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Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 12-15-05 12:14 AM Link | Quote
Found on Yahoo! India:

Breast implants may soon carry MP3 players!

London, Oct.14(ANI): Music may one day be very close to a woman's chest, with BT futurology which manufactures computer chips that store music, creating a MP3 player that can be implanted into a woman's breasts.

And while one breast could hold an MP3 player, the other the person's favourite music collection.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

"It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful," The Sun quoted Ian Pearson as saying.

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

The company said it could be available within 15 years.(ANI)
Astrophel
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Posted on 12-15-05 12:28 AM Link | Quote
HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha... wait... you... you're serious, aren't you?

That's just... What the fuck?
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Since: 08-17-04
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Posted on 12-15-05 01:48 AM Link | Quote
Well, at least they would have to worry about loosing it. However, I do like it for the possibility of warning people of possible complications.
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Since: 10-13-05
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Posted on 12-15-05 05:43 AM Link | Quote
As to the added weight, how would they compensate for that? Moreover, what about charging the batteries, replacement, et cetera? I doubt any woman wants one breast to be hanging lower than the other heh.

Also... be wary of magnets.
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Since: 08-14-04
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Posted on 12-15-05 07:21 AM Link | Quote
Just another reason to put my head near a womans breast.
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Since: 09-05-04
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Posted on 12-15-05 08:43 AM Link | Quote
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Who would want something like that?








:: Steals and runs away ::

but nah really, how would you upload music onto it?
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Since: 10-07-04
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Posted on 12-15-05 09:18 AM Link | Quote
This must be a joke did you really find an article of that?

But if it was it would be way easier to see if a girls in a good mood or not, just catch the signal from her breast...


(Last edited by Darkness on 12-15-05 12:18 PM)
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Posted on 12-15-05 12:01 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Darkness
This must be a joke did you really find an article of that?

But if it was it would be way easier to see if a girls in a good mood or not, just catch the signal from her breast...


I see that everyday after school!

<.<
>.>

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Rogue
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Posted on 12-15-05 12:12 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Darkness
This must be a joke did you really find an article of that?

But if it was it would be way easier to see if a girls in a good mood or not, just catch the signal from her breast...


Here's the link to the story: Yahoo! India


(Last edited by Rogue on 12-15-05 03:13 PM)
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Posted on 12-15-05 12:45 PM (Last edited by Highway To Hell on 12-15-05 03:54 PM) Link | Quote
This is RETARDED!

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Posted on 12-15-05 12:51 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Highway To Hell
This is RETARDED!

Tell us what you really think.

I'm not really into this idea either.
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Posted on 12-15-05 12:56 PM Link | Quote
I don't want to think that I may not really be touching my girlfriend's breasts, but MP3 players.

And I don't want to think that those great boobs I'm seeing are really MP3 Players more than anything else.
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Posted on 12-15-05 05:22 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Boobs
I don't want to think that I may not really be touching my girlfriend's breasts, but MP3 players.

And I don't want to think that those great boobs I'm seeing are really MP3 Players more than anything else.




(Last edited by Rogue on 12-15-05 08:23 PM)
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Since: 09-02-04
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Posted on 12-15-05 06:16 PM Link | Quote
Oh, I want to listen!

This is a pretty silly idea, though. Would the nipple be the play button for some?
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Posted on 12-16-05 08:15 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by SyntaxLegend
Just another reason to put my head near a womans breast.


Best reply ever. XD
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