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Makura









Since: 01-22-05
From: The restaurant at the end of the universe....

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Posted on 05-18-06 05:13 PM Link | Quote
Here's a riddle that is completely unrelated to sex. I'll post more after someone answers this one.

-You lick my tip to get me going again. I stop working if you push me too hard. Sometimes shaking me up and down doesn't get me flowing again.

What am I?



Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 05-18-06 05:53 PM Link | Quote
A Pen
Shuyin

Baron of Radical








Since: 08-19-04

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Posted on 05-18-06 06:26 PM Link | Quote
More like Pen15....El Oh El.

Yeah...sounds like a pen. But to be original i'll say a push pop.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
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Posted on 05-18-06 06:30 PM Link | Quote
I thought of a push pop, but I wouldent shake it...or else Ice cream would go all over the place if you get what I mean...
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 05-18-06 07:17 PM Link | Quote
This is pretty much that game I used to play with my friends in high school, Dirty Minds. Heh.

One of the sample questions was:
What word is 4 letters, ends in U-N-T, and is another name for a woman?

- Answer: Aunt
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
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Posted on 05-18-06 07:19 PM Link | Quote
Oh I played this game...Whats a word that Begins with "F" and ends with "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK!
Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 05-18-06 07:24 PM Link | Quote
Heh, what a 4 letter word that begins with F and ends with K?

- Fork.
Shuyin

Baron of Radical








Since: 08-19-04

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Posted on 05-18-06 09:40 PM Link | Quote
What's often long, hard, and done by bored college kids?

Homework.
Rogue
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Posted on 05-19-06 02:00 AM Link | Quote
This joke is a lot more funny when said and not read and I'm sure it's going to be obvious when you read it:

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

- A submarine.

What's got a big head, is about 6 inches long, and women love it?

- A 100 dollar bill.

Makura









Since: 01-22-05
From: The restaurant at the end of the universe....

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Posted on 05-22-06 03:21 PM Link | Quote
Lol..those are some good ones. A pen..or a marker.

Next one:
You have to finger it's crack to get it to open up. If it's wet too long it gets rusty.
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