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Cyro Xero Rune Mage Rave Atom Since: 02-23-05 From: Minnesota!! Since last post: 49 days Last activity: 49 days |
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Here's a clean joke I learned long ago. I'm telling this by memory, so if you've seen this somewhere else you'll notice it won't be word for word. At least not all of it. A bus driver was driving some senior citizens through the city. A little old lady slowly walks up from the rear to him and gets his attention. The bus driver looks back and says, "Yes?" "We have a lot of peanuts we're trying to get rid of and were wondering if you would you like some, dear?" she said while opening her hand. The bus driver agreed to take them and threw them in his mouth right away. He thanked her and told her how nice it was for her to offer. The old lady walks back. A few minutes later she comes walking up again. She asks, would you like some more peanuts?" The bus driver said yes and again ate them. The little old lady walked back. A few minutes later she comes up again and offers the bus driver some more peanuts, and once more he took them from her and ate them. He then asked the little old lady, "Why did you buy so many peanuts if you do not like them?" The little old lady replied, "Oh, we just like to suck the chocolate off of them." A mother was in her room packing her suitcase to go on a vacation. Her little daughter was sitting on the bed and stuck her finger out. "Mommy, mommy. Look!" she said with her finger pointed at her mom. The mother turned around to look. "I'm gonna get you!" she said as she put her mouth around the child's finger, pretending to devour it. The mother took her mouth off and went back to packing. The daughter sat on the bed and looked at her finger in horror. "Mommy?" she said. "Yes, dear," replied the mother. "Where's my booger?!" (Last edited by Cyro Xero on 11-28-05 06:24 PM) |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 633 days Last activity: 441 days |
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That woman... why would you just put your mouth on your kid like that? | |||
Katana Dark Wizard \"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\" Since: 08-15-04 From: Philadelphia, P.A. Since last post: 1554 days Last activity: 1371 days |
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I heard the first one before and that just grosses me out.
The second one...**giggles** I'm sorry, but that's too cute. I've been shown one too many boogers in my life with all the kids running around, so I can identify. :p Though I never ATE one. |
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§tOnErXXJibb Paragoomba Since: 03-27-06 From: Gunz Server 3 Since last post: 6760 days Last activity: 6756 days |
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Never heard those, but wow, that was pretty funny =D. >>
I actually GET these jokes.... =P |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 633 days Last activity: 441 days |
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Sweetie, I know you're new, but please consider the age of a thread before you post in it.
Bumping is against the rules here. In case you weren't aware bumping is when you post in a thread that hasn't been touched in a month or more, thus making it go back to the top of the list for recent posts. It's only OK to bump a thread if you have something constructive to say or add to the thread with information that is either new or hasn't been discussed yet. Sorry to lecture you and I hate to play Little Miss Know-It-All Bossy Admin, but I have to be once in a while. Since you're new, it's excusable for now. |
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§tOnErXXJibb Paragoomba Since: 03-27-06 From: Gunz Server 3 Since last post: 6760 days Last activity: 6756 days |
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Originally posted by Rogue Oh, Sorry Rogue.. Yeah I know this is a spam message.. but, I wanted to make sure you knew that I saw it and I'll be sure not to bump anymore =) Thanks for tellin me! Cuz I didn't know that it did that. Btw, Read my last post in New Game.. My first thread. If you haven't already. |
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