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Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 04-17-06 10:55 PM Link | Quote
GPS panties

These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature.
Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!

These "panties" can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day.

The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it's there!



(Last edited by Lady Mayfair on 04-18-06 02:05 AM)
WhiteRose

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Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.








Since: 08-17-04
From: The Dreaming

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Posted on 04-17-06 11:06 PM Link | Quote
Lol, interesting concept. Looked around the entire site. Quite amusing what I found there.
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Posted on 04-18-06 12:56 AM Link | Quote
Can you make them vibrate?
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-18-06 07:07 AM Link | Quote
*Oggles picture*

Wow, this product is useful for over-possesive parents and stalkers alike. *sarcasm*

I guess, in all seriousness, that the GPS panties would be useful for women who are being targeted for kidnapping. Duh.

Doesn't a GPS tracker requires a power source? How do they replace the battery?



(Last edited by Trigger Happy Jones on 04-18-06 10:08 AM)
Bitmap

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Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 04-18-06 08:34 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Trigger
Doesn't a GPS tracker requires a power source? How do they replace the battery?


:: Blushes :: Erm...Orgasiums? (sp?)

:: Laughes ::

I really dont know what to say...I think the woman might think what was up if a man gave her a pair of panties...I dunno
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

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Posted on 04-18-06 10:14 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Master Sajin
Originally posted by Trigger
Doesn't a GPS tracker requires a power source? How do they replace the battery?


:: Blushes :: Erm...Orgasiums? (sp?)

:: Laughes ::




You have been banished to the rejection table, with that creepy emo kid.

*Whacks Sajin with Whiffle Bat of Disgrace*

I smell a sit-com:

GUY: You know what? I think we need to "recharge" your battery.
WOMAN: You just "recharged" it two minutes ago.
GUY: Can't be too careful. You want to be kidnapped by Russian mercenaries?

Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

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Posted on 04-18-06 07:48 PM Link | Quote
Please tell me this is a joke. Oh please.

I figure it would be powered by the bodies electrical current (you know, that thing that produces the aura you see when you get *really* close to a mirror)
WhiteRose

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Sailor Delerium

Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.








Since: 08-17-04
From: The Dreaming

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Posted on 04-18-06 10:02 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Elara
Please tell me this is a joke. Oh please.

I figure it would be powered by the bodies electrical current (you know, that thing that produces the aura you see when you get *really* close to a mirror)


...did nobody go further than the first page. If you go to order one, you find out the truth about this product. I even left a hint of that in my first post when I said looked around the site. I have to admit, the site is really well done and if people here were fooled, you weren't the only one's.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 04-18-06 10:56 PM Link | Quote
Yeah, it's a joke. I had my jaw dropped when I intially found it, but like Rosy said try ordering one.
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