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Xeogaming Forums - - Posts by Dirk Ralthar |
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Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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Hey, happy birthday, man. So 20 now huh, Damn your old , well not really I guess... I'll be there in 11 months too.... Well, enjoy your birthday, and whatever anyone tells you, today is about you. | |||
Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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We use a wave of light, invisible to the naked eye, like we could detonate one of the nuclear weapons we have located on your side of the portal from the safety of my office, or from just about anywhere really... and then your entire civilization would just be a big smoking crater in the history of the universe.
*The president lets go a hearty laugh as if he just made a funny joke.* |
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Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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You take the shrink ray that you still have left over from when you got the elephant, fly out to africa again, find a giraffe, shrink him to the size of a rabbit stick him in another fishtank, fly back to your house, stick it in the fridge next to the elephant. | |||
Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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Trick question, there are in actuality TWO missing from the AnimalCon! THE ELEPHANT AND GIRAFFE THAT ARE IN MY FRIDGE!!!!!! | |||
Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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You go back to your house and get the elephant and giraffe that are in your fridge, throw them into the river as a decoy while you cross. | |||
Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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You pull out the vintage WWI flamethrower and torch the hive and bees, then call the mad scientist and ask him why he didn't build you a ray gun for disposing of killer bees. | |||
Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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*Delrond spins the axe end over end, the blade cleaving a narrow furrow in the ground as he sidesteps the kick with a step to his left, and launches a snap-kick at Ledion's groin with his right foot.* | |||
Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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You call the mad scientist and have him airlift his new toy, a automated personal defense system that will disintigrate anything that comes withing 100 feet of the wearer. | |||
Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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Ahhh.... yes... Payback's a bitch. And it always bites you in the ass after make some bullshit comment like that. I would love to see Colbert win the counter-sue, would serve that jackass right for starting this crap in the first place. | |||
Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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Yes, and, you would know it worked! And the mad scientist would have had his secret dream of destroying the AnimalCon come true! (Last edited by Dirk Ralthar on 09-30-07 04:00 PM) |
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Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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*He leans forward over the table, his voice low.*
I don't think that would be in my best interest. *He stands and steps back from the table, turning and walking across to the exit that will take him to the helicopter on the rooftop.* Guards! Kill them all! Make sure none survive! *He walks out the room turning and heading up to the waiting chopper. All of the waiters pull guns from under their carts, and begin firing.* *Shit, I knew something bad was going to happen. The first thought that crosses Darren's mind as he pulls a pair of flash bang grenades, Hooking the pins with his thumbs he slings one to either side of the room, then drives an elbow into the two other guards that were there to protect the president, then pulls his pistol.* Setsuna-san, get the Emperor out of here! *At the same moment as the guards began to fire, Setsuna threw up her hand, a wall of wind forming between her, ther emperor, Bobdoe and the UAE guards. The bullets halt, caught in the maelstrom. Her other hand dropped to the hilt of her katana. What the Hell do you mean get out of here, where do we go, and what is it you are panning to do by yourself?* |
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Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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*The team manages to make it the rest of the way to the forrest without running into any more trouble.* | |||
Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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OOC: They were flashbangs, really bright flash, really loud bang... most people are kind of on the deaf side at the moment...
*Darren covers his eyes just before the flashbangs go off, his ears are ringing after the explosions, but he is momentarily the only person in the room who can see. He turns to face the other guards, and drops his aim, sweeping across the room he shoots out the kneecaps on several before the ammo magazine runs empty. Holstering the pistol he completes the spin and jumps up onto the table. Running across he drops off the other side, going into a crouch, noticing that some have begun to regain their sight.* *The flashbangs caught Setsuna completely off guard, the wind barrier drops, and the bullets fall harmlessly to the ground around them. She drops to one knee, trying to rub life back into her eyes. Her sight slowly begins to return, though rather blurry, as Darren drops down beside her.* |
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Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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*Andraele lets out a slight groan, lifting one hand to his forehead.*
Little people... with jackhammers... are in my head.... *He slowly opens his eyes, trying to allow his vision to clear. He starts to sit up, before falling again to his back.* I guess I used more power back there than I thought I did. |
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Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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Don't worry, in about twelve more seconds they'll drill their way out on their own. I just need some asprin. Where are we anyway? I remember we were in the van, now we are in the middle of nowhere. | |||
Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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WHO THE HELL THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO PLAY CHICKEN WITH A BUNCH OF PEDESTRIANS?!!!! | |||
Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
I remember when I got my first car... had the key, and had it sitting in the driveway for three days before I could drive it (turned 16 on a saturday, DMV was only open Mon-Fri so I couldn't get my liscence yet). Bought it off my parents for $1200, and it has lasted me 3 years and almost 30000 miles (the ol' gal's about to the end of the road though, I plan to sell 'er soon and get a newer truck, I don't think she could handle the 2000 mile trip back to California and who knows how much again after that). But a new car is a great thing, and sticks are a pain in the ass to learn at first, but great once you know how, personally, I wish my truck was a stick, I feel more in control of the vehicle. (Last edited by Dirk Ralthar on 10-10-07 01:47 AM) |
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Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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I am currently working on a Neverwinter Nights campaign, but am having a hard time figuring out the AI Script Language. Everything I have tried always ends up doing nothing or saying it didn't compile right. Anyone here know how to work the AI Scripts? | |||
Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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*Darren leans in close so Setsuna can hear him.*
We have to stop this from getting more out of hand than it already is. Try and get the rest of the Helcorian delegates out of here. I am going to go after the President. *He turns and starts to head for an exit.* *Setsuna grabs Darren's wrist as he turns to leave.* I am comming with you. *Darren looks Setsuna in the eye, and can see her resolve there. Knowing he won't be able to change her mind, he nodded. And helped her to her feet.* This way. *Darren and Setsuna run out the door into the hall, and head towards the rooftop where the President's helicopter is waiting.* |
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Dirk Ralthar Thief Since: 07-18-06 From: Malthar Since last post: 6133 days Last activity: 6104 days |
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*Andraele pushes himself to his feet, he pushes aside the sudden wave of dissiness.*
If we are only about 50 miles, we can make it in not too much time. Lexa, Bob, stay here with these guys, Breeze you and I are going to go, shouldn't take more than hour round trip. *Tendrils of wind wrap themselves around him. And he runs off in an easterly direction, making a beeline for the Pilidelphia wastelands.* |
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