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Cteno

Super Shotgun
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Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 386 days
Last activity: 363 days
Posted on 04-17-06 05:03 PM Link
Hello, my name is Jeremaih. I live in Medford Oregon and I'm good friends with Kaijin and Drizzt Do'Urden. If you would like some dirt on either of them, just ask! (Laughs to self)

Anyway, this is like the 4th time registered on this site, but it crashed all the other times..... so... Hopefully it's here for good this time, lol!
Stitch

Mr. Bright
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

Since last post: 644 days
Last activity: 644 days
Posted on 04-17-06 05:04 PM Link
Tell Kaijin he's dead for provoking me and running away.

Oh, and hi.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 3103 days
Last activity: 3097 days
Posted on 04-17-06 06:00 PM Link
A long long time ago in a town very far away, Gorillas inhabitated the universe....They were primal creatures and were on Oprah's 450 Calorie diet...so They diddnt eat much.

Anyways, Bill clinton went back in time and decided that he wanted to create a store we all know and love called 7-11...Im sure you know why, He needed to stay awake so that way he can play God and not mess with Africans....

Well time froze and Hell froze over, so Satan sent his left handed henchmen to courrupt the right-handed people of the red sea...It diddnt take long for the talking tree to comer out of nowhere only to cast Magic Missle...Causing 45 20D4 Damage to the left-handed henchmen...Ouch

And thus Dungeons and Dragons was made. At the time they knew it as, "We have no life, so we make up Gods to battle other Gods..."...Still dosent? How about..."We have no life, so we make Internet hacks to see who has a better internet Hack."

So, according to the monotholian scripture of the Green-eye sea, 'A monkey with an adnormal face is suposed to be born bearing with him twenty-six pineapples and a carpet. Once he was born, the mother slapped the person who made that up, and rubbed her ass because it kinda hurt queathing out twenty-six pineapples and a carpet...

Ok so, Bill Clinton and the Left-handed henchmen got pretty pissed and decided to completely generate a new race of species called 'Borgons': People with a single strand of blue hair, and three arms...Oh yeah, and each hand has four fingers to make the hands completely useless, havent you heard that the human race couldent survive without thumbs? I would be pretty pissed if I was born with a single strand of blue hair with three arms each having four fingers in each hand....

AND SO THE BORGONS....OPPS, LET ME TURN OFF MY CAPS!

:: TURNs off caps ::

Ok, The Borgons went through a massive rampage inside the 7-11 store that Bill Clinton designed, no one knew how or why, but Intellegance (With an E) showed that they all bought a grand total of 500$ Dollars worth of coffee... .75 cents of it was used on Juicy Fruit...I love Juicy Fruit.

Well, George Washington put on his wooden Dentures and rose from the grave...( After he stole his dentures back from the National Mueseum of...somewhere). People were puzzled on how George washington Rose from the grave BEFORE he got his dentures...but who cares? Anyways, he flicked off the Borgons on MTV's new Show Real World: All Together...He said in his confession...

Spoiler:
Im gay


And the world was at a shock! No one would have suspected that George washington's confession could have shattered so many women's hearts!

But that made the borgon's pissed off...They reached a level of power so bad, A potato generated more electricity than them...but how was that lethal? They ATE the potato, which caused them to mutate and generate Thumbs...THUMBS!

Now that the Borgon's had thumbs, They can seriously wipe the world...And the first thing they did was go back to the 7-11 and buy another pack of Juicy Fruit...you know cause...they ran out of it while watching the real world...AND THEN THEY QUESTED!!!

On the Illithan server of World of Warcraft, their codenames were a-#, where the # equals to the order of how many borgons were on that server...and then they met Bob Sagget...

Bob Sagget spoke onto the Borgons on BE in W2 and said..."Dude, quit tripping on Acid and just use hacks, once you do that, Leroy jenkins will Aggro every lithordorn Horde in the server to wipe out Geogre Washington!"

So they did....

Allright Chumps, Lets do this...LEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOYYYYY MMMMMJJJJEEEENNNKKKIIIINNNNSSSSS

THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PENGUINS FLOODED THE SERVER AND....WHOPPS, CAPS AGAIN!

:: TURNs off caps...again ::

Millions and millions (I kinda forgot about the 900,000 Penguins) flooded the world server that George washington was on and completely Lagged everybody out! With a Ping of 1274, people complained, and people called the Penguins newbs...

That was a national Holiday called "Dont fuck with Penguins day"

And congradulations, You joined Xeogaming on this exact day! Dont you feel special?


(Last edited by Master Sajin on 04-17-06 09:12 PM)
Stitch

Mr. Bright
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

Since last post: 644 days
Last activity: 644 days
Posted on 04-17-06 06:28 PM Link
Oh, and tell Sajin that I'm gonna sneak up on him and tickle him.
Xeoman

Ball and Chain Trooper
Administrator








Since: 08-14-04
From: 255

Since last post: 72 days
Last activity: 8 days
Posted on 04-17-06 09:18 PM Link
XD Sajin ... XfreakingDwtf?

Anyways ... welcome to Xeogaming. A friend of Kaijin's and Drizzt's is easily welcome among our family. Hope you do enjoy it here and stick around.
WhiteRose

Warrior
Sailor Delerium

Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.








Since: 08-17-04
From: The Dreaming

Since last post: 2998 days
Last activity: 3702 days
Posted on 04-17-06 11:13 PM Link
Hello and welcome to our insane, but friendly community. I see you've met some of the locals. Don't worry, they only bite when they feel like it or when they don't. Just follow the rules, post a lot and have fun. Here *reaches into her bag of random things and pulls out a half eaten pencil* Enjoy!
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

Since last post: 5245 days
Last activity: 5245 days
Posted on 04-18-06 12:48 PM Link
Originally posted by Master Sajin



What the fuck, Sajin?

Oh, and hi Nelrith. I'm the token redneck. My job is to stand around and say "git-r-done" to the point of irrevalence and, of course, annoyance.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 3103 days
Last activity: 3097 days
Posted on 04-18-06 01:16 PM Link
You know, I could have made that story longer...ahh what the hell...

Twenty-five years later a volcano erupted chilly dogs, poodles, and random DDR machines...Some people were pretty happy about it, especially the fat obese people...

Well, Bob Sagget seriously got tierd of people claiming him to be God, so he moved to downtown Wikishaw to practice windowashing. While he was there he discovered himself at Wikipedia as "The fifth chosen one"...Once he found this out, he called up the Devil to arrange a meeting...

Bob Sagget told his assailences in a Pizza hut near smallville; "I have come to eat your mothers...and grow you guys a beard...That way women will look at you funny, but pretend to love you even more!"

And thus it happend, but while doing so two chickens from the kingdom of Ishire rode down in pixie sticks oinking along to the Introduction of Metal Gear Solid...They liked Raiden

Bob's assailences quickle turned the channel at the local Pizza hut and fount that Detroit was under attack by the same Ducks riding on Pixie sticks oinking along to the introduction to metal Gear Solid...

Not even the Power Rangers can stop them...so it was up to bob's assailences to stop the evil quackers...

Day one erupted when someone discovered a radioactive potato...the same potato that the borgons ate to mutate thumbs...except this time...The potato was pooped out by them, and somehow had Super Sayan hair latched on top of it...

Once the Borgons entered the attacked town, they all layed eggs. Inside of the eggs were explosive Dell PC's with Intel Pentium 4 processors...Coustomers were pissed because everyone knows that Dell PC's suck anus, so they sided with the Borgons.

Well, the potato grew one green eye, Kiss makeup, and an anus for a mouth...When it spoke, everyone knew it was sacred, because the area filled with Potato stinkiness...

"I have come for the Pentium 4 Porcessors..." Started the talking potato with super-sayan hair..."And once I have obtained this....you can have sex with dogs..."

The borgons were confused, because at this time, Dog's werent evolved from the people we dislike here at Xeogaming...but they diddnt care, they were still pretty pissed...

The borgons prepared for battle by tapping 9 Land mana and wearing body armor fit for babies. Thus increasing its AP points in a .45 yard radius and Gaining 50 HP.

Well, 2 days later, the Ducks grew horns...and the Devil was summoned by a black duck (with a lower-cased B) and harked a naughty hark...The Devil was wearing blue dinkies and a polo shirt...she went by the nickname **** ****!

Spoiler:
OH MY GOD THIS STORY IS GONNA GET CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!


well she was pretty pissed off at everything that was going on, all for the sole reason that she diddnt get any booty last night from her retarded boyfriend...But no one cared, she was a looser anyway...

People from across America marvled at the ugliness the Devil was showing...so she changed form...into an anime chick...

Well this anime chick was from Sailor Moon...oh wait, she was Sailor Moon...ah well, what the hell...Well, she whipped out her dildo and bashed random people...

BUT BACK TO THE STORY!

The Devil was never what I just said, I was just getting off track...Anyways, The Devil pulled out a Cursed whip +5 for his weapon...against the Borgon's Dinkie armor...Everyone agreed that this was going to be a great fight!

The war began, left and right the Devil was smacked around by Politicians and random mentally disabled wheelchair-people. All over the world, people marveld on a Sony Plasma-screen...including the Deaf people, because God gave them the gift of hearing for only that time period!

When they heard everyhting was going on, they suddendly realized that the war betweed Satan and the borgons were mislead...they ment to attack the Ducks that laid Dell PC's with Intel Pentium 4 Processors...so the Borgon's attacked them.

Well, the Ducks logged on their computers and opned up the greatest Website known to mankind....Board.Xeogaming.Net

This message board saved the world from the Borgons as we know of...Arent you glad you are in a community that saved the world from three-armed people with a single strand of blue hair and four fingers that ate a radioactive potato and grew THUMBS!?

Stitch

Mr. Bright
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

Since last post: 644 days
Last activity: 644 days
Posted on 04-18-06 03:51 PM Link
*Smack Sajin with rolled-up newspaper*

You stop that. Bad puppy. No biscuit.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 386 days
Last activity: 363 days
Posted on 04-18-06 03:57 PM Link
Holy crap! Thank Lothander that board.xeogaming.net was here to save the world from the Borgons! I don't know what I would have done if I evolved from a 3 armed, single haired, 4 fingered, radioactive-potato eater!!!

Hmm.... So what happened to Bill Clinton?
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 3103 days
Last activity: 3097 days
Posted on 04-18-06 04:11 PM Link
Zabuza had sex with him...however seen how he diddnt enjoy it, he killed him and his lying self...

*Gets hit by Zabuza* I DONT LIKE DOG BISUCITS! I LIKE CATNIP!
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 386 days
Last activity: 363 days
Posted on 04-18-06 04:50 PM Link
Lol, hopefully my curse for board crashing doesn't follow me this time.... I think I'll enjoy being here if it stays up this time! xD
Stitch

Mr. Bright
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

Since last post: 644 days
Last activity: 644 days
Posted on 04-18-06 05:00 PM Link
We've survived a few things. Hence the hole in my lawn. Long story, not telling.

I didn't do Clinton. I blew Xeo one night.

And, *smack Sajin with rolled up newspaper*, bad kitty, no catnip. or catgirls.
Savedox

Berserker
You put a bullet in my head, Till black turns to red! This could all end in tragedy!








Since: 08-20-04
From: Read \"Real Name\"

Since last post: 3090 days
Last activity: 179 days
Posted on 04-21-06 04:32 PM Link
Originally posted by Zabuza

I didn't do Clinton. I blew Xeo one night.






Is there something Xeo needs to tell everyone? XD
Shuyin

Baron of Radical








Since: 08-19-04

Since last post: 2511 days
Last activity: 2417 days
Posted on 04-21-06 07:25 PM Link
Originally posted by Drizzt DoUrden




Is there something Xeo needs to tell everyone? XD



What's there to tell? A mouth's a mouth....right?
Stitch

Mr. Bright
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

Since last post: 644 days
Last activity: 644 days
Posted on 04-21-06 07:48 PM Link
Right. Now, the sodomy part. Explain that.
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