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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 01-28-06 01:32 PM Link | Quote
I heard this from a friend/work colleague and posted it in my LiveJournal, but thought I'd share it here too:

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you can not be disgusted by anything involving the human body". For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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Posted on 01-28-06 09:13 PM Link | Quote
That doctor is...AWESOME

Paying attention surely is a good trait that one must have while in the field of medicine, especially if your instructor plays pranks on you.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 01-30-06 04:39 PM Link | Quote
That so makes me want to become a doctor. Thats so hilarious. Thats two jokes in one day that have actually made me laugh; its been a looong time since thats happened.

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