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Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 395 days
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Posted on 03-30-06 06:12 PM Link | Quote
Note: Now before you get excited this is a hoax, just look at the url. It's not CNN.com, but rather another site putting up a mirror claiming to be CNN.

Article

Originally posted by Fake CNN
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
Savedox

Berserker
You put a bullet in my head, Till black turns to red! This could all end in tragedy!








Since: 08-20-04
From: Read \"Real Name\"

Since last post: 4305 days
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Posted on 03-30-06 06:18 PM Link | Quote
O.O

I dont know what to think... but it makes me want to tell everyone know about it.. especially some woman I know
Trigger Happy Jones









Since: 02-21-06
From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating*

Since last post: 6460 days
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Posted on 03-30-06 07:50 PM Link | Quote
At least now prositutes have health benefits. *rimshot*

ROFLMAO!!! ;;;XD


(Last edited by Trigger Happy Jones on 03-31-06 10:53 PM)
AlpoRaggins

Troubadour
Not so much dead.








Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

Since last post: 6374 days
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Posted on 03-30-06 08:03 PM Link | Quote
Holy shit. I'm going to print that and show it to everyone who's going on the bus with me to NYC for our field trip in May.

Probably close to 100 people. 99% of them are females. There's one guy, but he's gay. Plus its on a nice bus with a bathroom. I can see it now.

*Voltron hands out print outs of article, titled "reading material for the road trip"*

"Ladies, read thouroughly. Note, this is a moving clinic. I'll be in my office if any checkups are desired."

*Voltorn enters the bathroom at back of the bus*

01001000
Slow Ride
Take It Easy









Since: 01-10-05

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Posted on 03-30-06 08:16 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Voltron
Holy shit. I'm going to print that and show it to everyone who's going on the bus with me to NYC for our field trip in May.

Probably close to 100 people. 99% of them are females. There's one guy, but he's gay. Plus its on a nice bus with a bathroom. I can see it now.

*Voltron hands out print outs of article, titled "reading material for the road trip"*

"Ladies, read thouroughly. Note, this is a moving clinic. I'll be in my office if any checkups are desired."

*Voltorn enters the bathroom at back of the bus*





*Obese slob walks in who can barely keep her shirt on jumps on Voltron's lap and slathers Voltron in saliva with a case of bad breath.*

Yes I can see it to, and that is really gross

And I don't really know what to think of this article other than its fake of course
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 395 days
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Posted on 03-30-06 08:22 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HoboConductor
And I don't really know what to think of this article other than its fake of course

Oh good, I was about to worry that everyone thought it was real or something.

Yeah, it's totally fake. Sorry to burst some of your bubbles, but it's just not true, my little cherubs.
Shuyin

Baron of Radical








Since: 08-19-04

Since last post: 3726 days
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Posted on 03-30-06 08:26 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Voltron
Probably close to 100 people. 99% of them are females. There's one guy, but he's gay. Plus its on a nice bus with a bathroom. I can see it now.




Well using my logic skills.....if you're a guy...and there's only one guy on the trip...and that guy is gay....then....

YOU GET A PONY!

Anyway, to be on topic: This is really good to know. Now I won't feel bad for asking. I'll just say "This isn't for me. Its for you. I want to help you prevent breast cancer."
Xeoman

Ball and Chain Trooper
Administrator








Since: 08-14-04
From: 255

Since last post: 18 days
Last activity: 15 hours
Posted on 03-30-06 09:35 PM Link | Quote
You guys have ruined one of my possible future arguements to why milady should perform this act with myself.

(that was definitely put into a weird sentence!)

Anyways, I figured it was fake when I saw the url.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 03-30-06 10:27 PM Link | Quote
And wow...It actually looks like CNN...

I dont know what to say here...But you can just ask yourself here "How is that possiable"?

Ah well...Ill still present it
Savedox

Berserker
You put a bullet in my head, Till black turns to red! This could all end in tragedy!








Since: 08-20-04
From: Read \"Real Name\"

Since last post: 4305 days
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Posted on 03-30-06 11:07 PM Link | Quote
I just realized how I can psyche people out with this site... which reminds me, april 1st is comeing up bwahahahah..
§tOnErXXJibb

Paragoomba








Since: 03-27-06
From: Gunz Server 3

Since last post: 6522 days
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Posted on 03-31-06 12:10 AM Link | Quote
Wow.. I'm so.. telling girls I know hehe.. yeah It looked just like CNN to me though.. but its like cnn.com or somethin soo.. not that easy to fall for. Nice though nice.. interesting rogue.. gave me GREAT ideas ^ _ ^
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 73 days
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Posted on 04-03-06 07:33 PM Link | Quote
The guy that created that site actually fooled European newspapers who ended up printing it. That's talent.
Xeoman

Ball and Chain Trooper
Administrator








Since: 08-14-04
From: 255

Since last post: 18 days
Last activity: 15 hours
Posted on 04-04-06 01:12 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Elara
The guy that created that site actually fooled European newspapers who ended up printing it. That's talent.


Wow, I bet they feel great now.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 73 days
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Posted on 04-05-06 05:52 PM Link | Quote
Heh heh, they were pissed from what I read. But yeah, I'm sure the average man was quite happy about it.
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