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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of.         Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| Woah check this out
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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Man do i want one of these
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| My hobbies are.
Posting Reading Chatting Playing Halo 2 Playing Video games in general Posting agian Making weird storys with friends...(Cough Rosy Cough) Yep thats it Did i mention posting... |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| I cant Stand People who aer total A**Holes...
I cant stand my math teacher I cant stand my auto shop teacher... I cant stand my faulty xbox but i still love it... |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| Yes you do...And jexim is a special case...
BIC *Spartan is sitting in the Arena Lounge waiting for everyone to show up* Bartender... Give me a coke. (Last edited by Spartan on 03-01-05 12:53 AM) |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| I wish to join oh great leader....
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| I got an invite to come to this melee with my Gundam...what about you.
Did you bring Eva Unit 02 I hope you did...Please no third impact or uber At feild...I can cloak but you can still find me...If you look... |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| Yes you can join...NO MORE PEOPLE JOININg...
BIC: I will drive the guass warthog... Hurry up team...Load up...The regular warthog will tow the cart with supplies. |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| Deese i was restarting this for you.
Can we restart and go again...Please consider. |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| I would have to say Makura
One from what i have seen in her posts in her chats she sounds like a really nice and cool person. And as an added bonus she is about my age. Makura and Whiterose... But Whiterose has BF so thats out but we can still have our funny convos and would be cool to see her in RL. (Last edited by Spartan on 03-02-05 10:01 PM) |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| Okay we have Four people in the EVA army...
When are you going to send me my new layout. I cant wait Do you want me to keep the ranking in my BIO to? Speaking of which. Elara i was talking with Jeim at school today and he was going to ask you about your ranking system and was wondering if we could borrow it. |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| Woah...
o.O Little weird buts kinda funny. Must have been bored Kaijin Pretty funny though i liked that. |
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As long as there is no violence over something this stupid...What does it matter for petes sake man just ignore it. This is just like that guy who sued to take "one nation under god" out of the pledge of allegiance. Because his daughter was "physically harmed" by saying the Pledge of Alleigance...FOR GODS SAKE's PEOPLE GET A LIFE... (Last edited by Spartan on 03-02-05 10:39 PM) |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| OOC : No...And did you really need to post here...you could have PMed me about this and i already said no...nothing personal but there is no way we can fit you in.
BIC : *The cheif picks up his sniper rifle and battle rifle clamping them in the rack next to his seat.* Lets go People... *Hops into the Guass Warthogs driver seat.* LOAD UP! |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| Looks like some modification have been made.
Is that the Longinus lance i see... How in god names did you get that... |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| Go HALO..
Oh yeah come on you can win this. |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| One superman would not jump he would fly...
I mean come on whats the point of being able to fly if you dont use it.... So i picked superman He can fly...Flying is better then jumping. Jeez |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| look if it makes you feel dirty Dont say it then..
The only thing you have to do is stand up and be respectful. Thats all that is asked of you... I am an atheist but i was not really bothered by it i just stood and was repsectful. That is the only thing asked. |
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35 Fun Things to Do in a College Dorm Shower Stall Enter the stall. Shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE!" Enter the stall, fully clothed. Do not undress and make sure your clothes get all wet & soapy. Complain when leaving the bathroom that your shirt tends to bleed all over. Ask Scottie to beam you up. Enter the stall, undress and then re-dress up as Superman. Leap out of the stall, vengefully vow to stop Lex Luther's evil plot, then run full force into the wall. Stand up, shake your head, and proceed to take your shower. Bring a bottle of fake blood or ketchup into the shower with you. Exclaim "Ow! You know, it really hurts when you pop one of those." Then let the blood/ketchup seep down the drain for all to see. Bring in a rubber chicken. Get it all soapy, then toss in into the next stall. Demand that the person in that stall return it to you, or you will cast a voodoo curse on them. The next day, hang the chicken from the bathroom lighting fixtures by a noose and stick numerous pins and forks in it. Have a seizure. Bang against the walls of the stall really hard. Try to knock them down. If anyone later asks if you are okay, just say that you had some Mexican Jumping Fava Beans and they were reacting negatively with your stomach. Stand in the bathroom, waiting for would-be shower-goers. When they come in, tell them "not to do it" and ask them "not to give in to sin." Wail mournfully when they step into the shower. Initiate a war with the person in the stall next to you. Use the residue water on the floor as your battle medium, and float litte battleships over to their side. If they kick them back or throw them over the edge, exclaim that you didn't know they had the power of God and sheepishly mumble prayers for the duration of your shower. Bring in a fake finger. Float it down the drainage "ditch." Ask if someone would be so kind as to return it to you. If no one does, tell them that the finger has been sacrificed to Satan and that the shower stalls are now possessed. Hang Halloween decorations and crepe-paper ghosts from them the next day. Bang your head against the stall wall, shouting "Redrum! Redrum!" in your best groggy voice. Bring a Yoo-Hoo to the shower with you. Complain about a stomachache, then moan "Ohhhh, um, uh-oh," and pour the Yoo-Hoo down the drain "ditch" for all to see. Before you turn the shower on, make a noise like you are charging up a proton pack from Ghostbusters. Before you turn it off, ask Egon to set the trap up for you. Bring a balloon into the shower. Make the balloon squeak for the duration of your bathing experience. Then pop it, and fall to the ground. Bring dead fish into the shower with you. Let them float down the drainage "ditch," complaining about the quality of water these days. Hang up the names of different farm animals in the stalls. Have everyone entering the stalls join you in a rendition of "Old McDonald Had A Farm," making the sound of the animal in their stall. Turn the stall into a shrine for a pagan god. Call him Weeshy. Insist that anyone who uses that stall must tithe to receive his benevolence and glory. If they don't tithe, avoid them for the rest of your life. Take your shower like normal, and then begin screaming that the Communists are taking over. Make battle sounds--including bombs, bazookas, and tanks. Towards the end, wearily declare victory. Leave wounded. Blow bubbles. Exclaim that you are dissolving. Bring in a bucket, fill it with water, and float a bar of soap in it. Charge a fee for people to see the Wicked Witch of the West bathing nude. Threaten anyone who laughs at you with flying monkeys. Start singing Pavarotti really loud. In the middle, stop, stutter for a second, and then exclaim "Ohmigosh...do you know what these words REALLY mean?" Suck on the faucet head until you fill up with water. Complain that the Seven Chinese Brothers get no respect, OR pretend to be a fountain. Wet your head, and then sneak into a toilet stall. Flush the bowl and wait a minute. Walk out of the stall lurching, complaining about how dizzy you are. Buy a bunch of those tiny animal-pills that expand into full, spongy shapes when they get wet. Bring them into the shower and spill them into the ditch. Ask somebody for your pills back, and when they hand you little animals, scream, slap them, and run away. Make your best Psycho noise (reeEENT reeEENT...). Try to get everyone in the other stalls to sing in four-part harmony with you. If this actually works, change your voice part every three measures. Become a shower-pirate. Loot other stalls of soap, Oxy pads, and Q-Tips. Bury them under the tile floor. Fire cannons at people using toilet balls. Bring scuba gear into the shower with you. Talk to Cousteau. Upon leaving, tell everyone that the Titanic was actually torpedoed by the Germans. Be cocky. Hum for a couple of moments, stop, make an "Mmm!" sound, and then announce to everyone that the mildew on the shower walls kind of tastes like head cheese. Coat the floor in a fine layer of quick-drying cement. Hang "Marisa Cevasco steals Homecoming Queen Crown" signs in all the stalls. If anyone asks who Marisa Cevasco is, call them ignorant and ignore them for the rest of your life. Bring in Sesame Street bath books. Read them aloud. Giggle everytime Bert walks in on Ernie bathing. Stare at people's feet as they bathe. If they do not wash their feet, tell them to. If this happens a second time, steal their shoes and tell them that they left on strike. If they DO wash their feet and fall down while doing it, laugh hysterically. Stand outside the shower curtain, raise a harpoon, and shout "I'm coming for you, Moby!" Run in and do battle with the faucet-head. Walk out a pegleg. Charge a toll for people wanting to use the shower. If they complain, light them on fire. THEN they'll pay. |
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Bumper Stickers You May Not Have Seen If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? Your gene pool needs a little chlorine. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! DON'T ANNOY ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. JESUS SAVES.... Passes It To Gretzky..He Shoots..He..Scores! Jesus is coming! Look busy! You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date! Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad? Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. All men are idiots....I married their king. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes. Hang up and drive. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Where there's a will...I want to be on it. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink. We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home. Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else. Honk If You Want To See My Finger |
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