself face to face with a dragon of fire. (Anyndir) Ohhh... I knew I should have brought along my Gauntlets of Giant Strength. |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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Originally posted by Katana I don't know what she is talking about... Weeza crazy. Post lots and stol tsop... whatever that means. *Hands Newbie directions to nearest hospital.* You'll need them. |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| Yeah... probably could have come up with a better title for the thread... And actually Violence is the one response that everyone will listen to. Problem is that I wouldn't stand up to anyone in a fight... well, ok I could take my sister... but Jexim is giving me his lessons in pain tolerance. I make a joke, I get a kick. Hurts like hell. | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| Where did you get the cat from... Jexim usually hits people with it.
*Waves hand.* Uga waga umfa lugy spitle fam. *The cat wakes up and jumps on Jexim.* That was cool. |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| .... knew that already.... problem is that I would get hit. If not by the person that I am attack... I mean defending myself against, I would be slammed by one of his lackeys. I had one guy in my spanish class that would walk around class and throw a foot up on my desk and push his crotch torwards my face shortly before class let out. The last time he had done it, I had a pen in my hand. I had happened to be holding like you would a stilletto. The first thought that passed through my mind what would Kevin do? (Kevin is one of the members of this board), the second thought Nut shickabob. Unfortunately he left before I had the chance to strike.
Oh... and Shuyin... If you had looked at Spartan's love thread here, you would see that I have problems with relationships... also, I plan to remain abstinant until I am married. So even if I was good in relationships, I would not have that problem. (Last edited by Dark Vader on 06-30-05 06:33 PM) |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| I don't know... I would have thought that to be more of a girl against girl insult.... that kind of thing is just stupid. I am the king of bad insults and comeback... but even I have to say that that was pathetic | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| You know what would be bad ass... to wake up one morning to find yourself in the starwars universe. That would be awsome.... I would end up going over to the rebellion no matter whose side I ended up on... | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| right... Many of us know you personally Jexim.... others just know you by reputation.
Jexim sometimes does not remember who we are... |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| *An American is on a journey through China when he stops at villagers house for the night. The villager welcomes him in and offers him dinner and a place to sleep. Over dinner he asks the American if he had heard of the three worst tortures. The man says no. The villager says that he will tell the American the next day. The next morning the American wakes up to find a good sized rock laying on his stomache. He throws it out the window. Immediatly after he sees a sign at the foot of the bed that says "Your left nut is tied to the rock". He jumps out the window after the rock. On the ground is another sign that says "Your right nut is tied to the bedpost".*
I thought this was hilarious the first time that I heard it. |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| Everyone needs only one maybe two pairs of shoes. Me I have one pair of sneakers and a pair of sheepskin boots for when it is cold. I also have a pair of tan leather boots for during ren-faire, but those don't count... they are for a single purpose. | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| If you are still looking for someone to help you with a character I might be able to help... and if you are looking for someone to train you, I would be more than happy to if the Admins and Mods don't mind. I am not great, but I know what I am doing. | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| We all knew that already, we were talking about what he was if he was a real living creature.... I got it.... UBER GREEN JEDI MIDGIT...... |
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| Xeogaming Forums - - Posts by Dark Vader |
So yeah...welcome friend of Jexim. 
We're only a little bit nuts here, so don't be scared. 