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Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 04-19-06 01:25 PM Link
I've lately been going through a bout of unmitigated rage peppered with slight depression (HA! That quiz was right on the "slight"), though I'm sure it's something I'll get over with the further onset of Spring, as I always do.

Anyway, I've started this thread for anyone who wants to gripe about the faceless people who make your mood go from light to pissy in 5.394 seconds, and then learning to forget them and move on.

Here's how this goes:

NO names of specific people. Seriously. Unless it's a celebrity... in that case dish.

Speak of NO ONE from the board. Not even slightly in an anonymous way. There's enough bullshit and smite going on between users that, we, the staff do not want to have to bloody a nose or pull out the gray paint for flaming. Consider this. So, don't be a dick.

NO racial slurs, hate speak, or anything attacking a person for their creed or the color of their skin... this is for attacking, as Martin Luther King Jr. would like, the content of their character.

NO extended gripe sessions about the person who has wronged you; therefore, ABSOLUTELY NO prolonged drama. This a thread for saying things like, "You, annoying person, talked through the whole movie I'd been waiting to see for months. Well fuck you," and then never speaking of it again.

DO speak in detail about something that has annoyed you, pissed you off and made you want to either kill yourself or something else. This is meant to help you relieve stress and move on with your life now removed of the petty annoyances that can plague your mind all day.

DO heal and learn to love yourself. Only you can validate you and as a sage of modern women once said, "No one can make you feel inferior without your permission." This isn't meant to be a mini-fan club for you, and you may or may not be drowned with cyber hugs, kisses, huggles, and glomps, but that is not the point of this thread.

Got it?



Now without any further ado... *waits for the audience to get done chanting, "Ado ado adoooo me!" *

Laaaaaadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, whether you like it or not... a bitch rant.


So people and things that need to suck it:
- People who sit 2 rows behind you at a show saying lines 3 seconds before they're supposed to be said. We're all fans here. We know the lines. We've seen the movie, so close your mouth and just enjoy the show rather than continue taking away from it!

- Media outlets who flood news pages with their agenda-setting reports on TomKat's or Branjelina's new baby at every single opportunity. I don't give a shit if Gwyneth named her son Moses or that Angelina had her baby in Africa so that the lions would protect her from the paparazzi. Just fuck off and stop taking the attention off things people should be caring about more.

- Asshole folk artists who think that by wearing a beret and telling people they aren't relevant makes them illustrious.

- Certain local disc jockeys who believe that because they think no one's listening they can say things like, "All gays should burn in hell" among other hateful statements.

- Scenesters and trendwhores. Take your iPod, your limited-edition pink Razr, your "I'm popular, I'm hip, I go clubbin' all the time, you wanna be my friend on MySpace?" ass and go stand in the corner.

- People who steal your icon, don't credit you and don't get it when you respond to something they wrote with "Nice icon..." while you post with the very same one, thus them giving you an enthused, "Thanks, I made it myself." I know that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and that it's absurd to be annoyed over something so simple, but seriously you collagen-lipped scenester, don't be so dense.

- Theaters that you pay $40 to see a show at and on top of this have to pay an extra $15 at the door to cover the 2 drink minimum. Fuckin' A.

So there's the short list. Now we put it all in a bubble and blow it away.

Next?


(Last edited by Rogue on 05-04-06 07:51 PM)
Stitch

Mr. Bright
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

Since last post: 646 days
Last activity: 646 days
Posted on 04-19-06 01:49 PM Link
People that insist on driving the limit in any lane of traffic, when "flow of traffic" is several times faster.

People that can't power through a left turn. Or a right turn for that matter.

People that box you in requiring those extra ten minutes of back and forth to extricate your car.

People that scratch or ding your car and don't leave a note.

People that insist on talking on their cell phone and driving poorly. If you can talk and drive, bravo to you! If not, get off the fucking phone, you'll talk when you're not moving at high rates of speed in a vehicle that weighs half-a-ton.

People that drive SUVs.

People that don't understand what the phrase, "I'm at work" means when they send you links and images.

Schools that insist they can work around your schedule, but end up pigeon-holing you into their schedule anyway forcing you to either miss work or sleep or both. And, not observing that little note that say "morning student" by giving you evening classes anyway.

Hotels that can't find your reservation even though you just confirmed it over the phone on the way there.

Being charged $1.50 at some ATM only to be charged another $2 by your bank...to withdraw your money that you choose to store in their bank.

People whom say "ATM Machine". What do you think the "M" is for?

People whom ignore your extremely busy icon in AIM, Yahoo!, whatever. (Guilty as charged).

Family. Period.

Being gay in LA.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 3106 days
Last activity: 3099 days
Posted on 04-19-06 02:28 PM Link
-- People who cant spell for shit on AIM...Like those people who say "Ho R u?"...Its "HOW ARE YOU!?" IS IT THAT HARD TO ADD 5 MORE LETTERS?

-- People who take 45 miunites to reply on AIM because...

1: They forgot about you
2: They are slow typers

-- People who bang on my door when its locked..."You know, theres a reason its locked..."

-- Women who hate men

-- People who yell on the microphone "NEWB" while im on Ventrillo...

-- People who CYBER on the microphone while im on Ventrillo

-- People who Yell "NEWB" and CYBER while im on Ventrillo

-- People who ask you in a movie theatre "Hey...did you see that"? Makes me want to say, "No DICKFACE I just payed 9.50$ to look at the ceiling!"

-- My sister, who is on a 24 hour Period whenever shes around me because im graduating and shes a high-school drop out...I still love her tho

-- People who ALWAYS...and I mean, ALWAYS talk about depressing stuff...

-- People who think theyre cool because they have scar marks on their wrists..."People, if you want to kill yourself, go to the major vein in the JOINT of your arm...down the road from the wrist!"

-- People who think they are cool because they play Painball...."Bitch, see if you're cool with REAL guns..."

-- People who compare to me on Videogames...

-- People that steal my words...Typo Virus, holy Monkey, Etc...

-- Those people that have the most shittiest song on their Cellphone that blares all over a bookstore...It sounds like shit, and its a piece of shit!

-- People who brag about the size of their Dicks...

Thats all I have, now im going to just skip away for now...La de dah de dum....
Spartan

Metal battleaxe
Is back. Kind of.








Since: 11-15-04

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Posted on 04-20-06 03:52 AM Link
Originally posted by Master Sajin
-- People who cant spell for shit on AIM...Like those people who say "Ho R u?"...Its "HOW ARE YOU!?" IS IT THAT HARD TO ADD 5 MORE LETTERS?


-- People who think they are cool because they play Painball...."Bitch, see if you're cool with REAL guns..."


-- People who brag about the size of their Dicks...




Yep...Two of mine right there...

Scared the fuck outa to jackass's when they tried to shoot up my house on halloween...God I love my Ruger and My beretta...

Well anyway.

--People who flood your Starcraft Clans Channel

--People on Starcraft who hack(thank god for my anti hacks bitches)

---Homophobes....

---People who interrupt a conversation or interject when they dont know what the fuck is going on.

--People who bitch at me after six years of friendship and support

--People Who bitch at me in general for stupid shit

--My mother...who is a whore and needs to die of her STD's

---Homophobes who egg my house

---California state laws that say I cant shoot them with my Ruger

--- Lack of Rubber bullets...
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

Since last post: 5248 days
Last activity: 5248 days
Posted on 04-20-06 09:56 AM Link
1) "Oh, you're a redneck? Then you must be rascist."

No, I'm not. I have a couple of black friends. Stop assuming that.

2) "Guns kill people."

Ohhhh, you just started something now... This isn't a debate forum, so I'm not getting pissed off at this.

3) "You're too old for video games."

The stupidity of this remark is so astounding, that I'm not going to dignify it with an answer.

4) "I spank my kids all the time. It works!"

Yeah, it may work. But let me know how he's doing in twenty years, when he's knocking over 7-11s because his daddy beat up on him and engages in regular cross-dressing.

5) "Video games are unhealthy and should be banned."

I would show him just how much more unhealthier it is to screw with my GTA, via a string of insults so vulgar, that he would literally explode by the sheer force of the intensity of those exact words.

><;;; *sighs*

I'm spent. This rant is over.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 2 days
Last activity: 2 days
Posted on 04-20-06 12:31 PM Link
Originally posted by Chris Tylja
---Homophobes....

---Homophobes who egg my house

Yeah, those people really need to fuck off. Hey, when they're rotting in hell, just call it even.

To add to my list:

- Families who go to crowded places (like conventions) and bring strollers, acting like because they have a stroller they have the right of way and keep running them into your ankles and shoot you dirty looks like it was your fault. These are also the assholes who rather than push a child in a stroller, have the other breeder carry the kid and pile the stroller high with con loot. Such people also pervade museums, art galleries, cultural festivals, and every single quiet place in this damned city, letting their kids cry and scream.

- People who, when you mention something that's happening this weekend, suddenly feel that they have to puff out their chest and tell you they've got the inside track on everything hip going down in L.A. like they're trying to 1-up you. I don't care that you're a part of some exclusive Yahoo! group and keep up on what every indie rocker is doing. I was only being polite.

- Workmates who hand work they could easily do themselves to you. If you want copies of your friends' bands' fliers made out of my allotted number of copies I'm given by the office, do it your-fuckin-self on your own copy code. I don't have to stay and do pages for the paper, because you're shorthanded and you think you can command me. I do it for everyone else who's working hard and not for those who sit back stuffing your face with Boca burgers bragging about having 300-whatever friends on MySpace on a production day.

- People who get over-competitive and bitchy playing a simple board/card game and hoard the Fuck you cards, then point and laugh at you when they drop one on you. Dude, it's Munchkin.

- The fact that to see a counselor at my college, you have to make an appointment only on Monday during a block of time when I'm in class and to try any other time, the secretaries giggle and say you're too late to make an appointment.

- People who defend Brokeback Mountain by saying that if you didn't like it, you're a homophobe. I haven't seen it yet, but I can't respect that kind of poisoning the well mentality.

- Aging fangirls who jump on you if you mention something your friends do, screaming that she was doing it first. This racks up with people who post rants all over LiveJournal protesting that they were the first to think up Linner or Lunner as meal between lunch and dinner.

- Fangirls who attack the significant other of the famous men they're into. He doesn't like you or even know you exist, so stop acting like she's the other woman and being a petty bitch calling his fiance a whore when you know nothing about her.

- People who act open in talking about sex and over-act motions and sounds, but when you joke about something silly like your friend performing with a braided wig hanging out of the edges of her underwear, they clam up, become prudes, and look at you like you're a slut or something.

- People, in general, who just feel like they have to 1-up you on everything.

- People who suggest exorbitantly priced places or things when you want to keep something cheap or affordable because to them spending $70 for a salad is cheap, or at least they want to act like it is. It's even more annoying when these people are living off of their parents' nickel to buy these things.
Stitch

Mr. Bright
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

Since last post: 646 days
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Posted on 04-20-06 03:09 PM Link
PEOPLE WHOM ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL, MISINTERPRET EVERYTHING I SAY OR WRITE. Mostly due to a closed-minded nature with the inability to think in the full scope of a language or word, and done in a manner of hopeful superiority resulting in inevitable failure often interrupted by a higher power that prevents me from retorting.


(Last edited by Zabuza on 04-20-06 06:10 PM)
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

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Posted on 04-20-06 04:53 PM Link
Ah, this shall clear up some lingering emotions...

1) Tow truck drivers that steal the faceplate off your CD player. Assholes.

2) Girls that try to ruin your relationship while maintaining that they don't mean to because they "see you as a friend".

3) Colleges that don't send your official transcripts to the university you're transferring to... 6 months after putting the initial request in and 3 months after having the Dean of Admissions put it in again.

4) Oil companies that decide "oh, it rained last week... the gas prices must now rise to $3/gallon."

5) People that honk at you and give you dirty looks for stopping at the red light before making a right turn. I'd rather not be hit by that car making a left turn into the lane I'm going to turn in, thank you... fucking bitch in an SUV.

6) It's already been said but, people that drive SUVs. Especially Hummers.

7) Family

8) People that can't take "no" for an answer.

9) People that try to keep you from getting rehired at Shipwreck.

10) Twiggy, and all the models that followed her. Rail thin is not sexy, it's unhealthy!

11) Tom Cruise, Issac Hayes, and all other members of Scientology. Fuck off and die.

12) My mother, who insists on using Internet Explorer because she likes using the spyware-ridden toolbars of death and bitches at me for setting Firefox as the default browser.

13) The sun... spring does not mean 90 degree weather!!

14) Whoever invented the piston carburetor and decided to actually put it in a car.

15) Stupid people who answer their cell phones in class without going outside.

I have more... but WoW calls to me.
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

Since last post: 5248 days
Last activity: 5248 days
Posted on 04-20-06 06:07 PM Link
Originally posted by Elara
Ah, this shall clear up some lingering emotions...

4) Oil companies that decide "oh, it rained last week... the gas prices must now rise to $3/gallon."

10) Twiggy, and all the models that followed her. Rail thin is not sexy, it's unhealthy!

11) Tom Cruise, Issac Hayes, and all other members of Scientology. Fuck off and die.

13) The sun... spring does not mean 90 degree weather!!

15) Stupid people who answer their cell phones in class without going outside.

I have more... but WoW calls to me.


4) Amen to that.

10) It's not sexy at all, it's kinda gross. I need a woman who won't fall through a crack in the floor.

11) Agreed.

13) It's... Too... Damn... Hot.

15) I'm sorry... Sometimes, I'm that dick. With a grandmother who can get hurt easily, I don't dare turn off my phone. But I don't chat. I ususaly say. "Look, I can't talk."
Banned
Banned








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Posted on 04-24-06 01:10 AM Link
--The one Evil teacher in every movie with a school enviornment, that usually has a beard.
Broken Dreams

Thief








Since: 05-29-05
From: California

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Posted on 05-04-06 02:10 PM Link
Originally posted by Master Sajin
-- People who cant spell for shit on AIM...Like those people who say "Ho R u?"...Its "HOW ARE YOU!?" IS IT THAT HARD TO ADD 5 MORE LETTERS?

-- People who take 45 miunites to reply on AIM because...

1: They forgot about you
2: They are slow typers
..

LMAO I do that one to you all the time ;D HEY you do that to me too!
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 05-04-06 02:33 PM Link
Thats because you're booring...and you always say "Yeah..." after everything I say...so like, I think you think im booring or something...

Im not a fun person to talk to unless I think you're interesting...:
Broken Dreams

Thief








Since: 05-29-05
From: California

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Posted on 05-04-06 03:03 PM Link
Originally posted by Master Sajin
Thats because you're booring...and you always say "Yeah..." after everything I say...so like, I think you think im booring or something...

Im not a fun person to talk to unless I think you're interesting...:

well that was hitting below the belt there.. *cough* it's kinda hard to talk to someone online who is always looking at cat girls or talking about cat girls. *whistles* Yeah.......... is pretty much all you could say xD
Stitch

Mr. Bright
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

Since last post: 646 days
Last activity: 646 days
Posted on 05-04-06 03:42 PM Link
No, sometimes he yells at you because he thinks your arguing with him, when in actuality, you're making fun of him. Or correcting him. Or shoving him, and walking away to the kitchen.



Now, for the generalities of this week:

Coworkers whom won't let things go. They continue to nag and nag because it entertains the leads.

People whom think you've "lost it" because you declined a job position with Square Enix.

The birds in the fucking front yard tree that disgrace my car every single day. And only my car, too. There are three other cars under those trees, but since mine is white...

My mom, and her constant state of nagging.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 05-04-06 04:58 PM Link
Originally posted by Broken Dreams
Originally posted by Master Sajin
Thats because you're booring...and you always say "Yeah..." after everything I say...so like, I think you think im booring or something...

Im not a fun person to talk to unless I think you're interesting...:

well that was hitting below the belt there.. *cough* it's kinda hard to talk to someone online who is always looking at cat girls or talking about cat girls. *whistles* Yeah.......... is pretty much all you could say xD


Im not always looking at cat-girls. Only if its been a month...But the things I do online are nobody's buisness really...its just when I talk to you, you told me yourself that I was booring...

:: Re-reads my post ::

Oh shit I said you were...Whoops. I ment "Im booring"
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 05-04-06 05:35 PM Link
OK, now kiss and make up.

D'awwww!



Additions to my list:

- To add to my earlier complaint of people who say you're homophobic if you hated Brokeback: People who poison the well by saying that those who don't take the liberal stance are haters. Just because a person is against illegal immigration doesn't make them a xenophobe. If you're so liberal why don't you just accept that other people have opinions different from your own and shut the hell up?

- Zoso's little sister. (I know I said no specifics, but if you knew her, you'd want to kill her too) "Like oh my god, I need you to get off the computer like right now! It's an emergency!! Crystal's all mad at me and she's threatening to delete my NeoPets account and it like used to be hers and I worked so hard on the NeoPet and it's like mine and I like care about it a lot and like I need to get on the computer like RIGHT NOW!!" (This was what she shouted at me, last night, while I was on my computer that I brought to Zoso's house)

- Costumers who knowingly overcharge for their product which is made from relatively cheap material and aren't period accurate, because other people overcharge and they want to make money as well rather than charge a fair price.


(Last edited by Rogue on 05-05-06 12:24 AM)
Stitch

Mr. Bright
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

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Posted on 05-04-06 06:41 PM Link
Still want that hat?

And, Sajin, I know you hate this, so: "boring". One "o".




High Schoolers in general.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 05-04-06 08:54 PM Link
Originally posted by Zabuza
Still want that hat?

I do want a Tudor, but I was generalizing the statement for most costumers. It's just there are so many dealers who try to sell you a felt cavalier for $150 or whatever.

That one hatter at faire has relatively good hats, but they charge much more than I'm willing to pay.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 05-04-06 09:10 PM Link
Originally posted by Zabuza


And, Sajin, I know you hate this, so: "boring". One "o".



I kinda added that extra O to stress the word Sorry if you thought it was a typo....u.u ;;;

- High Schoolers that only go to school to hang out with friends and pick on poeple...

- People who pick on me while I play Pump it Up

- People who pose on that one thing they do and brag about it...like Otakus that talk about that one certain thing all the time and who claim they are bad-ass on how awesome they are because of it...
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

Since last post: 5248 days
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Posted on 05-04-06 09:22 PM Link
Originally posted by Rogue
OK, now kiss and make up.

D'awwww!



Additions to my list:

- To add to my earlier complaint of people who say you're homophobic if you hated Brokeback: People who poison the well by saying that those who don't take the liberal stance are haters. Just because a person is against illegal immigration doesn't make them xenophobes. If you're so liberal why don't you just accept that other people have opinions other than your own and shut the hell up?


You kicked verbal ass, Rogue. I couldn't agree any more.

Add-ons to my pet peeve list:

1) Ted Kennedy- Self-explanitory.

2) Ingrid Newkirk- Will this bitch ever die? Not likely, until John Constantine sends this she-beast back to hell via shotgun.

3) Hippies- I don't hate hippies, just terrified of them.

4) Those little cube pepperoni on pizza- The pepperoni pizza was my favorite pizza. Then on one dark day, I bit into a slice, only to discover that some butthole had put these damn cubes of pepperoni on the pizza... I don't know why those cubes piss me off, I just like my pizza with thin, circular pepperoni... I HATE THOSE FUCKING CUBES!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYBODY MESS UP A CLASSIC BY PUTTING THOSE FREAKING CUBES ON THE PIZZA!?!? ><;;;

Okay, I need to take a chill pill and calm down.

More to come.

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